snakehips

Took mrs and miss hips to Lion Witch and the Wardrobe the other night. Absolutely FABULOUS. I can't remember the last time I enjoyed a movie so much.

I do hope that there's nothing illegal going on here? Remember, piracy is killing music and films!!

There really should be regulations on the proper use of grammar and punctuation. eg every post should end with a full stop err, .

Slideshow Rob!!! Get it? eh? Slideshow Rob, Sideshow Bob? Eh? Eh? Oh forget it!

It shows the train as being a saturday train and not a Sunday one because the Sunday timetable hasnt yet been invoked, I guess it doesnt start until 6am or so. If they said the last saturday night train was on Sunday then people would have to look at the Sunday timetable and thus the last Saturday train would actually be the first (or maybe 2nd, unless they're every 10 mins or so then it would be the 3rd) Sunday one. But then that would mean there'd be a gap of about 5 and a half hours between the 1st (or maybe 2nd/ 3rd) train in the day and the 2nd (3rd/4th) which would come at about 6am. Pissed people would have to look at a different timetable and work out what day it is today based on the day it was yesterday (unless of course it still is today in which case they'd have to look at todays timetable and then check their watch and if its nearing midnight have a look at tomorrows timetable)....... Delays would be a nightmare as you'd have to be constantly updating the timetables for tomorrow in case the 2358 train was two minutes late and what happens if the 1 minute past midnight train is two minutes early then it would mean a change to todays timetable and by the time that change was made it would be yesterday so you'd be changing the past and we all know that cant be done (not without a flux capacitor). Unless of course you're reading this tomorrow in which case substitute "today" for "tomorrow" and "tomorrow" for "the day after". Now I wish I'd come back with my usual stock answer of "thick fucks!" 69210[/snapback] Was going to make a joke about having a 24hr cock, but I can't really compete with that tbh!!!!

The Kennedy transfer. 67016[/snapback]

A movie calle Steel Sharks springs immediately to mind. A quite dreadful film

Thanks Rob. Makes feel quite humble to know there's a 'Snakehips is innocent' movement already underway

Some people are accusing me of being a 'Grassy Knoll-ist', the bastards.

Talking of Christmas markets, I'm taking mrs hips to Edinburgh today for the 'German market'. Thanks for the advice folks; my PC will have a warm winter this year. And Mags, re the 'activities' of Jimbo, there's an old saying: Women are all right, but you can't beat the real thing! 65652[/snapback] Have fun in Edinburgh. Wrap up warm you auld twat. 65658[/snapback] Cheers, young 'un! Will have me tartan scarf and tam o shanter on!

Talking of Christmas markets, I'm taking mrs hips to Edinburgh today for the 'German market'. Thanks for the advice folks; my PC will have a warm winter this year. And Mags, re the 'activities' of Jimbo, there's an old saying: Women are all right, but you can't beat the real thing!

But I thought that the plasma screen was full of non-freeze, err, plasma?

Should I have 'upped' the anti-freeze in my PC this winter, or will it have come with the recommended dosage from the factory?

Mmmmmmmmmm, something seems wrong there somewhere ps Lou, I thought it was only me that post crap jokes

Anyone on here who reckons we are shit is just a shithead. imo and tbh.

This is not a joke but something I actually heard on TalkSport this morning. Talking to some Ulsterman re George Best's funeral and how it was a mammoth task to organise in such a short space of time, the Ulsterman said: '....normally things like this take 3 or 4 months to arrange, but we've done it in a week. We've managed to bring a few bodies together.' Here's me thinking it was just Best's funeral!! An unfortunate use of words there, me thinks.

*hears his wife saying (in her southern states drawl): 'come bayuk Chuck, come bayuk* Okay, maybe I wont. Edit: Christ my spelling! Maybe I would be better 'over there' as I feel too thick for all the snerbs and cliquie folk on here!

For some inexplicable reason, I am now able to access N-O; whereas ever since its conception I haven't been able to. I may just have to spend some time over there. Decisions, decisions. Ho - hum.

Well, there's the aquaducts.

Admins have admin badges, mods have moderator badges. Nuff said. 62853[/snapback] I have my Fire-Starter's badge. What does that mean?? 62886[/snapback] 50m swimming certificate here. 62897[/snapback] I was going to say Mark Spitz but I decided against it!

Never hord of it, lyke! I take it you're recommending it?

Admins have admin badges, mods have moderator badges. Nuff said. 62853[/snapback] I have my Fire-Starter's badge. What does that mean??

Classroom full of young children and the teacher asks for suggestions of collective nouns. Teacher: 'Mary, you were first with your hand up.' Mary: 'A flock of sheep, miss.' Teacher: 'That's good. Now David, what is yours?' David: 'A herd of cows, miss.' Teacher: 'Very good David.' Nervously, Jonny (it's always Jonny) is at the back of the class slowly lowering his arm, unsure of his answer. Teacher: 'Come on Jonny, what were you going to say?' Jonny: 'Well miss, I was going to say.... a dose of crabs?'

So it's true what they say? About your enormous hooter, that is?? 62240[/snapback] You know what they say about blokes with enormous hooters though.... (Before anyone starts I'm not talking about man boobs either!) 62246[/snapback] Aye, enormous bogies

So it's true what they say? About your enormous hooter, that is??