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Can't believe anyone falls for these 'Headlines'!! When you see me post 'I FUCKIN' TOLD YOU SO!' you will know that we finally do have our new manager and Hiddink is in the seat - with, I might add, a press conference to follow

Is this the story about Newcastle being the windiest city? Heard it on TalkSport this morning. Think I'll have a curry tonight EDIT: what a lazy bastard am I?? couldn't even be bothered to click the link!

Unless, of course, you're applying to join the porn industry? When I did, I just sent a pic of the weapon:) Didn't get the job though

Sherla is an enigma. Sometimes he looks fantastic yet others just crap. I wonder what Wenger could make of him?

I agree with Rob. As long as the information is well presented your own one will be just as good imo.

Went to see it yesterday. Pretty good apart from the last ten minutes which were just crap tbbh Agree on ms Foster's pins though

Back of the queue son, back of the queue, I currently owe 2 houses, £57,634.05 (the 5 pence was Chris's out of his giro), a Ford Capri, 3 kidneys and a left testicle (after Lovejoy stated that hed give his left bollock if he came) 114646[/snapback] Class!

Blonde kid: 'I knew I shouldn't have put that ad in The Star'

And that thread started by someone who registered this morning confirms what exactly? FFS! 114634[/snapback] whoever it is is a bastid of the highest order, hes put back all the good work done by proper fans by months even years, at this rate we're stuck with either Steve Bruce or Jimmy Nail. Shepherds going to go apeshit when he hears this. Black day I tell you black day. 114635[/snapback] And don't forget all the toon fans who will have given up their jobs upon hearing Hitzfeld was at the match. Shame on whoever! 114640[/snapback] Don't forget P/P owes me a house (I put the one I'm in now on a bet) and a complete set of life savings (£127.35) if he doesn't come!

And that thread started by someone who registered this morning confirms what exactly? FFS! 114634[/snapback] Exactly what I was thinking! Just been over and seen the post was started by a newbie. Probably a Mackem WUM who is probably pissing themselves at the youth club creaming themselves at the prospect. FFS!!!

Time to give up your undertaker's job???

nuff said!

They're untrustworthy. They tell you to take the high road whilst they take the low road, knowing full well that that is the shorter route and will take them less time to get to Scotland.

Happy Days!

Why do people assume that these tickets are going to lads intent on causing trouble??? I don't know of any trouble associated with Celtic fans at a testimonial. I would guess that they just want to come to Newcastle - if they don't live around here to start with - have a night out and take in a friendly game of football. As someone has pointed out, there are arseholes associated with both Glasgow teams but the vast majority are good people - like the majority of NUFC fans are. Let's not jump hasty assumptions, eh?

I doubt anyone could beat that story!!!!!!!!!!

Didn't Rob W's chick Paula need to stop and have a gush during a race recently?

It's a jungle up there. 113957[/snapback] Plenty of blacks? 114225[/snapback] 114321[/snapback] Missing one of these I'm sure. 114350[/snapback] Aye. Sima being all non-controversial and that. 114360[/snapback] He's a vicar I believe.

Has anyone mentioned when you have a stray pubic hair caught (unknowingly) right across your jap's eye ( a bit like the wire across the apple on Golden Shot - Golden shot is not a pun by the way ) and when the flow starts you have a two-jetted stream?? It can go anywhere under these circumstances

It was dark, and I don't speak a lot of Spanish so didn't know Hierren (is it? ) for the bogs. I haven't done it since, I swear, no matter how drunk I've been - and BOY have I been drunk on the odd occasion

I am not proud of this: I was in a bar in Bilbao once with colleagues on the piss. I was skull-fucked and, as always, I know what I am doing but can't stop myself. Anyway, I was dying for a piss and asked the lads where the bog was. 'Upstairs' I was told. I staggered upstairs and along this corridor but couldn't see where the fuck the toilet was. Sooooooooooo, as I was absolutely bursting I had to get it out and let loose Spanish waiter comes up, sees me and 'No. NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' I was in heaven and couldn't stop. I finished, staggered downstairs to the lads and told them what had happened. The staff behind the bar were pointing at us (or me, in particular) and I advised the boys that I thought we had better leave; we did. I'm surprised I didn't get us into more trouble This was many moons ago, and as I said, I'm not proud of myself

Please tell me that the link is not one of 'pork sword'???(insert being sick smiley)

Women who actually do know about football must shake their heads when they read tripe like that as it puts the neanderthal thoughts that all females know jack-shit about the game right back to the fore. But, she has managed to form a debate so will no doubt be a happy bunny

Mr angry has now turned to mr softie!!!! Preferred the blackout!!!!

This thread is nothing short of a disgrace. Eight pages about some slapper who supposedly advertises 'services' by hand-written letters inside newspapers?? Something wrong with you lot, seriously wrong. Have you no consciences?? Do you not feel ashamed? And then the pic has her tits covered!!!!!!!!!!! How do you think an old fucker like me now feels?????????????