adios

Might even be worthy of 4 tbh.

Left trigger, left button (bumper), right button. Saw someone mention using the right button and left button to do some nifty tricks, also something about pushing forward after a drag-back to nutmeg the defender. Haven't tried either yet.

yes

gold.

Howay then, I can't be arsed to find out. Do tell. Use the Edit function to set up Newcastle the way you want them, then start a Master League match using that team, save it. Then when you start Xbox Live, use the "Load Master League" option in Xbox Live Options. When you enter a game where "all" teams are allowed, you'll see a Master League option down the bottom.

Stop looking at my profile please. Stalker!

I figured out you can transfer Beye and Faye and play them on Live, which is nice.

Today I learnt that senile dementia does not translate well on the internet.

I've been benching Martins in favour of the Owen and Viduka. Should be stripped of my screen name tbh. btw, if you could stomach living with a country full of bastards, you could have just walked into the shops and bought it yesterday.

Get both from GAME, and bring back the one that doesn't make the grade within 10 days or whatever. From what I've read, Fifa might edge it on PS3, with the slowdown issues with PES. so hard to tell with all the fanboyism, but it sounds like Fifa is finally getting close again. Would be nice to have 2 decent games to choose from. The last Fifa I really loved was 96, download the demos every year, but PES always seems to be that bit better.

Mine will be better Better get a "bastards!" in in advance, for the inevitable moving.

You're my wife now.

Picked this up yesterday. Online is shambolic, and one or two things (diving and penalties) seem a bit dodgy, but overall best football game to date? Seems like you have more control than in previous versions. I'm nia11 on Live, add me if you fancy a lag-fest. Has anyone got the PS3 version btw? I was surprised by how many on pesfan seem to have gone that way. Doesn't seem like the sensible choice at the moment. Mods - please don't go all nazi on my thread and send it to the forum where threads go to die! The FM forum is only ever read by people who play FM, and even most football fans who don't play games make an exception for this one.

This is now up on mininova, although there's no seeds at the moment.

Yeah, everything has to be spicy for me to eat it. Interesting what Chez says, given that I'm pretty sure I'm an endorphin addict (never linked it with this before though).

I did wonder about that before I posted it, and no defo not. I just wanted to take the piss out of them (the one who rated me highly moreso).

Sad fuckers because they only gave you a 3? Surely been on t'interweb long enough to know there's no such thing as a moderate opinion?

I might develop a bit of a man-crush on anyone perverse enough to do that tbh. I know who the culprits are too, within a reasonable degree of certainty.

Aye, I realise that thread has probably ended any hopes I might have had of putting my Toontastic profile on my cv.

It's repeated on BBC Four on Monday (at 12:30am and 3:30am) if that's any good to you, or anyone else for that matter. Might check it out after all the waxing lyrical on here. I'm the only one who's seen it I think. Blatantly having a dig at your shiny head tbh.

Has gone to the trouble of rating my profile. You sad, sad fuckers (the pair of you, I reckon).

Think the girlfriend would really enjoy this, if anyone has a uknova invite, please to be sending it my way. (Or if anyone knows another site where I could get it)

Sun Tzu wept, if I remember rightly.

Especially if they're of the quality of a couple of the balls Enrique put in last night (one for Martins' goal).

It could be if Franz Kafka is third choice. I think it's a good thing, in spite of what's been said about Robinson recently, but I know nothing about Cerny.