adios

I'd be up for this if you need a spare body. Might want to keep an eye on how good I am on time played in the league we're playing too before deciding. My pro is a CM, but I can change as needed.

Still only the 2 matches for me, sorry. Will play all matches in the next couple of days regardless of how much practice I manage to get in. If anyone wants to play tonight btw, I'll likely be up till around 9am UK time as my hours are backwards right now. Post in here and I'll check in every half hour or so.

Just had to refresh my memory. Quite fond of the cunt thread.

dotbum/ObaGol. (confirms stupidity)

Yeah misread it.

How was I? Haven't been on at all today! Maybe it was SMO? Besty scares the shit out of me tbh.

Don't even own the game tbh.

gg SMO, scoreline was very flattering. Villa seem decent when I can acutally get the ball out of my half. Does anyone talk btw?

Yeah RB by default (I have them reversed so RT for me). Shield is RT by default, when the defender comes in you can kind of spin around them just by directing the shielding player past them. The only thing for dribbling is to practice them in the Arena /practice match. I only just figured out watching some vid how to use skills with an exit move. No offense to anyone's invites I ignore, just trying to get to grips with the game for a while. btw, what controller settings do people have it on? wrt manual/semi/auto? Think I am: pass - semi through ball - manual shots - semi cross - semi long ball - manual

btw what kind of time frame to we have to get these games played? I wouldn't mind a couple of days of practice before my next match.

SO has the most informative gamertag I've ever seen, unless Aaron's surname is actually Avenger and he is in fact the son of satan.

Well played, Aaron. Wasn't even competitive, I need to practice.

Nice one, Besty. I've joined as Villa as Liverpool are 5 stars. You may have a fight on your hands for that status.

Nobody's perfect.

nia11 (NIA-one-one) on Live, add me for some easy wins. I probably won't be on as much as I would like.

I'm up for this if being absolutely shite (and unlikely to have time to improve much) is no issue. I'm nia11 (NIA-one-one) on Live, and would have to have a think about who I would go with. Are Liverpool an option?

Anyone who doesn't shave their own head while taking a healthy dose of cheese grater to the knob, is a cunt of the highest order and clearly loves it up the shitter. EDIT: Except Marcus.

The beheading one, what kind of a sick fuck do you think I am?! Didn't actually watch the one in the OP. The bloke is a ridiculously superb character, though probably a pain in the arse to spend more than a half hour with.

In my defence, I've only beaten off to one once.

It was Joe Nye for Unation http://www.discogs.com/Unation-Higher-And-...release/1808987 http://cgi.ebay.com.my/MCA-UK-SAMPLER-CD-V...id=p4634.c0.m14 I emailed the guys who did the remix and they got back to me today, thanks to Colin Meon for the info:

Don't be silly, they're just taking out the Nazi moon bases.

I give up, got to go to something useful, or at least play FIFA.

Sorry, I just assumed from your choice of music that you were a fudge packer. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I can't believe you've managed to break the internet btw, I didn't think it was really possible any more. Can't find the original of this anywhere, and it's freaking me out.

Bastard, I just came in to post the happy hardcore version congrats on coming out anyway Leazes.

Quite like that one, shame he is now too great for his name to be taken in vain.