adios

Saved him from drowning in her own piss tbs tbs. It's Dublin you knerb-head, the only bogs you're in any danger of drowning in are Armitage Shanks. Although, when we were down the country a mate called shorty (how imaginative) was walking beside us in t'bogs when he disappeared, I turned around to find nothing but his head sticking out of the ground. Looked like someone was growing a muppet.

You didn't have to eat out of it tbf. I remember a girl pissing herself in the middle of the playground at break, we would have been around 10/12. I used to see her around town when I was still in Dublin, I don't think she ever lived it down; what a sight. The same girl rescued my mate from drowning, don't think he ever lived that down.

Nope 190889[/snapback] I bet that's going to bother you now. Anyway, All Hail the Uber-Nerds!

Watched Inside Man last night, (trying to get away from refreshing on here every 5 seconds for a while), it's absolutely fantastic. On the surface it's a top notch heist thriller and that on its own makes it well worthwhile, but I felt there was a lot more going on under the surface. The only downside for me was that Foster's believability slipped a couple of times, but that's being picky, overall she did a very good job.

Prop him up on a nice straw poll. Leazes will like that.

Good idea, I'll nominate John Paul II.

That makes me pretty much redundant on here now. She took it back, though, RIGHT ON SISTER!

Sorry, probably was, it's just the completely selfish, "I don't like it therefore it should go" thing. No, "I don't like it, what do people think?" Increasingly, kids today have absolutely no respect for other people! Oh dear...

I'd quite like you banned for the same reaon; life's tough.

Was that sarcasm or a statement of fact? 188885[/snapback] Everything I say is a statement of fact. I was more thinking about whoring them out to MTV and having them be treated by the public as high profile knobends when they were just children, than the drug taking. Obviously any crack addicted 12 year old who happens to have popped a sprog is more qualified to talk about this than I am.

I'm beginning to suspect you might be.

She's clearly responsible for the fucked up state of her children, like.

Absolutely no question; I hate that I have no choice in the matter when it comes to things like telecoms/television.

I thought it was Everest you were with, this crowd have the worst repuation on t'internet by the looks of it! PS If you're that easily put off sales may not be for you, if you're making good money, fuck it, most people probably deserve what they get, anyway.

Seriously, think about it. Where have you got your information from? How could you possibly know what you're talking about after a couple of weeks? You're not in a position to mock sales people right now, you sound like you're straight out of Hollywood Sales Academy.

That whole lot has obviously come straight out of his re-education. I'll be interested to hear his thoughts in 6-12 months. Jesus wept, Fish, I've never sold one of my own companies that hard. Use it in meetings, but leave the twat hat at the door!

Listen to the little company man.

oops, has done it again.

Not familiar with the power of PES then. * Massively upgraded AI-- players run intelligently into space when not in possession of the ball * Physical side of play has been refined, with players working to turn a defender as they receive the ball * Shooting system refined players can attempt more snap shots * New licensed teams including official kits for Argentina, the Netherlands, Italy, Spain and Sweden * Gives players the ability to make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya" * More balanced referees * New and exciting game modes including International Challenge and Random modes * Much-loved Master League makes a welcome return

He am win tbh. Oh, hang on, which console?

That's pretty fucking abstract tbf.

Is it an image of the baby Jesus weeping, or maybe on his shiny new tricycle?

I'd like to go and live there at some point, I'm bored of France.

We should have a fantasy football team of players we should have signed, and a newcastle one, see who wins.