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Took mrs hips to see 'Mrs Henderson Presents' this afternoon. Quite a simple tale really but worth an hour or so at the cinema. Some nice breasts to admire and one or two tadgers for the ladeeys also (though I doubt they will be getting 'damp' at the sight of Bob Hoskin's 'Old Man' )

Where's Baron Von Fat and his 'Hey guys, whats going on in this thread?' when you need him? 30 pages. Hmmmm. For what it's worth, I can't get on to N-O when I'm home so I can't really comment on how good/bad it is. This place does for me. Rob once compared this place to a gentlemen's club (albeit one with laydees) and I suppose that is what it's like. It's a bit like being in a pub with your mates; I can sit and listen or I can join in when I want to. Although I have yet to meet any of the fuckwits on here, I feel as though I know them and enjoy their company. It is nice to be able to switch the fuckers off though at times! Glancing through the pages (too much to read for me, I'm afraid) someone mentioned the big articles? They put me off something rotten on the old board. Some folk enjoyed posting long texts of what they thought were intellectual, well thought out hardened debate but were, in actual fact, just crap basically. They had obviously spent a great deal of time (wasted imo) typing them in order to impress but they were just a waste of time reading. Anyway, where's Smithers when a man wants another brandy?

I was just looking for something to clean the fingerprints off me cd's with! I love it when I get home and flick (no pun intended) through some of the stuff you lot have got up to. Magic!

This is the main reason I hate the BBC *spit* - it's just one big beano once you're in. For example, did you know that the BBC *spit* took over 350 personnel to Australia for the 2000 Olympic Games?!!!!!! Don't know who this 'spoony' guy is tbh (necessary 'tbh' in this case ) - does he play the spoons on air??

Is this an amplifier to help you with your big music career AF? When's that demo coming out again? What's the band called? Even if everything you say is correct, I'd hate to be that right if it meant being such a self agrandising individual. You slag off people for trivialising the debate, but for 23 pages you have refused to concede a single point or acknowledge that any opinion other than your own can be anything but immoral. If you want to have informed debate, don't have such a high opinion of what you think you know, and be willing to learn. A few of my favourite quotes which I think are pertinant to the character you've portrayed in this thread... "Learning makes the wise wiser and the fool more foolish" - John Ray "Nothing Ever becomes real till it is experienced" - John Keats "He is educated who knows how to find out what he doesn't know" - George Simmell 49565[/snapback] The amplifier bit 'struck a chord' (groan!) with me also HF. As you say, 20-odd pages without one point being conceded; this isn't a debate, it's an attempt at a LECTURE by bez. A poor one at that. 99% of us know what the truth is regarding barracking of players - if they play shite, they get pelters, plain and simple. I feel somewhat ashamed that I have made two posts in this ridiculous thread. Lock it???

At the risk of being accused (by some!) of two-timing Toonraider , you are more than welcome to join me out here . Shorts and tee shirt weather, all of the time; just what my body needs . 48016[/snapback] Im mortally wounded snakey, how could you?? :nufc: 48918[/snapback] Put the gun away T/R. There's no need for that. I suppose *adopts pretence of nonchalence* we can have a three-some, if we must

The expression 'Old Hat' was a 17th century reference to a ladie's genitalia, believe it or not. It's meaning now is somewhat different. The rhyming slang 'Bottle and glass' was reference to someone's class. The term 'bottle' (an abbreviation) is somewhat different now. The term 'Bling' was used for black music/culture?? Well I suggest that it has now a somewhat different meaning, as have the aforementioned expressions. Yes, there is racism in Newcastle; there is racism in every country of the world I would argue. Are you mistaking racism with colour prejudice, I wonder??? Now I didn't half give some stick to 'Bart' Stimpson when he was here........

You've obviously been waiting for ages for a reason to use that emoticon/smiley, or whatever they're called If you do come, you'll have to bring your own cloak (you can get a great deal at Spies R Us at the moment; dry clean only though) and dagger, or in your case scalpel! Hope you're not frightened of jumping out of helicopters in the dead of night?

At the risk of being accused (by some!) of two-timing Toonraider , you are more than welcome to join me out here . Shorts and tee shirt weather, all of the time; just what my body needs .

Erm, me brother *cough* wants to know who she is??? Not very nice in my, I mean our opinion. Casualty? You are joking????

Fantastic breasts! Hubba hubba. A bit on the skinny side, for me, but 8 1/2 out of 10 on the snake scale

Not to sound shallow or anything, (and I realise that this cant sound anything other than shallow), but I really do think an Austen hearoine (and Lizzie Bennett above all others) must have a thrusting bossom. Keira just doesnt deliver on that score. Also, whats her dimented grin about...? 42837[/snapback] Hoorah! So it's not just me then! This bint is beginning to make a career out of that ridiculous 'grin'. In the trailer for P&P (package and post? ) she must do that grimace around ten times!!!

I thought this was going to be something about taking photos of the night sky over Smogland!!!!

Looks like my missus when taking a bath. Blonde, naked and standing next to a bath!

Tits are false but i wouldn't mind trying to open that padlock with my tongue, bet you Hoodini couldn't. 40246[/snapback] Nah, tits are defo real. She is a stunner imo. Hubba hubba.

Brock, for fuck's sake ask her out. Do it! Thinking she is 'out of my league' is just a state of mind. Ask her out. How many times have you seen cracking birds going out with supposedplain blokes? Loads. Even if she did say no thanks, so what? At least you will have tried. Do yourself a favour and ask her out.

*raises hand* Sorry Sima, she is a dog/mess and I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole. In fact, I bet her body is covered in red marks where people have touched her with barge poles!!

Not as good as Maradonna? 39855[/snapback] Sell him, the useless cnut!

Plank-ist! btw, the bird on that magazine IS a hound tbh.

Interpol = echo and the bunnymen the killers = tears for fears (the hurting not the big wheel shite) kaiser chiefs = wish they were the specials/mighty mighty bosstones/the jam brmc = jmc (even down to the fact their 3rd album is quieter and more acoustic!) etc, etc. 39461[/snapback] When my daughter played their cd, I said it sounded just like early 80's new wave type of stuff. Must be why I liked it.

And added a brown paper bag to cover her face? 39533[/snapback] It's just a bad photo! I bet she is a stunner in real life. Anyhow, the contortions on her face (in ecstacy, I might add!) would hide the true features that she may display, when calm and collected, whilst she's being attended to by the snakemiester

If the blonde girl dyed her hair brown I would give her a good time!

Just one of the many reasons this thread stays open. You like? 39463[/snapback] She's aalreet, but you can have her. tbh.

They're proper bum chums like. NUFC's answer to Bert and Ernie. "Hey Al" "Errrrrr, yeah Mike" 37110[/snapback] Wonder if that's made its way to the shitsville site yet?

Well it would be wouldn't it, you're a chippy I'll get me coat!