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Haven't laughed so much in ages. Still would though.

Jings, that black girl wouldn't half give a vigorous hand job Probably snap the thing off!

We should just give him his head.

Make a good bet - Loser goes down a badger sett

There seem to be a few Jimmy two-times in this thread. There seem to be a few Jimmy two-times in this thread.

After all the abuse on here, nailed on now for Sherla to score the winner.

My new girlfriend, so back off!

Hum-dinger of a game at Plainmoor: Torquay Utd 3 - 3 Rotherham.

If only he'd had his hands behind his head...

LOVE IT! Lovin' your avatar too. Top stuff. That's real sex appeal. A good lookin' lass wearing a see-through black bra (I do love that contrast) with the straps down. Majestic stuff. If she played her cards right..... I'd just like to point out that Jethro Tull were totally fucking shit. I wish someone had stuck that flute up his arse a long time ago, the stupid hippy. Well, Kitman, your ridiculous opinions were obviously the reason you were reported....and ultimately deported

Such sad news.

I've only one thing to say........you're off to Boot Camp!

LOVE IT! Lovin' your avatar too. Top stuff. That's real sex appeal. A good lookin' lass wearing a see-through black bra (I do love that contrast) with the straps down. Majestic stuff. If she played her cards right.....

Did you teach them all they know when it comes to sawing a lady in half Snakey?

Bent and Best are practically the same. would you rather be bent or best? there's a question to ponder.

You lot are a bunch of tiny-minded individuals making fun of this sad, sad tale. Black armbands at Wist 'am today?

I take it this isn't the first time Given has played against us since he moved to win all those trophys?

What Newcastle United need is a Paul Daniels or David Copperfield type of guy in the physio room. If them fuckers can saw a lady into three and have her runnin' around good as new in a matter of minutes think what good they could do for injured footballers .

And as he'll be playing on the left side, his two right knees wont be needed so much so he'll probably be back in a week or so. Sawtid. 100%

Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Mag, when are you coming back? Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Mag, why dontcha hurry back? My arms are missing you, my lips feel the same way too Great, GREAT, song

This has got 3 or 4 nil to them written all over it. Therefore, I'm going 2 - 2.

Look, EVERYONE who's on D'MAN's list is under suspicion. We're doing it alphabetically. Problem is, D'MAN's list starts with S

That's young for a CEO Bet she's a right S*ag. Mind you, I wouldn't fuck it with yours tbh. Bit of a 5 o'clock shadow on her upper lip there.

Welcome, btw. We'll get back to you - we're just busy destroying a Norwegian wrong 'un right now.

Heaven's above. It will save us a lot of time if you just tell us you're either Paul Wyn or Deano and then fuck off.