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Sunny Cullercoats. Naaay dizeez is streng enuff to get there.

Turned over from the game at half time to see 90% of his break. A fantastic break by the old crater face.

I don't mind The Blaydon Races, but the rest was indeed cringeworthy. The references to Pompey "who are ye?" and "did ye come in a car?" were especially bad. The crap at the start of the second half was poor as well imo. EDIT: Oh, and the back of the new shirt (that bloke from the radio was wearing it for the cross bar challenge) looked 100 times worse than I had ever imagined.

It's on Setanta again at 13:15 today, if anyone's interested. No??

We would have destroyed Modric as a footballer imo. Nolan, R.Taylor, Ameobi. imo Duff gets too much stick. Yes, yes, I know I'm in the minority, no need to get all shirty with me!!

UK has 30,000,000 packets of drugs against this pig flu. If a poor nation such as Honduras, Mexico ,or similar asked us for 5 to 10 million of our stock, would you agree?? After all, socialism is all about spreading wealth and helping the less fortunate among us.

Been to both Ghent and Bruges. Very drunk in both. Never been to Brussels though. It's on me 'to see' list.

I shouted out during the game: Shearer, what's the plan supposed to be?? Are you that gut that Stevie was complaining about that looks like ravanelli! Okay, I have a little bit of relaxed muscle, but there's no need for that!!! And no, I am a cross between Brad Pitt and Jonny Depp.

We're taking part in a murder mystery. We know we're getting murdered and that it has been drawn out over a few years, the mystery is that we don't know when the coup de gras will be. In a perverse sort of way, it's rather enthralling

Yesterday I said it was must win. In mathematical terms that wasn't true as we might only need 3 more points, but in terms of confidence I thought and still think it was. But there was enough there to give me hope. We had two very good opportunities that could and should have been taken. I thought defensively we were sound. Duff did well at left back and despite what others have said Nicky Butt looked up for the fight. The return of Guthrie means that Ryan Taylor isn't needed for his 'dead ball expertise' . Guthrie and Smith are key for me in the next two home games. Regarding our defence. Don't forget Pompey hit the post, Harper made at least two good saves and Bambi Crouch missed a great chance late on.

The number of times Mavis Riley wiped his fucking nose last night he must have it!!

Soft Cell - Frustration.

I shouted out during the game: Shearer, what's the plan supposed to be??

Had most of the night to calm down and it's time to reflect on what we witnessed. imo Newcastle huffed and puffed throughout the game and it was probably this that saw them tire in the last fifteen minutes (when Pompey passed the ball around with ease). The number of times we gave the ball away was simply unacceptable. So-called top class professionals over hitting passes throughout the game was a disgrace. To create good chances and not take them was, again, unacceptable. What was the point in all the effort if the chances that come aren't taken? Our forwards and midfield are so slow that as soon as we got the ball back (usually somewhere near our 18 yard line!!) it sometimes took an eternity for the ball to get forward, which gave Pompey all the time in the world to get back and get organised. On many occasions it seemed our central midfielders got the ball in enough space to drive forward, only for a sideways pass, or two, to happen rather than attempt to attack the opposition. Shearer asked for the support to get behind the team. Well, we did our side of the deal but the players just couldn't match us. Frustration. Utter frustration.

What match were you watching? Were you there? Butt was woeful.....passing poor, slow, miss timing tackles and movement none existent. Our worst player on the pitch by a country mile. Erm WERE YOU THERE? Butt the worst player on the pitch fucking joker man. Yes I was......and he was awful. Ask any of the 50,000 who were there. Your first reply beat me to it!! Butt was fucking awful. How many times did he give the ball away????? Anyway, it was just a training exercise for Pompey. If Shearer had a plan, I couldn't honestly tell you what it was.

HBTY, HBTY, HBDS......HBTY

Aye, that's what the dude (Health Minister ??) was saying on the news last night. Apparently UK is named (by WHO) as one of the best two countries in the world equipped to deal with this problem. Mind you, looking at some of the munters out yesterday, one would think it's already spreading around here! Oink.

These drums and 'bands' should be banned from all football grounds. Anyone caught doing it should have a crossbow bolt shot through their head as punishment. As for Blackburn, £15 for adults £10 juniors was the cost today. Pretty good effort to get the punters in.

Tell my wife that most nights. Got a bad feeling about this game. All the talk is Newcastle, noocarsul, nyecassul etc etc, and no-one is talking about Pompey at all. It suits them down to the ground to come up on the quiet and spoil the party.

All together now: You say talent. Britain's got talent; DJ Talent! What a nerb.

*sniffs and looks forward to going to the game tomorrow*

Not much real talent, perhaps. I can't get the hype over that Boyle woman. Churches up and down the land are full of wimmin like that who can warble a tune that suits their voice, yet the nation and media are going bananas over her as if she's some sort of superstar.

Nuff said.