adios

Don't tell me things like this, I'll be off to fetch the mirror when I'm next in need now.

Rightly so, they'd be bored out of their tiny minds, otherwise! I'm Irish btw, but I think you lot are in fairly safe hands in Ireland too.

Aye, we're a right shower o' bastards up here...... 193058[/snapback] I think she was probably the exception to the rule, she was a psychotic off her medication tbs tbs. Bastards though, aye probably.

tttt by far the worst customer service person I ever dealt with was Scottish, and I mean by a country mile.

Alexa.

The thing is, all submitting your site is going to do is get it crawled and make the engines aware that your site exists. What you really need to do is convince the sites that you are popular, something they basically look at the number of people linking to you to decide and also how popular those sites are. They may come up with more and more complex ways to figure this out, but the basics are unlikely to change. Get links in with key phrases in the anchor text.

Heckled? I'm posting this from under my fucking bed; Billy's scared the shit out of me!

I'm being chatted up by some sales type on Titan Poker I'm sure is an Indian.

And I had you down as a liberal. 192901[/snapback] I thought you had me down as a Nazi. 192909[/snapback] Liberal National Socialist Does your right hand jump up uncontrollably when you're trying to type?

OK then, PokerPants, I've just opened accounts on Stars and Titan, the gf looks nervous, any tips?

Jesus Wept! PM me and I'll give you some pointers.

And I had you down as a liberal.

That's what I reckon. If he satisfies a detailed psychiatric report and still wants to die, give him a lethal injection and do it humanely, like we should be doing for people with degenerative terminal illnesses. He has no chance of parole so perhaps there is no point in him living with what he has done tbh. 192840[/snapback] Totally agree with you, but I love the way you've managed to sneak in an opener for a potential euthanasia debate. Man after my own heart tbs tbs.

The Lotus Magpie; comes with FFSGPS, tells you the wrong directions, assures you everything is going swimmingly as your luxury motor bubbles to the bottom of the Tyne.

Google hasn't cached your profile or anything you've posted in for a couple of months. It likes Alex, ask politely for him to stick your url as his homepage in the profile - I don't think this board shows sigs to google from what I can tell, but it will pick it up in the profile. Where have you got the idea forums are good places for link crawling btw? Maybe very, very popular forums if you have no other option, but I wouldn't have recommended it personally.

Agreed.

Pretty sure they're all legal in the UK, legal here anyway, sick fuckers!

Obviously did the right thing, vigilantism can't be far away if the cunts in charge allow this kind of thing to happen.

I took the opportunity to monitor my technique earlier on, three "wraps" of the hand, and tear, gets about 4-5 squares each time. I'll usually wipe and double each time, depending on how messy things are.

So, tell us Rob, what's the skinny on Germans, and the Irish?

Oooh, me piles just winced. I don't tear off sheets, I just "roll" it around my hand a couple of times and then tear, and use that. Was it on here that someone posted about how Americans bunch instead of folding? Creepier than the Christian Right tbh.

I've done that, very long time ago. Just keep shit loads of it around now.