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'Get your mask in' !!!!!????????????WTF????????

Fear. Plain and simple. With 'the turbanator' and Kumble bowling, England always had the chance of collapse. What was necessary was to keep plodding away and taking time up. If India had got in with two or so hours left this evening and managed to crack 50 -60 runs off then they could well have fancied giving the win a go tomorrow. When tomorrow comes (I'm sure there's a song there somewhere) we only have Hogg, flintoff and Anderson worth anything in respect of decent bowling - Udal and Panesaar (sp) just don't frighten anybody. Once the medium-quicks have tired then India are in easy street. Oh, and was it The Eurythmics that had that line in one of their songs??

What have you heard that makes you come out with the 'O'Neill is getting closer..' comment?

Way to go Sherla! Only fifteen more to go, according to the 'proper' manager. Obsessed??

Moyes is a red herring imo. Or a ginga (dare I say it) snake, when you look at his eyes. Dreamt up by the gutter press after a piss-up I reckon. Even if it were true, Moyes would not leave Everton to come here - no chance. Put ya money on Allerdyce.

Rumour has it that she still classes it as her proudest moment in life, so far Oh, and T-keith, I have been waiting for your return for what seems like an eternity. Welcome home, we..elcome. Come on in, and close the door. (as the song goes)

Where did that come from, Gol?

Photo obviously taken on Whitley Bay beach. She is just another pair of tits in amongst all the other tasty chicks there, which explains why I hadn't realised she liked to bathe there. *makes a note to introduce himself next time down on the sands*

Another hard luck story of someone being so misunderstood. I feel a bit sad for Mr Humble that life has not been so kind to him. Let him rot in hell. Scumbag.

Have never understood the Uma Thurman fuss and bother tbh. As for huge thumbs, Hasn't Cameron Diaz got alarmingly long toes? I still would like, naturally. 108557[/snapback] Aye, Uma Thurman has never really done owt for me either. Altough she does have ample chebbage. 108559[/snapback] She does actually now you come to mention it. Decepetively so in fact, probably cos she's so tall??? Tall girls dont do owt for me generally though. Give me a throw-about any day of the week tbh 108561[/snapback] Aye, Midget Gem man myself. 108562[/snapback] What, Gemmil's smaller twin brother????

Only Quinny would do something like that... 108555[/snapback] Quite a reversal these days!

Nice one, nice one. Thank fuck we didn't pay a lot of money for him We seem to be getting stung time and time again in recent years. Marcelino, Viana, Luque, Boumsong. Had we bought, for example only, Upson, Bent (Charlton Bent), Boateng, we would have got value for money. Not exactly the creme de la creme of football talent, but at least we wouldn't have felt raped by the purchase of them which is how I feel now.

Great read.

First, get that lass busker's (outside Barker and Stonehouse) guitar and smash it into small pieces. A little parafin and a zippo lighter. There, should burn easily. Sorry, I haven't really got a clue - as you have no doubt guessed.

'I'll tell you ONE more time Boum, just don't give any stupid mistakes away or...' OR: 'Boum, the tall skinny one - he's behind you!'

THAT P/P is exactly the point. They only keep banging on about Bellamy to maintain the diatribe against Souness imo. They have both gone now, so let's just move on eh?

I see Geoff Hoon is going to be on Jonathan Dimbleby's show today. Is there a more slick, greasy, slimey politician out there than him? Doubt it. Waste of time having him on trying to ask him questions on Labour donations - no answers worth listening to whatsoever. *makes a note to put Geoff Hoon on the 'poeple you most want to punch' list, behind Jamie Oliver and Davina McCall*

Yeah, back to the freezing north east...and lovin' it tbh

Rumour has it that some people actually believed he (Blair) is a socialist

Thanks for the report on the Jonny Cash film. I was debating whether or not to go and see it but will now go (some time).

Only joking. I have me leopard-skin thong on!

Here's a quick routine that I've been working on: *does some pretty ropey jive dance that would make Lionel Blair look positively butch!! * Ah well, would have been better if I had had some clothes on!

Went to see Lucky Number Slevin last night. Still more angry about the brain-dead lass sitting behind me which clouds my ability to tell you whether it was good or not Average I would say. Some clever dialogue at times and some good humour but not exactly rivetting.

*tries to look really cool* Hi girls. Mwah xx

Fully intended to come and fill you all full of alcohol at my expense but, alas, I don't have a ticket for the game. Such a shame. Ahh well, maybe next time?