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Surely only if he aggravates his current injury?? btw I've finally worked out what EMO stands for.

Guess you're too young to have seen Frank Brennan Who the fuck's Frank....... My old man used to drink with Frank Brennan. Or, F.B. used to drink with my old man. Whatever!

Maybe you're right. I would donate 100 shovels to help in the search.

This is a tricky one. It's always easy to spend dosh when you haven't got it! For starters, I would probably pay 99% of what is left of my mortgage - I was advised that it's better in the long run to have to have a mortgage (regardless of size) just in case of need of help with benefits if major illness takes hold in later life. What else would I do?? Holiday? Probably. New car? Maybe. I'd more than likely give it to mrs hips and the kids (that's a good idea - put £25k away for each of the kids as a deposit etc on their first homes), as there's not really a lot I want tbh.

Didn't just come from them. No, but I can't believe anyone (ok, maybe the odd moronic twattish cretin) would be booing Owen before he came on! The only booing I heard was as Martins was making his way off; something I attribute to folk wanting him to stay on - as well as Owen - to try to win the game. Well, most people were applauding Martins (who was gash btw ) and then cheering Owen coming on. The booing was coming from the odd moronic twattish cretin. That's that sorted then!

The old Thompers shirley. The Middle Aged Gemmil? Well, he actually is Thompers though. Or the slightly old-but-looking good for his ages Snakey FYP I was gonna put Snakehips like but i didnt know how old he was I don't know whether to be pissed off or flattered!!!! Hmmmmmm, cheeky bastards

Didn't just come from them. No, but I can't believe anyone (ok, maybe the odd moronic twattish cretin) would be booing Owen before he came on! The only booing I heard was as Martins was making his way off; something I attribute to folk wanting him to stay on - as well as Owen - to try to win the game. From somewhere like, ooh, Byker perhaps ???

Aye, and as we don't have a patio under which to bury him, we can put him under the brick carpet (or whatever it's called) next to the old ticket office!!

Didn't just come from them. No, but I can't believe anyone (ok, maybe the odd moronic twattish cretin) would be booing Owen before he came on! The only booing I heard was as Martins was making his way off; something I attribute to folk wanting him to stay on - as well as Owen - to try to win the game.

Is it Sima or J69 who was representing the N.E. in the tournament ?? for fuck's sake,

TalkSPORT are (typically) going over-the-top-tastic on this story They are claiming Owen was booed when he came on during the Everton game - something I couldn't hear for the cheers!! A non-story really. Of course Owen wants to play for Engerlund and of course Allardyce wants him not to overdo it. Owen was fit enough for the Everton game so he, naturally, wants to be playing a part for Engerlund. I reckon Owen will start on the bench against Estonia (? One of the Baltic states, anyway) so he can play a later part in what should be a fairly easy win thus making him ready to start the game against the Russians.

I know. So was Bernard Manning. I like HF Somebody's got to!!

I think we're getting a little carried away with our new back four tbh. We left a few holes yesterday that a better side would have punished us for. Having said that, the holes can be partly attributed to our midfield as well so it's not all bad for the back four. Shouldn't really complain though as it's half a new team, as well as a new manager, that will take time to become familiar with each other.

Panic on the streets of Birmingham, panic... I guess it's just an age thing regarding MOTD. As a kid, and through most of my life, I was obsessed with the programme but these days I find it pretty self-indulgent clap-trap tbh, what with Lineker, 'Motty', 'Lawro', Hansen, Gubba etc. I have yet to hear the female commentator that was 'threaded' about a few months ago, but I doubt that would improve the programme at all.

Speaking to the bloke next to me yesterday, I asked if we could maybe persuade Faye to change his most unfortunate surname. The guy on my other side piped up with, 'What, like Boumsong?'

Rumour has it that SMO does most of his trawling at Byker MaccyD's

I haven't read any of this thread but I can't understand where this comment comes from!

FYP well done matt. do you carry your teacher's bags for her too? Unfortunately, cleva cloggs MattM4 missed one. Tut Tut !! Hehe, good even. Just proves my point it's annoying since when I skimmed through, didnt even notice he mentioned Taylor. I missed Taylor !!! I was referring to the capital M at the start of the second sentence !!

I agree about your first point - MacD's should have sent out a store-wide warning. To the second point - I know they employ mongs which is why I'll be there tomorrow placing my order !!!! I wonder if I go via the drive-thru (sic) I'll get me blow-job in the car as well ???? The last time I went to MacD's at Silverlink in N.Shields, the whole workforce was of Indian/Pakistani appearance. Nothing wrong in that, but I wonder if they were all from S.Shields nautical college earning a few bob - which I know for a fact happens yet is very, very wrong.

Just what the fuck is the world coming to???????????? Being stupid enough for the two women to go through with the strip search as directed by some duffer on the phone is one thing, but then for the young lass to perform 'sex acts' as well is just crackers. I almost went to MacDonald's today, as well. I'll go tomorrow and ask for a big mac and a blow-job as my uncle is a policeman!!

Been thinking along those lines mesel.

Messi is a far better player, the best young player I've seen since Ronaldo at Barcelona. Completely agree with that, being saying for a while now meself. Of the other youngsters at Barca coming through at the moment Giovanni looks like he'll be a decent prospect, not so sure about a world beater though. Bojan on the otherhand could be the real deal. Did anyone see this the otherweek against Osasuna? that lad needs to learn to finish tbh And how to back-heel to his team mate, which is what he was trying to do - BUT COULDN'T !!!

I thought you were Scottish, Tom ! Thats Khay man Too late, Tom. As with 'Dame' Kelly Holmes, I'm convinced!! You're Scottish!! She's English too man. I meant I'm convinced in her cheating as I'm convinced in Tom's Scottishness Bastard! You even typed that in a Scottish brogue !!!!

I always liked to dunk me wispa in me tea before taking a bite. yum yum