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Who's in the "gang"? Whoever's calling him a twat at the time. Anyway, is it not 'the clique' ?

She's just an overaged CHAV [tbh]

Off out into Whitley now to buy some felt to decorate an egg for mrs hips' work competion. As the song goes: I'm walking on sunshine, whooahooooa

Whilst the kid she was supposed to be minding was screaming the house down for hours whilst 'The Felling Ferreter' rummaged through all their stuff!! The parents came home early as neighbours had probably called them out of fear after hearing the kid screaming! Only to find her frigging herself off (if you'll pardon the expression ) in their marital bed with a copy of Tropic of Cancer open in front of her. The name Simone sounds so angelic, as well Guaranteed ASBO if she was twenty years younger!

Whilst the kid she was supposed to be minding was screaming the house down for hours whilst 'The Felling Ferreter' rummaged through all their stuff!! The parents came home early as neighbours had probably called them out of fear after hearing the kid screaming!

Library? no, someone's wardrobe Because his wife came home early?? him and his wife came home early....I was babysitting Simone!! wasn't my fault...."it fell out " of the wardrobe, the husband was a weirdo ...he had the biggest stash of porn mags I had ever seen in my life ( I was only 15) What a disgrace you are, rooting through people's drawers and wardrobes while they're out. A true daughter of Felling. Depends how much of their stuff she took home with her, to be a true daughter of Felling.

Can we get Terry Wogan to announce the winner please ?

No Fiddy, Marvellous Marvin Magler or I'm Spartacus options ???? *goes off to ponder who is the biggest nerb*

From SkySports Whoop whoop holler etc

Hmmm, Portly Freddie's comment of 'We realise the team needs changing in more than one way', or words to that affect, made me think there was something strange. Maybe the powers that be can see what the vast majority of fans can and think Rodders has served his purpose and needs to be pushed to one side? EDIT: The commentator on Century for the citeh (best supported club in the history of football. FACT) game actually said he knew of certain things regarding NUFC's near future but said he couldn't say anything. He was speaking regarding scouting and the like, but why be so coy about scouting etc ???

Hmmm, Portly Freddie's comment of 'We realise the team needs changing in more than one way', or words to that affect, made me think there was something strange. Maybe the powers that be can see what the vast majority of fans can and think Rodders has served his purpose and needs to be pushed to one side?

Rodders wont sell Martins if it's up to him- nee chance. If, and it's a big if, Martins did go, it would only be because he demanded to leave.

"Ferdinand shoots and.....scores past Schmiechel" "Cantona shoots....and puts it wide" '96

I read that as Meadowell and was agreeing with you

Withdraws from the Dyer debate. Later, alligators

I actually think that running around is a benefit of him and have always liked his style of play. He makes himself available and creates space by unsettling the structure of opposition teams. Of course it would be nice if he had scored more, but this doesn't mean he has contributed nothing to the team. The formula "doesn't score goals"=SHIT is far too simplistic for me. My comment wasn't really an attack on Dyer, more of me speaking aloud whilst I was thinking about his time with us. Without studying his time at NUFC (my perception is flawed though as I haven't seen as much of him as others) his benefits don't readily spring to mind ima.

NUFC must know what it will look like, shirley?? Drawings must have been made in order to make plans/costings??? I know but they should be showing us Freddie patently planning another .cock Gallowgate strip show!!! OMFG!11!LOLZ DAY ONE!!!1 I predict a bolt tomorrow.

NUFC must know what it will look like, shirley?? Drawings must have been made in order to make plans/costings??? I know but they should be showing us Freddie patently planning another .cock Gallowgate strip show!!!

Even in Dyer's pomp, apart from running around, what does he bring to the team?? Even in his good old days (few though they have been) he gave virtually no end product. Apart from goals at St Mary's and Goodison, I can't really think of what benefit he's really been. Even when he plays for Engerlund he brings very little.

NUFC must know what it will look like, shirley?? Drawings must have been made in order to make plans/costings???

In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ. Which track is that from???

I reckon most people actually thought NUFC would beat citeh (football club of the greatest supporters in the history of football. FACT!) I don't know where people round here got such lofty ideas!!

What I was thinking. Easyjet did the right thing in booting them off. It's more than likely that Easyjet were looking for an excuse once they realised they would be carrying sunlun fans!!!

What, non existant? That ground looks as ridiculous as I imagined. Looks better than it does now, and not too dissimilar to Celtic Park but on a larger scale. I think it looks good actually. The whole leazes argument is daft anyway cos as soon as you step out of the front door you have a giant concrete wall in front of you. Making it a bit taller isnt going to make any difference. Id be interested in what designs they could come up with if they built up that side of the ground but incorporated some kind of glass wall into it to let the sunlight through. Maybe just use the space above the east stand for some kind of futuristic video wall showing replayes etc I agree, I like it. Re: the Leazes Terrace/East Stand thing, the depth rather than the height of the stand is the main issue. I like it too. Why people think football stadiums should be symmetrical beats me (I like SJP as it is as well). However, the Gallowgate wont look like that as there will be the hotel and conference centre all lumped on at the back? Oh, and the pic looks like the ground is full - must be playing Man U then!!

Watched Monsoon Wedding (?) on Film4 last night. Really, really good Funny, sad, happy and thoroughly entertaining stuff 8/10