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...from Sima, along the lines of: "Ah, yeah, that was great" or "Soooo funny. I love that" or "I couldn't agree more, it was class" or " Brilliant. Just brilliant" or "LMFAO " or "I'm over the moon. Today has just been GREAT " or anything that just isn't so fuckin' negative??????? Howay (the correct spelling) Sima, brighten up lad. Life's not all doom and despair

27th Warming me hands ready for ya!!! Ooooooo Can't wait! Join the queue, mon cher, join the queue!! Though if you're a good girl between now and then I could slip you a Fastrack ticket The fastrack to luuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrv later babe (Lord, I'm just so with it)

My name is Bill and I'm a headcase. I practice making up on your face. I'm a boy, I'm a boy but my ma wont admit it. I'm a boy, I'm a boy but if I say I am I get it.

27th Warming me hands ready for ya!!!

Are you Basil then? Good job you're not here You'd feel the back of my hand, my girl *racks his brain to think of a good one for Cath*

Are you Basil then? Good job you're not here You'd feel the back of my hand, my girl *racks his brain to think of a good one for Cath*

Do you really have to shag every American you meet??

Radgina can be Sybil (sp) from Fawlty Towers. She's around the right age and probably looks like her as well.

One of the best words in the English language is: Delegation I'm far too important to bother with shite, so delegation is the name of the game Zippadyfuckindo-dah

One of the best words in the English language is: Delegation I'm far too important to bother with shite, so delegation is the name of the game Zippadyfuckindo-dah

I really wish I understood all this I would love to kick Telewest into touch. Sky+ : How much to install? How much is it per month after that? Does it, can it, service two (maybe more) tv's? Can Sky provide internet and phone also? Do I get a blow job with it on a regular basis? Questions, questions. Anyone know the answers?

All t'internet while I'm away is through mobile Using Onspeed anarl to try and liven things up abit as it's v e r y s l o w at t i m es Doesn't cost me/us anything though, as it's all paid for (too complicated to go into details) Oh and the signal here is shite, at best And if anyone wonders where I am, I've got a two month labouring job re-pointing the Great Wall of China.

I'm no short hand typist! The double posts are because of the lousy signal I have on this mobile. I have to make sure that my worthwhile posts get through! And you need your eyes tested if you think Mrs C is a minger! *heads off to read the Halloween thread for the older chicks*

Yummy God I need a shag!

Yummy God I need a shag!

If I'm the Fonz (of the 80's Renton, you cheeky fecker ), can I please shag Mrs C Hubba hubba But WHO is gonna be Trigger?? There HAS to be someone here (or N-O) who fits the bill??

Watched Pink Panther with Steve Martin last night. Not bad. I expected to be 'tutting' all the way through - it being a Sellars domain, but it was reasonably funny. Not side splitting, but funny. Kudos to Martin for having the balls to attempt the near-impossible though.

Watched Pink Panther with Steve Martin last night. Not bad. I expected to be 'tutting' all the way through - it being a Sellars domain, but it was reasonably funny. Not side splitting, but funny. Kudos to Martin for having the balls to attempt the near-impossible though.

Watched Pink Panther with Steve Martin last night. Not bad. I expected to be 'tutting' all the way through - it being a Sellars domain, but it was reasonably funny. Not side splitting, but funny. Kudos to Martin for having the balls to attempt the near-impossible though.

NFOMSL Was it Jackie Chan who was going to buy some paint of Kenny Snr?? Dunno why, but I get a Pike (Dad's Army) feeling about Dan

1. Thinks the signature above /\ is BOOL SHEET ! 2. Nearly 12 hrs on the go now and just 1hr and 19 mins 20 seconds until I'm off (not that I'm coontin like) 3. I have lost about 10lbs in weight over the last six weeks I'm positively waif-like 4. Bit pissed off, no really pissed off, with me job at the moment. Funny how things change so quickly. 5. Haven't spoken to a female, face to face, in six weeks now Boy, she's gonna get the wax blown out of her ears when I get back!

'Lids off if you love the Toon' or 'Come an' cadaver go if you think you're hard enough' Je suis wept!

congrats Ritchie Can I give you any advice? Non, apart from if she ever complains that you love football more than her (as mrs hips has said on more than one occassion) reassure her with the FACT! that she's a close second The drinks are on Gemmill.

Ah, but! What are two of the most famous words in French?? JE SUIS !!!!!! It's a corruption of JESUS, JE-SUS !! Jesus is in France and after a while he decides to introduce himself to a few of the natives. 'hiya' he says, and points to himself 'Jesus' again 'Jesus'. Now the locals at that time don't have any language of course so they haven't got a scooby what he's on about. So they just try and mimic what he is saying. 'Jey zzuz' they say (caus they're not used to talking) 'Jay sux' then all of a sudden 'Je suis'. At this they just go mental jumping around shouting their new words to each other and completely ignoring Jesus. The beginning of modern French. See, he was in France after all !!!!

Discussed this with my colleagues. This lad Jesus. He knaas he's gonna come back to life, right? So what does he do beforehand? He does what every self-respecting bloke who knows he's gonna get killed then come back to life would do - he insures himself up to the fucking hilt, man!!! Probably in the region of a couple of million Roman sistursees (sp). So he's on the cross thinking ' Aye, it's a bit sore, but I fucking knaa (who can honestly say he didn't talk like that?) I'm not gonna die. Shit' So he has to insult the Roman guard to kill him with his spear. Something like ' hey ya ginga hermer, you're just a Roman Mackem' or some such like. The Roman takes great umbrage and spears Jesus - dead. Now Jesus is pronounced dead and taken to the cave. Meanwhile, Mrs Jesus, Mary Magdelaine (sp) goes and collects the dosh. She then goes round to the Garden of Getseminal and gets him out the cave, they sail off up the Med, buy France and live there happily ever after...........Sorted! Dan Brown, it's over to you.