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Dirk Diggler can't wait to get home and have a Gregg's pastie for his tea. What can you possibly not like/get about such enthralling statements????

The more I think about it, the more I think we should take them on by trying to play good football. Prove that we're better than them in this respect. Okay, we're no great shakes, but neither are they. We have been lacking any kind of footballing stewardship for virtually a whole season. Now that Shearer and Dowie are here, maybe they are trying to mould us into a fucking football team. Now that would be a novel idea!!! C'mmonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

On here via mobile so i'm not in order lol, you want me to be honest then i will, i could not possibly comment! SHE'S YOUR FUCKIN' AUNTIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 :o :o

What time we meeting? Pleased you bumped this meenz. Can I just clarify I have never met anyone off this board other than SMO because I worked with him, and Soccermom to smash the pastie off her in hope of her stopping the filthy PM's she keeps sending me (she just wants more btw). Fucking Trent, don't make me laugh Stevie, I'm strictly the Raby or Jacksons That's only caus you're too small for the Alton Towers-type height meter we have at the posse entrance. It's because the only stools you can ever find are in the mens troughs. :o The bogs in The Trent are summat else, make no mistake

She'll have sent him a pic via PM, man.

What time we meeting? Pleased you bumped this meenz. Can I just clarify I have never met anyone off this board other than SMO because I worked with him, and Soccermom to smash the pastie off her in hope of her stopping the filthy PM's she keeps sending me (she just wants more btw). Fucking Trent, don't make me laugh Stevie, I'm strictly the Raby or Jacksons That's only caus you're too small for the Alton Towers-type height meter we have at the posse entrance.

Ah, but didn't Lennon have his good game the other week against Chewsee? Someone mentioned Defoe's pace. Hasn't he only just returned to training??

So you've watched her (dogging down by Durham river, no doubt) and she's got the physique of a 12-year-old ??? I understand.

Pro skin?? Whaat the fuck?? Notice how I ignored the easy one?? That's self control, folks

So you have fucked her and she is like a Belsen victim?? The bile is rising in my throat.

Hmmm, I'm in the 'Reinstate Stevie, No Holds Barred' camp, although I haven't a clue what he's done wrong. What concerns me, though, is this business to 'see' poster's posts ( ) before they're posted. Am I right (if I am, there's some fucker reading this brilliant post before the rest of the troops on here get to see it!)? If I am, I am a bit shocked tbh. I have written loads of shite over the years and pulled out at the last minute, as it were (oo-er matron), so I'm a tad concerned that the shite I have written yet not posted has been read. Is this correct????? Yours, concerned.

Like fucking a pair of braces.

Unfortunately Spurs have to beat us eventually, and it would be typical for it to be now. Yeah, after last year's shock victory I guess most of us expect nothing other than defeat this time.

As in Stoke away last Sat, I'd take a point right now. However, this is NUFC and when something just seems really unrealistic it tends to happen i.e. turning defeat into victory.

Hard not too really It's not necessarily the car, it's the way he makes himself look like a cock with the hoody and baseball cap. Baldies tend to over compensate. It's the massive amount of testosterone we have flowing thru us Is the correct answer. fair play to the lad, it's a cracking car. I'll have to disagree on that one. I wouldn't be seen dead in something like that. Maybe it's just my age though

But it does, that's what our cocknee sparra can't quite get How is that different to Sunderland or Boro? If boro sell out (they used to), thats like 1 in 3 of the population attending. Would you call that special? Would be nice to get an answer on this. Boro don't sell out and even if they did it wouldn't represent 1 in 3 of the population. Will that do? Population of Boro: 135K. 142K by some accounts, although I think that figure is still probably misleading, and to do with population area boundaries rather than what would be the Middlesbrough football club fan "catchment area" (i.e. something more like the recently made up "Tees Valley" ). Although none of that takes into account that 75% of it should be nuked and that would make the place 100% better. There was a report a couple of yearsa ago about boro's support being fantastic when considering the population of Meedlesbuura. However, the fact that Stockton on Tees was never taken into account was a fuckin' huuuuuuge mistake.

St Mary's Island, Whitley Bay is the place for that. Why d'ya think I live here ???

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TEAMS NUFC: Steve Harper, Habib Beye, Jose Enrique, Sebastien Bassong, Fabricio Coloccini, Nicky Butt, Alan Smith, Damien Duff, Oba Martins, Michael Owen ©, Mark Viduka Subs: Tim Krul, David Edgar, Danny Guthrie, Joey Barton, Jonas Gutierrez, Peter Lovenkrands, Andy Carroll PFC: David James, Sol Campbell ©, Glen Johnson, Hayden Mullins, Hermann Hreidarsson, Papa Bouba Diop, Sean Davis, Nadir Belhadj, Sylvain Distin, David Nugent, Peter Crouch Subs: Asmir Begovic, Noe Pamarot, John Utaka, Kanu, Jermaine Pennant, Angelos Basinas, Martin Cranie Referee: Mike Riley Got me ticket today Memories (that's memories, Jimbo) come flooding back to 'that' goal all those years ago. Similar circumstances. What I would give for a similar result this time round.

Any old irony tbh. Okay, you got us there. You can have him, though, if you want him?? Please?

Anyone got a spare button they could lend me??

Not as ironic as 'Stevieee Geee' having his book serialised in The News of the World though. Ferk me!!!!11111 :o :o :o :o I think that deserves another one Is that 100% genuine??

Just open a few tins of Fuller's Pride, sit in your Wembley, sorry, White Hart Lane seat and watch it on the telly/listen to the radio, like you usually do.

Massive deflection. About to bubble. Bubble and Squeak?? Nar, shirley it's Tin Lid.

Take a Men Only. She may just fancy looking at the chicks and then follow you home for a bit of G on G with your lass whilst you watch and take pics (to post on here). There, a fantastic end to this thread :D