snakehips

Never realised you were a Mackem Just how regular were you then Me? You're having a laugh, aren't you? I heard that N.Tyneside Sewerage Dept set their clocks by your regularity. Or am I barking up the wrong tree?????111111111

Thought it was going to be about the mother being 'nailed' by the father, polis and fireman. How wrong I was.

I can't stand Wise. However, something tells me this is going to work. ESP.

Leeds have announced that they've agreed a compo fee with NUFC for Wise.

Soapbox beautifully mounted. Happens to be my honest opinion. I do a job which is 95% populated by people who are completely up their own backsides and have the sort of elitest opinions that make me utterly ashamed to be part of the profession. Too many people written off cos they didnt get GCSE's, for society to feel entitled to look down on them for the rest of their lives. If some young 'un wants to graft their bollocks off in McDonald's instead of following their mates and smashing up bus stops then I want it recognised as much as any law degree etc. Old labour? I want to agree with you but something smells rotten about this...... Would it be okay if it were BAE, Sage or Rolls Royce doing it? If anything can be done to encourage young kids to start learning - and hopefully progress further - then I'm all for it.

When I read the thread I couldn't believe the most obvious headline hadn't been done!

Listening to the smogs and mancs singing their favourite tune over the weekend (If it actually bothers any of you, get used to it because you're gonna hear it a lot), it struck me that our friends down the road did us a great favour by employing a manager with a surname that rhymed fantastically well with 'mean' and 'team'. The only problem is what word to use before 'Keane' as 'Cheer up Roy Keane' doesn't really work. Thinking about it, the only semi-decent word I can come up with is canine i.e: Cheer up canine Keane, Oh what can it mean, etc Suggestions folks ???

Taxi for Wise!!

Of all the sports photographs in all the world, there is none better than that one of Liam O's at Roker. FACT!

True. Fat pigs (to borrow an apt description). Apart from Henry Winter, who appears the pick of the bunch imo.

Like you, I reckon we need a class CB, a class central midfielder AND a striker.

It's open season on NUFC/Keegan/Geordies. Bring it on, you sad fuckers - we'll tek yuz aaal.

Are ye caalin' Keegan a liar???? Perfectly true. He said he likes to read the websites a lot as the fans sometimes see things he (he might have said 'we' in respect of the whole coaching set up) doesn't. He also said that as well as looking for my posts first, he blanks yours - even more so, I would think, now that you've called him a liar! the last sentence may not be necessarily true

..on BBC Radio Newcastle today. I can't recall verbatim, but roughly: '...I read the websites a lot.' Word is he looks for my posts first to see what he should be doing.

It may be my age, but I hate 'jokes' about this subject Strange (?), but true.

!*>**^"*@!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 = -90,000. Exactly my point O/T ! I'm glad I'm not the only intelligent fellow on here

Wigan probably paid him around £12k per week. He went to Spurs because he thought he was worth around £25k per week and they would pay it. He now realises that NUFC will pay him around £40k per week. As defender's wages go, it's debateable if he is being too mercenary imo. Of course, I've yet to discuss his wages throughout his career with him so can't be certain of the figures above

Bloody hell, Jonny, I wouldn't even fuck that with yours tbh. Looks like she should be leaving notes in Daily Star newspapers in Durham station. Yuk.

This definitely sounds made up to me, especially considering the source.

Nothing we can say, as supporters, will answer these tossers. All we can do is hope that Keegan turns NUFC into a winning football club - then, and only then, will the southern press start to eat humble pie.

-1 x 90,000 = !*>**^"*@!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

Nop. Hmmmm. I thought you worked in some sort of wiry type field. Cleaning drains then, is it? Has Mrs. Hips been telling again? She's mute! My dad always told me to marry a mute girl, thus not having to put up with years of nagging! And then she can't tell you about your failings in the sack as well Snakey. It's been a bit of a problem over the years. She could well have been saying 'fuck me properly, you useless twat', though I have decided she has been saying 'You are just a great shag, big boy. Fuck me the way only you can. You're just the best.' After seeing the promotional video it's definitely the first option. Aye, you could be right. At least she only has two ears to hold on to!

Nop. Hmmmm. I thought you worked in some sort of wiry type field. Cleaning drains then, is it? Has Mrs. Hips been telling again? She's mute! My dad always told me to marry a mute girl, thus not having to put up with years of nagging! And then she can't tell you about your failings in the sack as well Snakey. It's been a bit of a problem over the years. She could well have been saying 'fuck me properly, you useless twat', though I have decided she has been saying 'You are just a great shag, big boy. Fuck me the way only you can. You're just the best.'

Nop. Hmmmm. I thought you worked in some sort of wiry type field. Cleaning drains then, is it? Has Mrs. Hips been telling again? She's mute! My dad always told me to marry a mute girl, thus not having to put up with years of nagging!

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