adios

England could me 3 up, man.

Good luck, lads! I almost totally mean that.

He already wants assassinating by hounds.

Should be the official World Cup winners song. Not sure how it'll go down in France like.

Well that's just inconsiderate of him. And sorry to hear, man.

I'm so sorry.

New PM please. Clearly the closest Anderson's been to a "real" person in about 30 years too.

Aye, but were supposed to.

Someone tweet him about his inability to avoid schoolboy grammatical errors. I imagine he'll take that well.

Rafa's gone anyway unless our fairy godmother deigns to shine her light in our direction again. Just enjoy the season that's in it.

https://twitter.com/SachaBaronCohen/status/1016082033099997184/video/1

Cracking.

Hopefully that's the Wiccan hex for swift death in the middle.

Oh dear. People who are offended need to get over themselves but you could have put it better. I would have said Pride is more about supporting a cause & celebrating sexuality and aren't we all a little bit queer in the end?

Also 'minicab orad'. I swear I didn't just have to look up what that last word meant.

https://www.scribd.com/book/383460393/David-Davis-resignation

Oh, this place has its hooks in you now.

That's grand, Dan, there was no offence taken. It'd be rude not to take it considering how easily I give it out. Just assume that pretty much everything I say is tongue-in-cheek. Even when I'm serious, I'm not.

I'm scared to, so I'll have to trust your judgement.

Just the way I like 'em.

Fucking hell, I thought Shelvey had let himself go.