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Hips junior is at Newcastle University. Well, when I say 'at', we all know exactly how many hours students actually spend at their places of learning! Good excuse to tell the twom not to darken our doors for a good while, anyway. Every cloud, and all that

At least with AIDS you only get it once. Unless that's bad AIDS ?? Wonder how many times one can catch this pig flu ??

Peter Kay was playing an ice cream man in 'That Peter Kay Thing' and went to a minor road accident in the hope of making a few sales to the folk watching (it was in a quiet neighbourhood street). A bobby told him (Kay) to move his ice cream van away saying, 'you can't stay here'. Affronted and annoyed, Kay says to the policeman, 'hey, hey, we'll have another Rodney King incident here'. Classic :dancing: Ice cream wars iirc. Correct.

That reminds me, it's a May bank holiday in Whitley Bay this weekend. They should arm all the police with tazers definitely. And water cannon. Someone tell Radgi that all the JD has been removed from licensed premises, so her and her mates need not come this Monday. Now, how do I stop the rest of the ne'er-do-wells ????

Peter Kay was playing an ice cream man in 'That Peter Kay Thing' and went to a minor road accident in the hope of making a few sales to the folk watching (it was in a quiet neighbourhood street). A bobby told him (Kay) to move his ice cream van away saying, 'you can't stay here'. Affronted and annoyed, Kay says to the policeman, 'hey, hey, we'll have another Rodney King incident here'. Classic

Only where you were, though. Channel 4 news reported last night that 32,000 (yes, 32 thousand) people die from flu in the USA each year anyway

If only we knew someone hung like a Chinese mouse, to test it!!

Just let me know if you need any Vic rubbed into your chest. Talking about the spread of this, I see all the reporters were trawling the streets where the two Scottish people live. Hey-ho, then go home, potentially spreading the germ further. Just like the foot and mouth.

I watched that the other day. Utter shite. The mother was rather fit, though

So far, unless things have changed recently, we only have the 150-odd deaths in Mexico and the baby in U.S. I'm wondering if one's constitution has any relevance in whether someone infected will survive, and also their access to plenty of clean, fresh water? It could be the case that those who have died in Mexico were from the weakest, most vulnerable, of their society (as the baby in U.S. would have been particularly vulnerable). If this is the case, maybe those of us who are relatively healthy, and contact the virus, will be able to overcome it (after a few days off work, of course ). Click HERE to download virus

Listen, BigChristineSambadancer, we have wasted far, far more money than you so nerr nerr nerr.

I'm guessing one of those youtube clips (I can't be arsed to open them tbh) is River Plate/Boca Juniors? If not, I nominate River Plate/Boca Juniors. I've promised mesel 'll get there one day. Anyone fancy a tt beano to BA sometime ??? (they're bound to have a bar called La Trent Casa).

Hello Lackie. Welcome.

Quick, run towards the buildings.

Are they amongst us? Yes, Monsieur poisson, they are among us.

State of Play. Not a bad story. Mirren's bit was pretty bad, tbh; poor, done before and poorly acted. Russel Crowe's American accent doesn't get any better. 7/10.

uhhhhhh!!!!????....which socialism model are you following there? The Russian one? Stalin was socialist right? Wrong. Stalin was a Stalinist.

Agreed. My apologies for taking the bait.

ha ha we have outsung you on 3 occasions this season, we took 2,300 to your, you only managed 1,700 at ours, we have sold out 99% of our games this season, you have sold out a couple. Keep banging the drum though. Keep spouting shite. I was lucky enough to be able to go to the Spurs match last year and you certainly did not 'out sing' us.

How many goalkeepers are we allowed to field?????? Should the stadium manager at Anfield hire a cricket scoreboard for the game against us??? You can tell I'm supremely confident.

On my daughter's life, I never heard them once until the final whistle and I was waiting to get out. I have said on here in the past that there's summat wrong with the tv microphones as where I am is always singing merrily away - I can hardly talk today due to singing/shouting. Kudos to the Pompey fans who did come though, as it is a hell of a long way to come for a Monday night game on the telly.

I dropped mine on the floor after the 'display' and the game was starting, only to stand on it, slip, and nearly go arse over tit into the row in front!! I guess standing isn't safe after all.

I can't see our Wacky waving anything around tbh. Unless it's someone's head (not saying who) on a spike!

Love the way the Catalan supporters get so upset when a Chelsea player breathes on one of theirs. European football? You can keep it.

I'd like to see ITV sack that fuckin' curb crawler Pleat.