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Nop. Hmmmm. I thought you worked in some sort of wiry type field. Cleaning drains then, is it?

I recognise those curtains!!! And those of you who wouldn't give Terri one (or more) - get Meenzer's number, as I'm sure he's got some mates for you all. As the Little Stevie Wonder song goes: My Terri amour, lovely as a summer's day. My Terri amour, distant as the Milky Way.

But it is!!!!! I was led to believe that women always like it under the guise

Unlikely, if he had I've had expected a rise in standard. Noticed more like The lack of smut would have been a dead give away tbh Not necessarily my small friend. He has been undergoing intensive uncle hips smut training for a couple of years now!

Unlikely, if he had I've had expected a rise in standard.

What he said. Tell the stupid bitches to fuck off.

Had my 9 y/o nephew here today. There is just a chance that he has been on here posting in my name.

Someone told me that Shilp Shelti (sp) is gonna be in this Bond flik. Anyone confirm this? I didn't think much of the last Bond movie. I like Q and his gadgets (btw, the ridiculous plot of having a defribulator (sp) in his Aston Martin doesn't count) so the lack of him in C/R spoilt it a lot for me.

As the Billy Joel song goes: I am........an innocent maaaaaan. I'm just relaying the information I have been given.

Oh, and she, apparently, has lugs like Besty , except she has an extra one on the back of her heed - cleverly hidden by her hair. Well, when I say her hair....

Ashley sacked XXXL Sam because he didn't want him spending money like a drunken sailor and ending up with a team still playing shite. FACT!

I like em like that Me too

I've never seen her but from what I've been told she's over 25stone, has one eye, greasy hair and smells of wee. That's what Jonny2J told me anyhoo. Oh, and we all realise she must honk of tabs and alcohol.

We have the money and are in a position to use it. If a player is available (whether it's Woodgate or anyone else) and we want him, we should get him whether we are paying over the odds or not. We will have £50m + this year to spend alone - and that's only from league placing of 5th bottom and 45,000 season ticket sales (at a guestimate average of £450 a pop) in the close season. I would be absolutely astounded if we don't spend at least £50m this year. Regarding these message boards being full of negativity, Stevie - surely every board is the same throughout the country??? I can't believe that other boards are full of agreeing supporters!

Oh! I'm surprised he didn't say he hates playing at Blackburn; he hates living in Blackburn; he thinks Hughes is a sheep shaggin twat; he wants to go to Newcastle. Strange story.

Why don't we just slag her off ??? More fun. She smells of wee.

I was told she fell for J69 because he's such a hard bastard and good looking kid, but stopped short of shagging him because his cock was just too big.

Hubba hubba!!! Getting old is fucking painful - all this wonderful tottie knocking around and no chance of getting a piece

What's the difference between a Campbell who has lost his pace and Woodgate 'who has lost his pace' ? Why is Campbell okay to sign, but Woodgate isn't? Woodgate is nowhere near Campbell's age so would be a better bet, longer term?

There'll be squad cars, police and ambulance helicopters on the way to you as soon as they triangulate your position!

Nail, head, whack. Go back to my posts before we signed him. Some of you should listen to your uncle hips!!!!

Sent with good grace. I even polished it first wiv me sleeve. There'll even be a rosette in the post - Royal Mail, so don't hold your breath.

It's quite obvious that the more, how shall I say it, up-to-date, amongst us chose to ignore the strikingly obvious pun in the title so as to see which dunce chose to mention it - thus claiming to be on the ball! But here: If it makes you feel better.

I was wondering when someone would notice it Erm, some of us noticed it straight away but thought it too shite to mention!!! btw, Besty, I'm only joshing widya Yeah, yeah, owt you say marra. Neebody except Alan fucking Turing over here. FACT. You are missing one very salient point, old boy, and that is: I don't lie. Phact!