snakehips

I just got this reply: "Hi, agent Snakehips, Langley here" Is this what's supposed to happen??

My brother is so thick. He doesn't know how to do this. Please tell him. In the easiest, most techno-phobe friendly, step by step way. I would, of course, but I just haven't got the time. Obviously.

The calculator says 4100. My head says 99 Which reminds me: ice cream

Rodders cannot say anything else but praise his players' efforts. He's now in the situation that if he says the wrong thing, the players will just switch off completely - something I reckon which could be beginning to happen already imo.

What happens if one murders a beer when sitting in one's armchair, whilst watching the toon, is what I want to know

If Sherla does indeed go for an operation and is out for a while, then the shit will surely hit the fan. The decision not to have had the operation in the summer will have been a mistake of gargantuan proportions. Oh, has anything been said if Rossi is going to prolong his agony, I mean stay, here after January??

Not being from Pakistan, you'll understand when I say I hardly feel qualified to answer that. Are you saying that you or Alex is from Pakistan??

I said in a thread a while ago that the reason we get turned down for many penalty appeals is because of our vociferous crowd reaction. I reckon that referees deliberately come to SJP with the resolution that they are going to be 'ultra tough' against they pressure from the crowd and subsequently give incorrect decisions as they 'prove' themselves to be, indeed, 'tough'. I'm sure they get a hard on at how 'tough' they are in the face of such pressure. Just my opinion, like. Dunno about that. If we appeal for dodgy decisions then there probably is a higher ratio of claims getting turned down be refs because they werent pens in the first place. Thats inevitable and theres nowt wrong with it. As for being deprived of legitimate pens at home I dont think we suffer any more than many other clubs at the wrong end of the table. That happens when youre down in the shit playing shit football. Not the other way around. If it's true that we're more vocal then I dont have any problem with it whatsoever. My main problem was the mentality of someone who would walk from his own office, interrupt my work (I do some occasionally), with his team riding high and having put in a top class performance at the weekend.......purely for the purposes of making that observation. Don't get me wrong, our vociferous crowd reactions are part of our passion for the game we love and is part of our personality. If refs, or others, think this is just whinging loudly, then they don't know anything about us as supporters imo. Give the twat one in the kidneys from me - 60 or not.

"Rossi is a young boy who has done brilliantly for us," said Parker. "Damien was brilliant as well. When the (transfer) window shut we knew we were light in the striker department. It is showing at the moment. So there you are, Freddie and Rodders, your club captain has told everyone that a striker must be bought in January. No ifs or buts, a striker MUST be bought. Now then, for the other departments......... Lucas Neill ? Wont happen. Why? Because Rodders has gone out on a limb to tell everyone who'll listen that Carr is in the form of his life, that's why. Upson? Deffo. Two or three years too late, but I reckon he'll be here for around £2.5m. Bridge? Hmmm, not sure now. Why the fuck would he want to come here???

I said in a thread a while ago that the reason we get turned down for many penalty appeals is because of our vociferous crowd reaction. I reckon that referees deliberately come to SJP with the resolution that they are going to be 'ultra tough' against they pressure from the crowd and subsequently give incorrect decisions as they 'prove' themselves to be, indeed, 'tough'. I'm sure they get a hard on at how 'tough' they are in the face of such pressure. Just my opinion, like.

Talking of tf, did anyone else who gets it notice that there were two issue 51's ???? Collector's stuff, or what? Probably be worth a mint in years to come!! My future is secure

May I, on behalf of all radio listening fans, take full responsibility for the debacle yesterday

The worst bit is, I actually write with my right hand but I use the mouse with my left. I like to swap the buttons round as well to confuse people. Ah, that's your problem then. You should never shift your button round, as some blokes find it hard enough to find at the best of times. So I'm told With that shit joke, I'm off to see if I can eat something without it leaving my body rather quickly

If I knew how to post a pic on here I would show you the shitheap that I am having to sit amongst - thanks to hips jnr Maybe I should look into how to post a pic as I have a great one from my childhood that I told myself to see if I could find and put up in the thread from a few weeks ago. We'll see. EDIT: Oh, and I thought this thread was going to be all about that awful 'thing' that goes on at the Fish Quay every year! (type of thing people from 'the' Felling go to!)

Save your money. As Jimbo would surely testify, play with your cock instead.

Crikey, to think we were the equivalent of Charvas some 30-odd years ago

Roeder said: "Everyone knows where we need strengthening but I will not give my hand away by revealing who we are after. Probably still eyeing up Kujit!!!

I just don't see this hedge fund being creditable tbh. I must point out that I'm no financial expert (I have to point that out as a lot of my admirers on here just think I'm fab at everything ) but exactly how on earth can anyone expect to make a fast buck out of NUFC?? I just don't get it. I reckon there is one man behind the proposed takeover and he just doesn't want to be named. If this is the truth, and he did lift his head above the parapet, then maybe the fans would like what they see and make Portly Freddie's life pure hell and force him to sell? Just thinking aloud.

Heavy duty man However, before I gave up the will to live, I spotted these two: Thanks you very much this is the feeling of the real fans of tyneside I was sitting with 3000 fans waiting for the arrival of Guillt when he became manager first they were an hour late then a toothless grey hired man lead the entourage onto the pitch. Totally amateruish Posted by Alan Browell on October 24, 2006 6:13 PM Report this comment Mr Shepherd is no Steve Gibson, but who is? You obviously don’t get to SJP very often. Posted by One Flew Over The Magpies Nest on October 24, 2006 6:12 PM One pro, though totally away with the mixer! Gullit/ Grey-haired man wtf ??? And one against. Posted by someone 'over the magpies nest' so his sanity has to be called into question as well. Oh, and I noticed a reply from an 'Alex' ????

Hmmmm, I notice a pink handkerchief you have there.........

Should've just boned her imo

HBTY, HBTY, HBDLM.....HBTY Lock 'em up String 'em up Bum Portly Freddie. You can do what you like today Have a good one.

Gemm's a nasty piece of work - FACT! I arrived home on Friday fully intending to buy a ticket and go to the game. Unfortunately, I am suffering from cronic food poisoning and couldn't go anywhere (except the bog) yesterday I listened to the game and late on I thought the atmosphere was possibly the worst I have ever encounterd. Then, with around 10 minutes to go, I could hear the crowd trying to get behind the team. This support, despite the fat lad and John Anderson telling me that the game was absolute garbage, really lifted my spirits. Well done. Booing after the final whistle? Perfectly entitled to imo. The message has to be relayed.

Canny back out or cannae back oot ??? All this Children in Need and *can't remember the funny one* leaves me cold. BBC *spits* cheap tv. And yes, I do support charity - just not this type EDIT apologies for being a sad, twisted fart. Please ignore me.

Bloody mobile connections!!