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Far better than £50 and a photo of SO's dick!

Get yourself an overcoat and stand on Manc-mag's shoulders. Should just about do it! 116892[/snapback] But isn't the minimum height to be a constable 5' 9" ?? 116898[/snapback] 6ft2 in my stocking'd feet, sunshine! 116903[/snapback] I have fantasised about you in your stockings! 116905[/snapback] 116915[/snapback] That's just wrong, Cath - just plain WRONG!! For that, I will send you a photo....

I just had this image of Durham's town square being full of reprobates off here tomorrow, standing around trying to look all nonchalant-like and inconspicuous waiting for the sting.

Get yourself an overcoat and stand on Manc-mag's shoulders. Should just about do it! 116892[/snapback] But isn't the minimum height to be a constable 5' 9" ?? 116898[/snapback] 6ft2 in my stocking'd feet, sunshine! 116903[/snapback] I have heard about you in your stockings!

Well, as seems to be all the rage these days, I was just about to send a pic of me cock! Decisions, decisions.

Get yourself an overcoat and stand on Manc-mag's shoulders. Should just about do it! 116892[/snapback] But isn't the minimum height to be a constable 5' 9" ??

*adopts Leslie Phillips accent* Well helloooooooo, Delia

I think he was dead when he did the programme. tbh.

She's just a greedy skank who has no intention of letting anyone shag her - just as well I reckon - and the temptation of getting the £50 would surely be too much for her to ignore? A treasure hunt sounds good 116830[/snapback] I'm inclined to agree (and I'd hope that was the case actually, rather than the even sadder alternative)...but the one thing that doesnt quite fit that scenario is the bit about her requesting pics of SMO's cock? Unless he just made that bit up of course, to post pics of his cock. 116848[/snapback] She defo asked like, ask the mags i forwarded him the photo & txt. I 116864[/snapback] Of your cock? 116868[/snapback] This could be the start of a beautiful friendship tbh. 116870[/snapback] Oooh, will Cilla need a new 'at'???

Just don't leave them anywhere near any drains - the skinny bint could fall down the fucker.

He should have just told her he would leave a pic of his knob in the envelope. Rather than leave a pic of his, he could have left one of Wacky's - a passport-size photo would have done!

American Institute of Gloryhunters

Errrr, I'm not going ape Rob. I'd just really rather Middlesboro didn't win the UEFA Cup if it's all the same to you. Whether we've had the class, the players or the manager is utterly irrelevant. 116833[/snapback] Gemmil, shut up man. You're a laughing stock. Get a grip! 116836[/snapback] I feel so ashamed. I've let us all down. 116837[/snapback] *catches his eye and then looks away in disgust*

She's just a greedy skank who has no intention of letting anyone shag her - just as well I reckon - and the temptation of getting the £50 would surely be too much for her to ignore? A treasure hunt sounds good

*smoothes hair and sits up straight*

Believe me, I've got better things to do tomorrow than to travel to Durham to pick up Monopoly money. 116809[/snapback] well I aint! Could somebody PM me her number?, Ive got a canny plan for gold on this one (and Im a tad bothered that the other lads are going to bottle it ) 116814[/snapback] I bet I'm not the only one who believes you actually do! I can just see you, Toplass and Radgina tappy-lapping down to Durham dressed as God-knows-what for some classic sting

Just what I was thinking. If only her parents knew!

1. How do you know he wasn't there, do you scrutinise everyone who gets inside SJP? 2. What the fuck are you gonna do about it if someone has made it up? 115085[/snapback] 1. Yes 2. I'm gonna make them look foolish. 115561[/snapback] I think I may ask to accept the blame on this one, Id hate to miss what tomfoolery he has planned. Shittin mesel tbh 116584[/snapback] You probably already have his number from 1471

She's a fuckin' stick insect tbbh. Never mind, though, you must try to carry out the sting. Oh, and by the way, if you are lifted by Durham's finest......you aint seen me, right!

Would it be treacherous to want Boro to win tonight? Anyway, I couldn't care less. Come on Basle.

Agreed. If they don't go through with it then we will have to get T27 to do something really zany to make them feel really foolish. and ashamed. and everyone will laugh at them. and.point. and. and.

thought that was going to be a comment. Why did you use a smillie ? Can't you express yourself properly or something ? 116565[/snapback] Well, I nearly didn't respond but I thought I had better. Actions, they say (whoever 'they' are), speak louder than words. Your insult to HTT was rather strong I thought, and, rather than try to say so in words, I decided to put two smilies, which are infinitely quicker than typing my surprise at your comment. EDIT: reading through the drivel I have just written probably means that you were right all along in my inability to express myself properly!

Ferkin scousers will nick anything these days 116556[/snapback] Youse are paying a pound for every day she's been legal 116558[/snapback] Trouble is, the tightarses around here are not exactly falling over themselves with the cash to see what happens I would love to help, no, really I would, but my war pension doesn't stretch that far.

Ferkin scousers will nick anything these days

She was probably outside in the gutter drinking a bottle of meths (allegedly).