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On the waiting list for an allotment. Have grown veg in containers this year. potatoes broad beans disater radish beetroot carrot onion chillie plant

keith floyd and Patrick Swayze up in heaven, Floyd says Patrick are you hungry? why floyd? cause i have the thyme of your life

Is it that every time I have a sneaky wank, the wife develops an uncontrollable urge for sex 5 minutes later?

So Patrick Swayze and Michael Jackson are in heaven arguing over who gets to put baby in the corner...

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age." "Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "He's taken her fucking appendix out!"

never known such a pack of arseholes. we are on top of the league because we desrve to be. Our competitors or below us because they deserve to be the rest is just whinging and guess work. what the fuck would you be like if we were bottom. cheer up and stop looking for the negatives all of the time arseholes

I go to a Muslim country 5 times a year. There are some great Muslim people and there are some bad ones. Same as England some great English people and some shit ones. for fuck sake

SSSSSSSSSSSSsssssshhhhhhhh no one grass

Moderate Steve, Thin Berb...........

So what do you use them for then? Doing away with the odd fox, pigeon or warding off angry ex clients? Clay pigeons mostly Small furry animals on the odd occasion You are in the process I refer you to my earlier post. Targets, animals, then people. A hungerford waiting to happen.

Well in my limited experience. I had a couple of slug guns when 12 - 13ish natural progress bottles, neighbours windows, neighbours cats n dogs, neighbours. So if I had easy access to a firearm i think I might follow a similar path. now none of the above ever bothered me so woor lass and the daft cunts at work...............................

I'm sure your kid will be fine in New York, however this gives me a chance to reel off an anecodote. One of my friends went to NYC (this was about 20 years ago) and was befriended by a bloke in a bar in Queens. Anyhow, they got pissed and this bloke invited him back to have whisky and kip at his house. So, in his pissed state, he went. Trouble is, when he got there, the bloke pulled out a gun and basically said 'suck my cock or I'm going to blow your head off'. Apparently he sucked and left in tears. Not sure what I would have done in that situation but I'm pretty sure I would have gone back armed and maimed the c*nt at the very least. Mrs Rents was also once held up by a gun on the subway in the Bronx, fortunately for her she had taken advice and had all her valuables in her shoe. Best stick to Manhattan I reckon, too many real life Niko Bellics in the other districts. that puts me mind at ease I'm going to have a cock sucking victim of gun crime for a son

got to admit (though I would not tell him) i'm worried to fuck. 3 daft lads 23 year old think they are the bees knees.

The opportunity to buy guns like in the States would you have killed someone by now? I think woor lass would be gone with some of the family. Also some of the work colleagues I have had big fall outs with. so the answer is a definate yes. ps woor youngen flies to New york today I think thats what brought this to mind.

an old slow one I refer you to my previous post.

semi v burnley quarter v wba the semii v rangers (i Think) Man u 5 - 0 beating the scum esp. when bennet got sent off huddersfield away promo game pompey when kely scored for relief beating liverpool when cole scored in snow winning the anglo scottish cup

It's the fucking leazes end. Anyone disagree comon have a go if you're hard enough. it's in the leazes end where geordies never emd and the chelsea fans lie dying at our feet. fuck this milburn stand, sir john hall shit and I'm sorry bobby robson stand ffs. Leazes end, Gallowgate end, popular and I suppose there is one stand in need of a name. This should be a traditional name i.e Scotswood stand.

I don't give a fuck who plays as long as they are the best player available. agree and it is better to have a choice.

Rather have him than Owen

who's going, where best forpre match drink?

Who do we play Wednesday

Thank you. That means a lot to me coming from you.