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Someone tell me to go for a shower. I've been sitting here bathed in me own stinking sweat for half an hour after me bit work out earlier (Hey, ye divvent get the body of Adonis - like wot I have - just sittin' and eatin and drinkin all day). *insert handsome, toned, flexing muscles - rippling muscles at that - smiley*

I think he's referring to Jan '12, where, history tells us it will be even more difficult to get the top striker we need. I fear NUFC wont have the top striker for a whole season.

Fuck off, it wasn't nearly enough, you tight-fisted cunterhead. *slams secret forum door in his face, not knowing how much he actually donated* EDIT: And thinking of it a bit more, you're now on D'Man's list.

Why did you not say owt then? The key word is 'almost'. He's very cannily inserted that word in a huge amount of posts lately, purely as a get out clause because he knows we know he didn't say it from day one. Our Leazes could almost be mistaken for a lawyer

Firstly, let me say I'm not stepping into Team Positive's paddling pool just yet. However, just imagine this: bar three second half goals in the final game of last season; this year's accounts (which we aint going to see 'til next year unfortunately) possibly seeing us break even; a decent striker aquired to compliment a reasonably good transfer window (Christ, what were they thinking? For a couple of million more they would have done a canny job). If those three things had/were actually gone in our favour, we would be looking at a completely different picture today.

tbh, we could probably type out the answers now without the need of Lambsliver even opening his gob.

So that's not much debt then? Given that he's hung like a chinese mouse.

What you see is what you get.

Too late, it's, er, went!

Now that Freddie Flintoff has called it a day, I guess you're right. And, I have to say, to a certain extent, the recently retired Inzimam Ul Haq (not the greatest of batsmen, but there was just a certain aura about which made him compulsive viewing. For me, anyway).

I was imagining the hair tied back; teacher's cape and morar board on; black stockings and whip in hand. Nice

[ a bit of a tit with nothing much to say about anything ] Exhibition? no idea wtf you are harping on about kiddah [bookmarked]

I reckon Barton will be fairly restrained tbh. The last folk he wants to piss off in his righteous quest will be Newcastle fans. Like the mackem and Fulham games we bucked the trend so I'm going to stay with my logical thinking i.e. it all points to a win for us so therefore (NUFC tradition dictates) we will lose. 2 - 1 to them.

Mike Ashley intends to buy Sky. He'll then change his name to Mike Ashskyly.

Why d'ya think I'm so fucking eager for Keving to stay ????????? There can't be that many ahead of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 Aye, forgot about you. Fuck off, Keveen.

What, a sacking followed by a manager giving us the most fantastic years in recent memory????

There are probably only 15 questions received that aren't riddled with multiple expletives. Seriously though, what is the fucking point of this exercise? Inane, drivelling questions responded by inane drivelling answers.

Why d'ya think I'm so fucking eager for Keving to stay ????????? There can't be that many ahead of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

What? No it isn't. In fact if anything he doesn't get enough stick. He's got 7821 posts; yet can you remember a single salient, intelligent point he's made out about anything that isn't curry and cheese? Funnily enough, I was just going to edit my post in respect of his liking to chinese curry and cheese. I had intended to say that his dietry habits are one step from being a mackem, so we must take that into consideration for his odd behaviour. Anyway, his uni thread was worth reading. Apart from that......

Thats what i hate on here, you all dont realise how big of losers you are. He says something not even remotely funny and along comes a little bitch (in this case, and in most, its you) trying to echo what he said. Craig how can you not see how pathetic you can be? Craig getting served up on a platter by kev, oh ho ho ho, loser. I said something a while ago to 69J (yes I know it's J69, but in some oddball way I find it funny the wrong way round, OKAY) which applies to you: I have a great deal of admiration for you for sticking around. The amount of stick you get is unwarranted, yet you still have the mettal to come back for more. Good on ya. So being a racist, irritating, sorry excuse for a WUM doesn't warrant the stick he gets? The kid deserves the abuse he gets for his trend-setting haircut alone. No, though I wasn't aware of that tbh. The haircut, that is. I don't really care about the first bit (if you are being sincere about it) as he's only 18-ish and I get the feeling we weren't all perfect at that age.

I PAID UP YOU BUNCH OF CUNTS SO THEIR U TOTAL LOSERS ANYONE WANT THERE GARDEN DOING EDIT:

Thats what i hate on here, you all dont realise how big of losers you are. He says something not even remotely funny and along comes a little bitch (in this case, and in most, its you) trying to echo what he said. Craig how can you not see how pathetic you can be? Craig getting served up on a platter by kev, oh ho ho ho, loser. I said something a while ago to 69J (yes I know it's J69, but in some oddball way I find it funny the wrong way round, OKAY) which applies to you: I have a great deal of admiration for you for sticking around. The amount of stick you get is unwarranted, yet you still have the mettal to come back for more. Good on ya.

The problem with all these statistics is the relegation. One one hand the income, apart from player sales, was down, yet attendances were up due to folk wanting to see a winning team. It's that last part which should be the real focus of attention to the fat lad iyam.

That was my first thought They were counting. He was doing it as part of a £50 bet for the Bobby Robson Foundation. The other guy on the bet was just getting lubed up ready for his 'assault' on his cock when the tragedy happened. A sad business.