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  1. Looking down the list, I saw Rambling, Camping and then your Cottaging. Good one. Like it, like it
  2. 10's not bad for a colt-sucker Hope you're feeling better these days. HE'S A FUCKIN' NEWCASTLE UNITED SUPPORTER FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
  3. snakehips

    Camping

    Thought this was a spin off from the mincing thread.
  4. Only one letter away from being a Seve. Hmmm, can't be much closer than that to being fully european, methinks.
  5. As bad as, "whaddya call an Irishman who bounces off the walls? Rick O'shea."
  6. And nor do Snakehips, or cameras. So they say. FYP. And amen to that, brother. Seriously though, Lardash will not sell until he can walk away without having lost anything. This means that every available penny will be banked by him - including the parachute payments - until he's in a position to have the club as an attractive proposition to would-be purchasers, which will mean him either having already recouped his losses or being able to walk away 'evens' after the sale. God knows how long that will take to achieve.
  7. Massive chip on shoulder stuff tbh. hmmm.......butting in just because I slaughtered you the other week. I'm quite happy with my life FWIW, and'm prepared to bet that quite a few people on here would be happy with the same. You can go back to crying to those mancs now, for laughing at your embarrassment caused by that nasty man Freddie Shepherd. Isn't it great that the first attempt to do better has been such a success, are they still laughing at you, poor dear ? FOP is right, why are you so obsessed to know what he does ? 50 year old baby. had a bad day dear You're the one going off on several paragraph rants tbh. i'm just pointing out you look like a cock. do I now ? You mean I was right ? And I agree with FOP Aligning your views with a mental defective is one of your less brilliant ideas for winning an argument tbh, but in answer to your first question - yes, you just look like an obsessive cock. Well, remind me - and yourself - who addressed my comment in this thread Tell you something, I really don't give a toss what you think, or do, just like Renton. You both come across as complete dicks. And remind us again who is obsessed with what FOP does ? *Sigh* Post 165, in this very thread, who addresses me without invitation? You, of course. You do it over and over again, you simply can't help yourself, can you? You are utterly obsessed with me Leazes, it's like having my very own rabid, frothing-at-the-mouth, cyber stalker. Flattering in a way, but sorry to tell you this, your interest in me is unrequited, and I'm not going to go out with you. Ever. If you're not obsessed with me though, and you're not a stalker, prove it by doing one simple thing. Don't respond to anything I say in this or any other thread, ever again. I promise I'll reciprocate. Ta. I have to say it, that was a good reply, make no mistake.
  8. Does anyone ever get the chance to find out what the overall outcome is of this sort of thing? Did they say if they'll notify you about what happens eventually? It should be that you're allowed to know who committed the crime so you can sue them for emotional trauma or something, just to serve the robbing sods right!! They didnt say they'd notify me, but I was given a ref no so I can ring them to ask about their progress. Christ, they don't go out of their way do they! Threaten to leave if they don't give you regular updates, they all pull their fingers out if they think you're gonna take your cash elsewhere. (and snakey...I love your craic.. you do make me giggle!) Sorry, s/mom, I'm taken. Me and T/raider have a good thing going. Maybe one day, if you're lucky, we might let you watch. EDIT: you wouldn't know I hadn't had a shag in six weeks five days.
  9. When I had the 2k taken off my credit card, the fraud dept of the bank were on the phone to me. How many brothers do I have, do they look like me (impossible - they're ugly). Do I trust them. Do I really trust them etc . I had to go to the polis to register a theft in order to get a crime number. This went on and on and on, until a lass in my local Whitley Bay bank had the gumption to phone up and it was she that found out about Barnsley and the daft chick there with the trembly fingers when she typed. Arseholes. Apart from the lass in my local bank who got a great shag out of it as way of reward.
  10. I this the thread where we slag each other off?? Now then....
  11. Had two shags, got two kids. They divvent caal my spunk Mark Spitz for nothing
  12. Don't speak with your mouth full! ok then, I'll let SMO out and you can pop your toothpick back in and we'll have a full conversation! Girth is my forte. Yeah but we're talking about your cock not your belly matey. and yes I have, when I was much younger. No need to be ashamed of it, I'm firmly of the belief how do you know you don't like it til you've tried it. It was just sex, couldn't be in a relationship with a woman tho, we're too complicated, I prefer the simplicity of a man and the macho-ness of the arms I cuddle upto on a night time. I'll take it that's a 'no' then.
  13. It was Paul Keaton (Keating?) of Australia who 'ushered' the queen in the back on a state visit - slimey dawg (that's Keating, btw - I'm sure he thinks he's the reincarnation of Jack Lang). That dude in the photo (Canada's PM) takes it up the shitter. No ifs, or buts (nay pun intended, though it works well) about it, he likes it up the tradesman's entrance.
  14. 'pends on the price on the tag. I do like it though.
  15. Don't speak with your mouth full! ok then, I'll let SMO out and you can pop your toothpick back in and we'll have a full conversation! S/mom, have you ever had a bit of girl-on-girl action? You seem a modern gal. I asked Bev last night but she is too shy to admit it. Oiiii Is that Frenchie for yes ??? You little minx, you!!
  16. I had 2k taken off my credit card a couple of years ago. Cunts. All because some dosy twat in Barnsley typed in the wrong fucking numbers (mine) when some dude had taken some cash out in the bank. What a rigmarole it was getting it back. Anyway, Bev, group hug to make us feel better. Oops, sorry, didn't know my hand was there!!
  17. As Father Dougal McGuire would say, down with this sort of thing. Mindless, yobbish, thug behaviour like this turns my stomach. Yes, the cunt is a disgrace, but doing this sort of thing is no better imo.
  18. Is there a post somewhere that Danny B can bash his head off??
  19. tbf they were also requested the remove the previous one they posted. But the fact that Terry and James have been pictured wearing it pretty much confirms that it is the one they're going with. I bet the big-wigs at Umbro are absolutely screwing that it got leaked It's probably just a red herring. I hope so, as it's fucking horrendously bad.
  20. It wont make a difference to me. If there's a game on, and I'm at home, I will go.
  21. It's cause agreeing with him makes people feel uncomfortable...Better to slither back to the playstation/iphone/wanking games. There is a kind of self-promoting side to him that puts people off (inc me). He has been spot on about many issues and before the bandwagon jumpers. I think that's fair. Getting back to the original point though, who wants to live in a country where people are banned for saying things you disagree with? Who should decide what can and can't be said? Seriously, Canada must be one pathetic place if it regards Galloway as a security risk (and before the beady eyes have a go at me, I realise this is the government stance rather than one of the general population, who I am sure are much more sensible). I thought all Canadians shag Moose and Caribou? That's what I'm going there for, anyway. They should ban you after that comment. I was thinking of going there this summer but will probably end up staying South or the border in the land of the free. I like to check out these far flung outposts of the Empire, to check the colonists are behaving themselves.
  22. To be honest, I seem to have missed this particular thread you talk about - much to my annoyance. But how do you know people are always on it ?????
  23. It's cause agreeing with him makes people feel uncomfortable...Better to slither back to the playstation/iphone/wanking games. There is a kind of self-promoting side to him that puts people off (inc me). He has been spot on about many issues and before the bandwagon jumpers. I think that's fair. Getting back to the original point though, who wants to live in a country where people are banned for saying things you disagree with? Who should decide what can and can't be said? Seriously, Canada must be one pathetic place if it regards Galloway as a security risk (and before the beady eyes have a go at me, I realise this is the government stance rather than one of the general population, who I am sure are much more sensible). I thought all Canadians shag Moose and Caribou? That's what I'm going there for, anyway.
  24. Don't speak with your mouth full! ok then, I'll let SMO out and you can pop your toothpick back in and we'll have a full conversation! S/mom, have you ever had a bit of girl-on-girl action? You seem a modern gal. I asked Bev last night but she is too shy to admit it.
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