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Biggest balls in the premiership by all accounts - in fact it's the sheer size of 'em which prevents him running around as much as he used to, maybe Mrs S needs to get her marigolds on a bit more 112098[/snapback]

Knowing NUFC it was probably someone called Henry Pires

Some information for you that you can bore your friends with: Wogan has several wigs, each having differing lengths of 'hair' to try to fool the public that he actually has hair and it is growing normally When he gets his remaining hair cut, he goes back to the shortest length wig and works up gradually to the one when it is time to go to the barbers again. Sad, or what? That's a FACT! by the way.

Then again, surely a proper victim of badly mismanaged luck?

Likes golf, eh? I can recommend a good article he should read!

Neither. A right tit.

Exactly how hard did you attempt to leave this thread alone? Just couldn't resist it in the end, could you?

Seconded. NO SMILEY.

I'm being totally serious here, but is Seinfeld the one with the yorkshire lass in?? If so, it is absolute shite. She started off years ago with a minor role and then turned into some sort of dizzy lass to get some laughs, if I'm not mistaken. Shite of the highest order.

yawn. surely you must be allowed back on N-O ??

Depends on which type of magazine you're advertising having good O and A levels

Neither. He was finally described as a left-outer!

Why don't you just be his bitch on here for a while? 111780[/snapback] He must be missing the frequent "Great post HTT!" to be fair. He has to work for it a bit more over here. 111783[/snapback] Yous all love me really, I'm the light of your existences in cyber-world, without me, yous would be nothing. This place would die a death, too perpetual, too snobby. In fact, without me, this place wouldn't even exist at all. I am, you could say, your creator. Taylor27, I'm staying ower here now. My work is done on N.O - this place clearly needs me more and being the type of guy I am, I will help Toontastic get out of it's perpetual tbh/lol/wtf/semantics/clit rubbing lets all ejaculate together rut it festers in. I shall draw in new members with my amazing knowledge of NUFC, my booker-prize winning writing skills and my amazing ability to attract flies to the shit I spout. The whole Hitzfeld hoax thing, this phoney forum wars thing, just an elaborate sting to get me banned from N.O so they could have me all to themselves. This is my new home. 111803[/snapback] This place actually doesn't really exist. It is just a hoax from peasepud to take the piss out of N-O. 111813[/snapback]

HBTY, HBTY, HB....DMH, HBTY

The barometer I use is when channel 4 (let's face it, it usually is channel 4 who are responsible most of the time) come out with: 'The programme that swept America'. That usually means it is not worth watching. Pity I can't persuade my son about these shitty shows! Maybe I should check his wardrobe for man bags??

Shit!! I just assumed that was a Peasepud wind-up.

Was at a party standing talking with Mrs hips and one of her female colleagues about my daughter having Sweet or Just 17 or summit like that. Anyway, I told the wife's colleague that I had a look and there were articles about all sorts of stuff, including how to give blow jobs. I then went on, without thinking, to say that kids are getting 'it' shoved down their throats these days!!!

Cos I'd knock you into next week tbh honest!! 111616[/snapback] No need to damage your knuckles on me, mate, I will just lie down and claim defeat.

Yes, I know, crap title (might get a job on the Sahn tho). Anyway, I see he limped off after four minutes during the reserve game against Villa (?) with an ankle injury. Does that mean he wont play against Spurs?? (insert sarcastic 'worried' smiley)

Think I'm the only man in europe who hasn't shagged her tbh

Was watching up to that point. What a wanker. Not just for his supposed 'revulsion' of the toon top in his house, but for his outlook on life. A complete and utter tit of the highest order.

She's aaaalreet, I s'pose, but I wouldn't fight you for her.

Off to Google I go....

A shot from inside Ulrika Johnson's fanny??

Was it not the Ginola signing that was the sweetener from PSG? Of course Ginola was only 2nd choice behind John Salako... 111590[/snapback] Aye, you could be right there. One of them anyway!