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I feel like Moyes is the most likely out of that lot to keep the team up? Ideally just for the 10 games, and someone young with fresh ideas (like Ranieri) next season.

Do you mean 16.0? Also, scroll down that page for 16.1.

He resigned from Forest and Twente so wtf is he talking about?

Try NJM Soccer.

He needs to go now, if only so we never have to hear Noelie use the term 'brolly-boy' again.

I have a decent connection and had a lot of buffering issues yesterday. My backup is SportsDevil. It's got plenty of steady but fairly low quality streams like Adthe.

Could you not just have set him up a play-date with Adam Johnson?

At this rate, I'm going to care more about Leicester getting the 3 points at the top of the table next weekend.

Well I'll wait till after the match to hammer him, but if Riviere (in all likelihood) turns out to be a bad selection, he has to go.

That's very consider it of you.

Anything less than 6 points from Bournemouth and Sunderland means relegation.

Yeah, I dropped the ExpressVPN sub after Netflix got strict, or I'd log in for you and do it.

Oh I cancelled weeks ago, but I was using ExpressVPN's NZ server. I decided to cancel after they made it more difficult to use a VPN, as I'd rather pay for this sort of thing legitimately, but fuck them.

I couldn't see a way to cancel so I just logged in and changed my credit card details to random nonsense. Haven't checked my card to see if I'm still getting billed though.

Dean Strang for President of the New World Order.

Oops.

What are your thoughts on the article Chez posted?

Should be part of the curriculum at this point, surely?

He's responding to "the fact is their club stood up for and even fucking played a bloke that was charged with grooming and having sexual relations with a minor", though. Which is relevant to what he said.

If 3 teams finish below Newcastle this year, they don't want relegating, they want to be taken out and shot.

2-1 to Newcastle.

First time I've really believed it, but this team is going down, isn't it? None of the new signings look up to it. Shelvey at fault for the first goal and little else, Saivet trying to make 60 yard passes in poor conditions, Townsend getting nothing right. Janmaat the only one who looks like a Premiership player.

Sounds explosive.

#NUFC (4-2-3-1) Darlow; Janmaat, Taylor, Lascelles, Gibson; Saivet, Shelvey ©; Townsend, Wijnaldum, Perez; Doumbia.

Will you be sitting down or standing up to wipe?