snakehips

Got these in the sweep: Arteea Black Apalachi State Of Play If one of them little beauties comes in 1st I stand to pick up 2.5k. C'monnnnnn

We have a network using Microsoft Network Server 2003. We installed a compatible network printer (HP P1505n) the other day and all was fine. We come to use it now and it wont play! Tried the Help menu and it says it can't PING the printer. Everything is connected, the ethernet connection light is on, but it just wont print. Anyone have any suggestions?? Other than blame the fans, that is.

To the tune of Ruby Tuesday GOODBYE DENNIS FUCKIN WISE WHO COULD STAND THE SIGHT OF YOU? GLAD YOU LEFT US APRIL FOOL'S DAY WE AINT GONNA MISS YOU

LEAVIN' ON A JET PLANE LITTLE DEN WONT BE BACK HERE AGAIN

HE'S A DWARF, A DWARF IT'S PLAIN TO SEE, TO SEE WISE IS HISTORY HE'S A DWARF, A DWARF

Dream Topping (for a brain) more like.

Shit news, cano. Fingers crossed it will be a blessing in disguise and you will find something better soon.

Shearer, for now, is only here for the next eight games. If we stay up the situation will be discussed. Plans on spending and a new manager can ONLY be done after our future is certain. We have Kinnear lying on a chaise longue popping pills like there's no tomorrow. Announcing to one and all that he's no longer manager (now, or later) would've been a PR gaff of the highest order imo - probably the worst 'they' could have done in all their gaffs. Due to the above FACTS!, it is completely unrealistic to have any announcement of Shearer staying any longer.

Don't Shoot Me, I'm Only The Piano Player, is an Elton John album from the 70's. Anyway, I heard he's actually on a £2.5 million bonus if he keeps us up.

There seems to be a bit of pant weeing at the thought of Shearer staying on next season. Crikey, he could be the shittest manager we've ever had!! Let's just see what happens in the next eight games. Listening to his press conference, I have to say that the excitement was absent. For me. I just hope he's a bit better with the players (I'm guessing he must be).

No.

I'll slip you a fiver when you get to the boro game. (£20 if you convince s/mom to send me a boob shot ) Look, 7 weeks and five days without a shag. The fuckin' high level alarm is going off!!!!!!!!

Okay, I lied. WANK TIME EDIT: Oh, and if Cath and Midds are looking for a high chair, there must be one surplus to requirements at SJP now.

Whilst not exactly being Wise's most ardent admirers, I cannot get any joy from this announcement. On reflection, he appears to have worked extremely hard at trying to find players and has unearthed some fantastic young talent for us. Sacking him at this time just smacks of Ashley being in complete trance atm, not knowing what to do for the best. My money is on Wise being picked up by another club and they will be the benificiaries of his groundwork, not us.

BC1104 ?? Your date of birth ? Making you, what, two years younger than Rob W, then ?

I'm just hoping we get a point at least at Stoke. BS (before Shearer), I thought we would have no chance, thus nailing us to relegation certainties. Now I'm hopeful we can get something at Stoke, and even if we don't we can fashion some fighting spirit and performances to avoid the drop. Chelsea? I'm not too concerned about tbh.

Look, this appointment is all about trying to stay up. It's still in the balance if we can avoid relegation. If we do stay up, and it's a big if, we can cross the bridge of 'what next' when we come to it.

Was he sitting in the basket/hand luggage end of the trolley??

True. And there's only one way of making it the perfect day. *zzzzzzipppp*

Jings, kidda Fingers crossed she's located safe and well asap. Keep us posted.

What's the betting Lardash has been trying to get Shearer in for weeks but to no avail? Shearer, like the rest of us, recognised the situation is desperate and has given in and dropped his objections in order to help the cause; desperate times and all that. This club was standing in quick sand, sinking slowly into oblivion without the slightest attempt to get out. Someone has chucked us a rope, a rope we know and respect and one which could just help us out. The rope may break, but at least we will be trying to survive. If anyone, anyone, didn't get a tingle of anticipation and excitement at the news of Shearer coming in in an attempt to save the day, then I'd question if they aren't true Newcastle United supporters. Yes, of course he might fail, and yes, it's yet another lurch from the club by those in charge/ownership, but at least Shearer's here trying to do something about the shit we're in; good on him. imo he'll be in the dugout on Saturday. We're still expected to lose, but Shearer doesn't strike me as a man who would shy away from meeting the challenge head on, at the earliest opportunity. And Shearer isn't the man to take any shite, so Lardash, Wise and Llabia will have to tread very carefully over the next couple of months.

No, cup's cousin. Ooooh, sorry folks.

For once, Snakehips is reading something Fop has written and Snakehips' head is nodding in agreement!! Shocker

Sooo, you have a thing for Paxman, eh? Each to their own. Each to their own.

Maybe where you're from! we say wicket about boys, we say lawn about girls. he was fucking female 6th formers hence..... It's a well-known saying tbh. Neva hord it mesel. Mind you, us folk from Whitley Bay are shielded from such 'atrocities' and the like. We should build a fucking fence to keep the rest of the world out. tbh.