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I don't know what to make of this. If it's true, he's in for a hell of a shock; to sit amongst the real fans for such a game will be a hell of an eye opener for him!! I hope he's not sitting next to too many mongs - though he'll probably be surrounded by 'security' no doubt.

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise." The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down. "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation. "Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?" The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Ah! So solly," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck!"

Excellent I assume you got side-tracked whilst visiting other Dutch sites ???

In my opinion, he peaked (in overall play etc...) during the 03/04 season, culminating in that goal he scored at home vs Chelsea in 2004. Was that the one where he turned Dessaily, Shearer scored that day as well? If it was that was the only time I've ever seen Shola hit the ball cleanly and firmly in all his time here. iirc, Sherla scored a pretty good goal in Barcelona as well.

The great Otmar Hitzfeld (sp). Franck Ribery is absolutely murdering Bolton and Hitzfeld takes him off with Bayern 2-1 up with half an hour still to play !! What a bad decision. From that moment, the game changed and Bolton came back to get the draw. I know Hitzfeld is a good manager, but imagine the flak that would have come his way if he had done that managing Newcastle United !!!

It's a nightmare when eybrow piercings go septic.

It's not over until the fat lady sings.

There you go steriotyping the Jews again!!! Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Roman imperialist aggressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture and any other Romans contributing to the welfare of Jews of both sexes and hermaphrodites. Signed, on behalf of the P. F. J. , etc. I'm in the Judian People's Front, mesel, like.

There you go steriotyping the Jews again!!!

cretinous southern fried chicken mong. Mmmm.... chicken.

Although born and bread in N.Shields, my fatha is a Sunlun supporter Should I kill him, or, at least, maim him??

cretinous southern fried chicken mong.

I missed this thread! Quite a few left their seats in 'The Corner' when the third went in - but that was for a piss and a pint rather than leave the ground imo. The media picked up on the folk leaving their seats as fans leaving the ground (there's a surpirse).

I can see your reasoning, but I wonder if Owen and Viduka would have too much 'finesse' about them to overcome the unwashed's less-than-expert defence. If Viduka does play, and if he can hold the ball up, he and Owen could be too good for the hick's. Who knows. I'd like to see Roz in there somewhere (possibly in Butt's place).

Gotcha now, bro I thought you were being sarcky, but wasn't tooo sure It would be interesting to see Sherla have a run in a side somewhere.

Why is it an Oh No, Barney ?? Serious question.

also depends on what team Big Sam picks Agreed, and let's just hope he got my e-mail with who to pick!

Viduka's fit ? Should I be saying 'yay' (as they say). How many times have we been here before? NUFC in average mode and the fans hang their hat on a player who is coming back from injury - only for said player to come back and make not one jot of difference! The only way we will beat the unwashed on Saturday is if the whole team play well, whether Viduka's there or not.

That's actually quite funny. Made me chortle, anyway.

Is it just me who cringes when scousers say... 'Sound' ????? 'That's sound, lah'

Sally's the mam isn't she? She sure is. 100% milf.

Admit it - you would

I turned off when Liverpool scored their second and I was thinking they would score a hatful. I'm glad I did switch off, as the commentator was bad enough after two goals (waayyyyy over the top with the syrupy sugary 'Liverpool are just the best; Anfield on european nights; Oooh did I say how good Liverpool are?' etc etc etc) let alone after 5,6 or 8!!!