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Don't know why, Mags, but I'd really like to hear you say 'Aye' I reckon it would be kinda (American for ya) nice Anyway, 2006? Compared to some, all seems okay at the moment. Job, family (though I do really miss my daughter now she's at uni ) health (though a few more pounds need to be shed). I consider myself pretty lucky at the moment. EDIT: oh, and Mr Bass, I really wish I could take you out on the piss right now as you seem like you could do with a good sesh! Cheers anyway, dude, keep smilin

I luv it, LUV IT, when people know what they are talking about! Cheers, Laz, I owe you a Vimto *next stop a computer shoppee*

If only NUFC had known about Sherla's hip problem in the summer, they could have done someth..........

Bring back Murray Or Carver ??????? I nominate that Snake character on the forum. Listen, 2Jags, you're in severe danger of being banned for fuckin' LIFE with comments like that!

Bring back Murray Or Carver ???????

I didn't see the programme so I don't know what he's accused of. But what has he done at Newcastle to enable them to sack him???? Nowt I reckon, in such a short space of time. Other than a formal interview having taken place and the direct question 'have you ever done owt wrong?' or words to that effect (mind you, if it was Portly Freddie they probably would be his exact words!) in which Bond replied 'No, Sir! Not me, no never' in which case they (NUFC) could sack him for false information, I don't see how they can sack him

We need a third goalie, simple as that. For all these folk who say we have Krul, well yes you're right but if Harper or Krul get injured - which is always likely being in that position - we would be fucked. So, how long is Given out? A month or two? So we need a third goalie until Christmas. So, who else is there for such a short space of time who is available immediately???? Tell me, as I'm desperate to know!!! Oh, and I'm thinking of changing my sig to: NUFC, twinned with VILLA (sorry, I digress)

The actions of a twisted mind or just good fun? You decide. I go for the former

A colleague of mine reckons that the physical memory of this computer is being over used. Here are the details: Total Physical Memory 256.50 MB Available Physical Memory 64.18 MB Total Virtual Memory 854.03 MB Available Virtual Memory 352.43 MB Page File Space 606.55 MB Can someone give me any information on this lot? Whatever you can tell me regarding good/bad/ok, and what physical memory is would be appreciated. Oh, and if it is bad, how it can be remedied. Cheers, peeps.

He gets 150 e-mails telling him he posts/talks shite and he thinks we all get them!!!!!!!

As the night was falling and the desert world began to settle down. The first one said to the second one there 'I hope you're having fun?' Band on the run. Band on the run. One of McCartney's good one's. Divvent worry girls (oh, okay, and Meenzer), the real Snakemeister will bring his misseltoe (sp) We best go somewhere where there's somewhere to hide then eh?! Awww shucks What's a Christmas party without the drunken, letcherous, old bloke trying to snog the laydees?? Ne'er mind, the sprig shall remain at Hips Towers, I shall remain sober throughout and be the perfect gentleman Maybe just a glass of mulled wine around 8-ish to keep out the frost before I depart though.

Having the vote is a privilege that people fought long and hard for us to have and should not be used without great care and thought. *waits until the site is at #2, so his vote will be the one to take it to the top!*

There's cheese and there's cheeese (unintentional, but I have just noticed that smilie is called 'mellow' )

Bellamy has only scored 50 top-flight goals? I am surprised at that, I have to say. I wonder how Bellamy and Ameobi's goals/games ratios compare? Maybe someone with more time and intelligence could have a look?

Fuelling the Lear as I type. Clear Percy Street, for landing

I am stone cold sober - not having had a drink for over three weeks. Anyway, I found that joke rather good actually Islam

Torquay. Twinned with Kabul and Sunlun. Very cold. Loads of wannabe Rick Parfitts there. Eat their children.

As the night was falling and the desert world began to settle down. The first one said to the second one there 'I hope you're having fun?' Band on the run. Band on the run. One of McCartney's good one's. Divvent worry girls (oh, okay, and Meenzer), the real Snakemeister will bring his misseltoe (sp)

I get that all the time!

Did you know that in the old days, snakes were commonly used to mine in awkwardly small crevices. So I've hord like! oh, and I have to admit I nearly made a childish joke about an 'R' missing from the title of the thread

You need to up your game hips, new snake on the block too right, there's only one snake allowed on here. shift owwer mr slughips Call yourself a snake! You're just an overgrown worm. You make me sick. Coming out of the woodwork acting all tough, now that you know Steve Irwin is no longer here to keep you in check. Hiss off!

Who's this 'Snake' character that has appeared recently?? Slither off somewhere else, bonny lad, or change your feckin' username? Hmmmmmmmm Edit: and if it's someone on here doing it to wind me up - you win! I'm as wound up as a tightly wound up Python in a winding up tightly competition.

Paige? PAIGE??!!!! Who here knaa's someone caalled fuckin' Paige, ffs??? Knowing someone caalled Paige is like knowing someone called Caitlin ffs - a different world to the one in which I live! Fuckin' Paige!! *shakes heed*

I can only assume that the lovely Toplass is from south of the river? The party was held south of the river and fellow party-goers were also from south of the river? I say this because it is a strap-onFACT that this sort of thing is virtually un-known north of the river; indeed, studying Ann Summers' last quarterly report, it stated that sales of strap-ons north of the Tyne were only 1 (somewhere around Blyth iirc). I can't wait until I see my colleague who hails from Sunlun!!!!

I'm at my place of work. The stereo is blasting away with Greatest Dance Floor Fillers. There's no-one here, but me. And I'm givin it fuckin' LALDEEEEEE No, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no....no no there's no limit. AND GETTIN' FUCKIN' PAID FOR IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!