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Howdy Partner! Some great humour in these last few pages......tbh Sorry. The trumpet down Bobby's phone was class

Relax girl relax, lie down and I'll give you one. 25770[/snapback] 25773[/snapback] *--- ---- ---- ----- ----- ----* Not allowed to say tbh though, am I?

Relax girl relax, lie down and I'll give you one of my lovely foot massages.

Remember last year the fiasco with the F.A's fax machine going tits up when Brum (that had a foxy lass in as well iirc ) signed Pandiani at the last minute?? Hope they have two lines this year as it's getting close.

Aye, Sky Sports News breaking news! I can just see the Scousers now; "We don't want Solano anyway, we're getting a better right winger, oh hang on a minute..." 25540[/snapback] Still no word on a centre half signing for them either. Yes we are not in a position to mock them as they are European champions, however if i was a Liverpool supporter i would be disapointed with their transfer dealings this summer. 25548[/snapback] Read on teletext today that they had failed in a bid to get Mexes. 25563[/snapback] Isn't it nice for once not to be the ones that have fucked up on deadline day. 25566[/snapback] It sho is. *insert nodding emoticon* btw what does 'spiders' mean????

Aye, Sky Sports News breaking news! I can just see the Scousers now; "We don't want Solano anyway, we're getting a better right winger, oh hang on a minute..." 25540[/snapback] Still no word on a centre half signing for them either. Yes we are not in a position to mock them as they are European champions, however if i was a Liverpool supporter i would be disapointed with their transfer dealings this summer. 25548[/snapback] Read on teletext today that they had failed in a bid to get Mexes.

Remember the slagging Souness got when he revealed on radio that he had tried to get Nobby back in January? 'Publicity stunt, blah blah blah'

My god!! im not going to say something daft like id show my arse in public if this happens, but i'd be pretty amazed and chuffed to bits! 23394[/snapback] Go on, you know you want to! Just on here then, eh?? Apparently Villa have said that if we match the price we paid for him then we can talk to him. C'mon down

18864[/snapback] At least they didn't refer to them as 'United'. Really gets on me tits that

I watch a lot of Spanish football and this guy is class. Very fast, can deliver a great cross, strong on the ball, good finisher and is excellent in the air. 18804[/snapback] What's his hamstrings like???

I can only imagine you mean Robert Earnshaw?? You serious??? 18759[/snapback] And why not? 2m he would be a great signing. I don't get the snobbery of some fans me. I bet half those who sneer at the likes of Earnshaw haven't even seen him play or would cream themselves if we were linked with some Serie C Italian Under-21 international. He's very quick, very good in the air, 22 so can improve, has a goals to games ratio as good as anyone, now at all levels of the game bar Europe (club level) and the Conference. Every step he has had to make, he's adapated. So he has poor control and isn't the best at leading the line. You would be hard pressed to find a natuarl goalscorer with lightning pace at 2m who has proved he can make it in the Premiership. The reason he's not wanted at WBA is because Robson doesn't like the small, pacey striker, he likes his target men, big powerful forwards. They paid 2.5m but after a number of games and goals it rises to 3.5. They'd take 2m and he'd crawl to Newcastle on broken glass. He's score more goals than Bellamy did. I'd be delighted if we announced his signing tomorrow even for 3m. 18767[/snapback] Fuck me HTT, it's not snobbery: I just don't think that is the kind of player we should be getting that's all. It's just my opinion. I don't know anything about Luque, so can't give an opinion one way or the other.

I can only imagine you mean Robert Earnshaw?? You serious???

So good night then 16796[/snapback] I haven't laid anyone out since the night Holland won the European Championship in 1988 but that skanky arsehole came oh so close to feeling the fist of snake tonight

Went to see Bewitched this eveing. Absolute fucking fucked up fucking shite. Unadulterated shite. Crap. The place was full of charvs and one pathetic twat - about 15 - actually threw up (he had sneaked a can of beer in to drink - ooh, how brave you fucking dickhead) on the stairs in the cinema during the film! I had this overwhelming desire to kick his fucking skanky head in, the fuckin arsehole. Fuckin' charv city it was

Getting a tad worried at our Lou. Enjoying people running into glass doors and now putting plastic bags on her head What's next, standing on cracks in the pavement?

Yes almost snakey 16003[/snapback] Either one's not as good as it should be, or the other is very very good! *goes to buy ginga hair dye, just in case one is not as good as it should be and 'treatment' is needed*

I remember the name, but I can't for the life of me remember what they were like. Were they small and sugary? 15980[/snapback] Aye, just little fruity, sugary jelly things 15981[/snapback] Think I have them now: little round things covered in sugar. What about pear drops? Nice, but takes the skin off your palate!

I remember the name, but I can't for the life of me remember what they were like. Were they small and sugary?

Sweets? All. End of. (Fry's chocolate cream - almost as good as sex, T/R????? )

*Must resist. Must resist. Daughter same age. Must resist. It's getting difficult. Must resi....* Do their parents know they went out like that??

Don't remember them. Must ask me father!! Did they come in paper bags -before the age of plastic? Not a great crisp fan. Now and again but not on a regular basis - my body is a temple, after all Now, home made chilli peanuts - yum yum and yum again 15963[/snapback] cheeky! 15967[/snapback] Once a cheeky monkey, always a cheeky monkey!

Don't remember them. Must ask me father!! Did they come in paper bags -before the age of plastic? Not a great crisp fan. Now and again but not on a regular basis - my body is a temple, after all Now, home made chilli peanuts - yum yum and yum again

Still no joy! Tried pics that are just ove 150 x 150 but just get an error message. All the pics I have looked at on google are over 150 x 150 pixels. Summit wrong, or do I have to go to the new board to get an avatar on me sig??

I can't get an avatar up whatever I do! Hence the square with the 'x'. I'm starting to get used to it now

Up to now, all I could think about this morning was the cricket!!