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36950[/snapback] It's true my friend, if only someone could explain to me how to do it???? 36953[/snapback] Typical!!! I am the LAST person to be able to tell you how!

What's Sven Goran Eriksson (sp) have to do with this??

Agree. But what's much more of a pain in the arse is the people who post and tell uz THYRe rrreelllay pppsssssssssd and TOO P--ro00vve so woLLLL TYPpe wreeaaly ba dyly! Looc Iymmmmmmso ps-55sed. (this phenomenon was seen on the 'other side' from time to time and I am pleased to say I can't recall seeing it on here since we 'came home')

Sound of the suburbs. 36223[/snapback] Ah, yes. 'they play so fast, they play out of tune and I... can't hear the words,'

Real first name: Ignatius Nickname: Ign Age: Just *cough* over 40 Occupation: International arms trader Location: N.Tyneside Language(s) spoken? English Avatart - why? Monkseaton Arms - I was weened on alchohol in that pub! Previous avatarts? Lord no, it took me long enough to get that one up! Tell us when you first joined the boards? A few months after the original Toontastic started. When was that, 3 years or so? Board highlights? Some of the one-liners are nothing short of brilliant imo, tbh! Board lowlights? Don't want to upset anyone so I'll just say nowt. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Probably have been a world champ boxer, no doubt. Pets? No fuckin' chance! I play a bit like.... A Chelsea Pensioner Football heroes? Terry Hibbit. Tony Currie. Peter Beardsley. Football villains? Wise, Speedie, Savage. Best advice given? The late, great Bob Marley said: 'have no fear of atomic energy, as none of us can stop the time.' Ideal partner? For sex, Lara Rostron. Ideal dinner date? Victoria Wood Ideal meal? Indian Can you cook? Yes, reasonably well. I will turn my hand to anything and as long as I have a recipe, it usually (usually) goes well. Current wheels? Golf Biggest influence? Myself really. I cannot think of anyone who has influenced me to a great extent, although I do have a lot of my father's bad habits which I am trying desperately to overcome! TV programmes? Documentaries and Test match cricket (on terrestrial tv!!) - don't like missing a ball if I can help it. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Various - depends what mood I'm in. Usually order a pint of lager followed by numerous bacardi and cokes though! Favourite tunes? I have a fairly catholic taste these days.really. From punk to Dolly Parton believe it or not. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Abi every time. That trog Marsh is an absolute hound. George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Pass, though I would let the missus have Pitt as a treat! Favourite film? Possibly Taxi Driver, possibly Blues Brothers, possibly Stand By Me If I won a million pounds.... Give it to the wife. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Apart from when I got sips from me dad, probably 13 or 14. Ever suspended/expelled from school? I'll leave that for another day! Favourite insult? Don't like insulting people at all. Usually exchange pleasantries with my daughter with 'Loser'. She responds likewise! Not a lot of people know that......R2D2 got his name from a section of film in the reel!!! Useless info, or what? Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Probably a couple of hundred on a leather jacket, from what I can recall. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Four, though I LOVE shoes and really have to stop myself from buying them. I'm obsessed with..... A place for everything and everything in it's place!! In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Fit and well.

The Members. I really should remember their best known music but I am soooo tired I cannot, for the life of me, recall what it is.

That's one of my favourite jokes. Why do my kids think I'm sad???

Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas. He says it's the most violent book he's ever read!

Zooist!

Went to see '40 year old virgin' last night. A great laugh and I would recommend it. I went anticipating a bit of a typical yank humour flik and it not being up to much, but was laughing all the way through. I went to see it after 9pm which meant the place wasn't full of fuckwit teenagers which added to the enjoyment as most of the people in to see it were over 20 (at least) and able to appreciate the humour. 8 out of 10

Erm, too many rum 'n' cokes???

31500[/snapback] "Let's do "up on the roof" i said. but no, you had to pick "Under the fucking Boardwalk" didn't you!!!" 31529[/snapback] Class!

Does that rule you out then???

Why did the Siamese twins go to France? So the other one could learn to drive!

How true! Must remember to tell mrs hips that one.

What about the hattrick against Barcelona? 29677[/snapback] Christ, I had forgotten that!!! *makes note to get video out * Oh, and him wearing that big coat in the snow when he signed

Three things immediately spring to mind when I think of Tino. 1. His first game for us when he came off the bench at the smellnet, turned their fullback inside out and crossed for Steve Watson to score 2. Waving the corner flag at 'the corner'. 3. Shaking his hand outside SJP. He's one of these people who has a weak-as-piss handshake - ugh!

got it in one. People who know what it takes to be WINNERS, will tell you he was a waste of space. "A treat for everyone" ? First time I set eyes on him I thought he was a lazy, inconsistent arsehole that should have never got anywhere near SJP. Along with letting Venison go, and Fazackerly, Keegans biggest mistake by a millions miles. Legend my arse. I could shoot the fucker, not a bad idea actually seeing as he spent his time shooting guns for some reason .......... I despise him, and his type, almost as much as clueless Souness, and thats saying something. 29415[/snapback] He speaks very highly of you, though!

I fuckin' LOVE summer, me; peanut smugglers everywhere.

Nowt wrong with chunky women, mate. That skinny lass in your pics does have a nice ass, but I wouldn't fight you for her. (btw, where are the frontal pics????) Each to their own.

Nah. He's a bit too boy'ish for my liking. Looks like it would take him forever to grow designer stubble.. 26910[/snapback] So George Michael / Don Johnson is more you cup of char eh? 26958[/snapback] George Michael used to be when I was about 10, but he didn't have the designer stubble then! Don Johnson - no thanks I just prefer men that at least look like they're able to grow stubble 26959[/snapback] Ah well, if you lot hadn't moved downstairs last Sunday!!

Could this re-signing of Nobby indicate that the injury to Dyer is going to be long term? Not trying to put a dampner on things (made up that he's back) just wondering, that's all.

Nobby must be struggling to piss in the kidney bowl!

Oh, go on then, if you must! *acts disinterested*