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'Arrrgh NOOOOOOOOO! You've killed me fuckin' scooter *sobs*'

5th best FACTS? Equal 5th best FACTS? Medical FACTS that you have been told by the medically educated, yet know-nowt, Renton??

Gash. Clever. Cut or no cut, he should play. He is just as likely to pull his hamstring the day before, the day after, or even pulling his wallet out of his trouser pocket (he doesn't have a man bag) so if he is fit to play, he should play. Reading is another must-win game. Lose it and more pressure comes on the Blackbum game than would be felt if we went there on the back of a win against Reading.

Hmmmmmmmmm, you're beginning to remind me of someone........

What's up with Dyer, like????

PMSL Isn't that a bit extravagant for a Scotsman, though??

With such a surname he's probably an illegal immigrant anyway. Family of Norman invaders who had no business over here. Send the buggers back.

Without reading the article (I just can't be fucking arsed right now) I guess it's about other forms of 'justice' being carried out by various groups. tbh, I am in a quandry here as on numerous occasions I would love to hand out my own punishment for some of the scumbags that infest this country. If I really feel like doing that, I can't be a hypocrite and demand others to stop their systems, can I??

Was thinking last night how it would (in my opinion) be fun to wreck this BBC love-in, by contacting all football message boards and get everyone to vote for some ridiculous person e.g. Ben Thatcher. Just to finish off this embarrassing pile of crap, once and for all.

I know what you mean, though. And why do the BBC *spits* have to put the canned crowd noise over any incident they are replaying at half time or full time???????? I've said this before about the BBC's *spits* football coverage but another example of it was last Sunday: The atmosphere was pretty good at SJP, yet on MOTD2 the ground sounded completely quiet - due to their dubbing. BBC *spits* once more giving false representation; they do this regularly when showing hilights from SJP. Yes, I know it's not 'rocking', but the BBC always make it sound far quieter than it actually is.

Can we vote for Bob Murray to win the Lifetime Achievement Award?

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There is NO WAY Milner would agree to go to Charlton. In January, or in the close season. Not a snowball's chance in Hell. This rumour just proves how much crap is made up in the papers.

Brock, never drink again. I honestly prefer people who get violent when drunk. Loved the 'are you made of cheese?' line as well

naughty!

I haven't heard the interview but I imagine it has been edited. And has already been mentioned, he can only answer the questions put to him. Personally, I reckon that as long as we can avoid relegation - which seems to be becoming a harder task these days - he will be more than happy to play for us and do everything he can to bring us success. Just my opinion like.

Ewerk is obviously a cool, well-educated, suave, sophisticated, witty, good-looking, well-mannered type of guy The one in the advert is the same colour as mine.

No, one present is more than enough. More than one and they get used to it and expect it all the time. You have to be ruthless with g/friends - let them know how the future will be. If they don't like it, they're not the one for you. If they are happy - hey, result, a cheap female to hang around with for the rest of your life

Moisturiser. Hair brush. Ginger hair dye. Mobile fone. Nail clippers. That sort of thing.

I thought the barcode was quite good tbh. But, if one does find it bad, it was nothing compared to one the Mackems had around the same time - basically a white shirt with thin red lines on; vomit inducing of the highest order.

Just added Gejon to my list of carriers I have one and I carry stuff that i need in it rather than walking around with it all in my hands or in a carrier bag. Being sensible doesn't equal wrong. I just get my wife to carry everything around in carrier bags It's what women are for

So angry you had to say it twice!

What a plonkahhhhh! I bet you 40p he is gonna be anywhere but Holland. Oooooh, Rodders (or is it Dave?) you are soooo secretive and mysterious He'll be delivering Milk Tray next

Does this mean that when Portly Freddie enquires about player X he phones up with a handkerchief over the phone so the club don't know who they're dealing with??? Does this mean that if NUFC put a bid in for a player that the bid will be on un-headed note paper and ask the club to send any reply to a PO Box, so they don't know who they're dealing with??? This skullduggery by Rodders is embarrassing tbh - if in fact it is true. Knowing Rodders, he will probably be in Germany or Italy and not in Holland, thus fooling everyone! Way to go agent Rodders

Mackem! Everyone has their cross to bear, I suppose