snakehips

No doubts the head master's 'later action' includes a good stiff talking to as well. With cane. And uniform. Etc etc. Dirty boy.

Quality Above quality imo. With a troubled mind. I'm thinking about chancing 20 quid on him for the 2015 celeb departure bet.

Only if they're over 40 years old. It gets on my tits a wee bitty when we get these youngsters becoming career MP's and have little or no knowledge of the 'real' world.

From SKY News: A judge has declined to overturn a Canadian government ruling banning Respect MP George Galloway from entering the country. Skip related content Related photos / videos Canada Upholds George Galloway Ban Canada blocked Mr Galloway from entering the country on national security grounds earlier in March, saying he provided money to Hamas, a banned terrorist organisation in Canada. Federal Court Justice Luc Martineau denied a request for an emergency injunction to allow the British MP in to begin a speaking tour of Canada. Mr Galloway is well known for his ardent opposition to the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq. Earlier this month, he was awarded an honorary Palestinian passport in a secret meeting with prime minister Ismail Haniyeh, a senior Hamas figure. Canadian immigration minister Jason Kenney has said those who support, promote and help terrorist organisations should not visit Canada. A spokesman for Mr Kenney said Canadian border officials made the decision on the grounds Mr Galloway was a national security threat. The government declined to overturn the decision because of his financial support for Hamas, Alykhan Velshi said. In a letter to Mr Galloway, the government said he had delivered humanitarian goods to war-torn Gaza and gave $45,000 (£31,500) to Hamas. Judge Martineau said in a written ruling he is not willing to exempt Mr Galloway from Canada's immigrations laws. Tour organiser James Clark said the British MP will not attempt to enter Canada because he has no intention of breaking the law. Instead, he said Mr Galloway will deliver video speeches to the Canadian cities Mississauga, Ontario, Toronto, Montreal and Ottawa this week from a studio in New York. Mr Galloway has denied suggestions he supports terrorism, insisting he gave money and aid to help the people of Gaza, not for terrorism. "I am not a supporter of Hamas," he said. "But I am a supporter of democracy."

What a let down. No strip poker either, with Mrs P getting 'it' from her boss whilst subservient husband sits in the corner watching and wanking?? Or is that only me and Mrs hips who plays those games?? Anyway, if one's other half is getting a shag without one's knowing - so what. It's nowt to fret over iyam. It's only sex.

Fuck knaas where he works these days, everytime Ive sat down for a pint with the bugger hes had a different career! "Hows banking?" "Oh I dont do that now, I desing fucking runways or summat equally mental" He's multi-talented, our Matt.

Did you behave yourself? He's now under the patio, with the Sorb guy having blisters on his fingers. Mrs P has blisters on her hands as well, but from something other than digging!!!!

Im guessing (and its merely my uneducated mind working so its probably bollocks) that because hes paid off the debts the club had by replacing them with a loan of his own then he will be the sole or at least main creditor. This would give him anything raised from Administration therefore its free reign to sell everything thats there plus those players who are on stupid money cannot possibly want to stay if they have the threat of not getting paid. Everyone out and all funds raised to good old Mikey boy not the club. I foresee a future where the half a dozen glossy shiny club merchandising stores are replaced by the tin hut out the back of the West stand, where the training ground has gone and the first team is running round Leazes Park on a Friday afternoon. Shearers has become a Weatherspoons and we are ground sharing SJP with the Falcons. In short I think hes decided that hes got more chance of recouping more cash this way than actually running a football club. Maybe one of our financial experts (Matt?) could reassure us that my thoughts are bollocks.....please As Matt works for a bank, isn't that statement you make a HUUUUUUGE oxymoron, given the status quo ????

Rubbish. The story, that is.

Life before Danny fuckin B.

Thankyou. Can we move on now, with some good suggestions. We have the Snowy Owl and The Badger and The Gib (Tynemouth), but they are only about 8 out of 10 imo (the Gib probably being the best of the three). Come on, folks, I'm interested to hear of some good suggestions.

Weren't you at home 3 months ago? Correct. And she begged and she begged and she begged me to fuck her, but I only had eyes for Waaaaayne. I heard you smashed her back doors in. Yuk. Not for me, that malarky. Used to work with a bloke though, whose objective with every lass he slept with was to do just that. He looked upon it as some sort of official seal of dominance/achievement. Strange.

No. The truth is that we could read your mind and decided that it would be better not to hear what you had to say!!

There would be a bright side: Ameobi would be sold. Admittedly, for only a fraction of his true worth e.g. £7.50 (yes, that's seven pounds fifty pence). And you know what? I'm at such a stage that I couldn't really give a shite if the whole lot went belly up. The club would re-surface as Newcastle United 2010 Ltd, or somesuch, and I would still go and see them. At least it would be an end to Lardash, Llabia, Wise and this whole period of abject disgrace in the history of the club.

Look, it's about time somebody said it.

Weren't you at home 3 months ago? Correct. And she begged and she begged and she begged me to fuck her, but I only had eyes for Waaaaayne.

The rumours are that Colleen Rooney is 3 months pregnant. If you considered the exposure Jade Goody got was ott, just wait for the crap in the media over the next, God knows how long, if this is true.

Footballer in talking shite shocker. A non story. What's he gonna say, "The man's shite" ????

Quadrophenia. "Is it me, for a moment, for a moment, for a moment" DU DU DU.DU DU DU DO. Fuckin' brilliant. "Out of my brain on the train, on the train, WOAW, I'm out of my brain." End of discussion.

The obvious flaw in all this is who the manager is. If we continue with Joe 'all heart' Kinnear, we are fucked. Fucked, upward, downward, sideyways and Royally. Whichever way you look at it, we're fucked if Kinnear remains in charge.

Toonraider and Soccermom are at odds over just how big Snakehips' cock is. Filthy wenches Meanwhile the foxy chick on the left with the natural red hair just knows she's gonna get it, caus Snakey just lurves the older wimmin

another hour without sleep You old feckers should be making the most of what time is left, and that means the less sleep the better!!

10's not bad for a colt-sucker Hope you're feeling better these days. HE'S A FUCKIN' NEWCASTLE UNITED SUPPORTER FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 LOLS! Yeah, I'm better these days, regardless of NUFC's record. Finally went to the doctor for brain medicine a few years ago. Funny story- My wife has worked nights (she's an ICU nurse) since she graduated from college. My friends all know this and as such, don't come around during the days. Well, one of my friends had something REALLY IMPORTANT (not really, just fucked up and forgot) to tell me, so he stopped by one of the days she was sleeping. I'm on the computer in our spare bedroom fucking about when suddenly there's five loud knocks at the door. You can guess what happens next- the dog goes nuts, cats are flying off the metal 4-post bed she's sleeping on, etc. It goes from a perfectly quiet summer day to absolute chaos in the span of those five knocks. I'm looking out the window trying to see which dipshit salesman just fucked my day up, when it turns out it's my friend Jon. My wife is all, "Who is it?" I tell her it's Jon. She's like, "Why the hell is he knocking on the door?" Again, all my buddies know to call me on my cell or email me, y'know? Before I know it, I've grabbed ahold of the metal post on the bed and I'm banging it into my head going- "I (bang) don't (bang) know (bang)!" Did it hard enough it made me dizzy and I fell back. That was when we decided I finally needed to see a dotor about my "problems." I'm good now. I wasn't moelstered or any of that shite. Just a serotonin imbalance I've had since like puberty. As long as I make myself exercise and remember I can't always trust my judgement and reactions to some situations, I'm totally cool. As long as you're better. Anyway, to the serious stuff: got any pics of your lass on the four poster, eh, eh???

How, we're not stuck in the fuckin' 70's y'knaaa. Does your power not ever go off when you have storms and shit? Dude, ours goes off all the time around here in the spring and summer. Like at least a couple times a month. Not for very long mind you, but couple hours a month, I'd say. Last January just after New Year's we had this big ice storm here. Knocked out a ton of power lines. We lost power for about 12 hours when it was like 10 degrees F outside. Fucking sucked, but it was nothing compared to some of the smaller towns around here that lost power for like weeks. Very rare for folk to lose the power in UK. It can happen from time to time in some parts after a storm/flood/severe winter weather/plague of locusts on a biblical scale (especially on the outer islands of Scotland), but in the main things remain on.

How, we're not stuck in the fuckin' 70's y'knaaa.