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You're right there, D'MAN

He's no Paul Wynn like.

Really not that amusing to non IT people Who's the fat kid in your avatar hot shot? CT in his shed innit.

Stop derailing the thread, you quisling.

They're not allowed to, are they? Wasn't there bother when Chelsea had conducted their own tests on Mutu? I suppose they could conduct them anyway like but given medicals are conducted as a transfer is going through, would they get the results in time anyway? Fuck me, I didn't know that. A multi, multi million pound 'investment' and attention to such detail isn't allowed. Blyme.

Mon o syll a bic Just be cause End off

So a club buys a player and DOESN'T conduct a D & A test?? Seriously?? If that is the case, I'd be staggered.

Sorry to hear about your ordeal, Craig. Well you will shop at Asda!!! Stiletto heels, you say????

So sorry to hear that.

I'm reminded of an early 70's song called Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep. The lyrics may, or may not, have gone something like this: Where's Assmoah Gyan, where's Assmoah Gyan? Little baby Don, little baby Don Far far awaaaaaaaaaaaaay Far far awaaaaaaaaaaaaay Last night I heard Brewsie singin' a song Oooowee, cheesy chips and wheez keeze Woke up this mornin' and Assmoah had gone Oooowee, cheesy chips and wheez keeze (yes, I'm aware it's not Assmoah, but artistic license, my boy, artistic license)

Great stuff, WM . Have to say that hearing folk get a job is one of my favourite things .

Yer Matey's a bottle of fun You slips me in the bath I'm loved by everyone I'm always good for a laugh

Don't come between me and Mikey. Je t'aime.

Ohhhh, c'mon over here Mikeybaby, I wanna smear lard all over yer baahdee. Ooooh, do you want it, Mikey? Do you? Give it to me first, oh big one.

Is that his g/f ? Foxy little minx. Probably got her NUFC lingerie on anarl. No, I wouldn't. Nah, no. Narrrr, no chance. Welllllllllllllllllllll...

BBC Sport website saying this is in the Metro: Newcastle United have launched a new line of lingerie for their female supporters, which features French knickers in a tribute to Yohan Cabaye, Mehdi Abeid, and Sylvain Marveaux - the trio of stars they signed from Ligue 1 clubs in the summer. Fuck me, it's the shite you would expect from The Tit.

Was just going to say, I can remember the radio advert for the caravans there. There's a distant bell ringing in my head, but I can't place it yet.

Have to admit I was expecting 'injured in training' or some such when I opened this.

I don't think I've ever been to Birtley, like Other than double shootings, have I missed much?

Ya cannit beat a good Fisting

Only cups we're gonna see as Newcastle supporters. Take the bra off and there's two extra points we'll have. Fnarr, fnarr, fnarr

Team picked by a committee I think. Yeah, that's what I thought too. Hmmm, does that invalidate a lot of the list then?

Is she indeed? Wouldn't happen to know her number by any chance, would you?

Did NUFC have an actual 'manager' before the late 40's or 50's ? Someone ask Rob W. Re Jim Smith. Bought Pav and, if I'm not mistaken, Andy Hunt (brought him from non-league iirc). Speaking of Andy Hunt, I shouted out once "Andy fucking Cunt!" following some ballsup, and this young lass of around 15 who was standing in front of me turned around and said "He's not a cunt....I like him." Anyway, I digress.

I really hope you've showered by now! I thought that Adonis-like figure just came naturally to you anyway By the time you posted I was clean as a whistle And, to get you and the other chicks drooling, I had doused myself in Hai Karate talcum powder and after shave Come and get me.