snakehips

aye agreed, I'm the first to say that you can turn a blind eye to certain things and manage different personalities, if players perform on the pitch, but there is always an exception. And this is it. I beat wor lass up yesterday I got up at nine she had a lie in. Though we both know life is so much easier if they're kept in their place. And, deep down, I suspect they actually like being knocked about a bit.

The game v QPR is in Shepherd's Bush, Alex.However, I was a bit staggered when Pud posted the attendance v Arsenal earlier. First game of the season. Versus Arsenal. And it wasn't a full house?? Staggering, on the telly or not. So it is If it tops 30k, I'll be amazed Remember that Cole/Beardley goal there? Fucking superb. Aye, fucking magic. Edit: 93/94? Was it a Sunday tea-time? You're probably right about the details - they were wearing the new promotion shirts (probably just pip the grandad collar ones in class, for me). It was a Sky game (fairly sure I've got the tape of it at home).

The game v QPR is in Shepherd's Bush, Alex.However, I was a bit staggered when Pud posted the attendance v Arsenal earlier. First game of the season. Versus Arsenal. And it wasn't a full house?? Staggering, on the telly or not. So it is If it tops 30k, I'll be amazed Remember that Cole/Beardley goal there? Fucking superb.

I hope there aren't too many folk at the funeral as we wouldn't like the Bishop to get bashed.

The game v QPR is in Shepherd's Bush, Alex. However, I was a bit staggered when Pud posted the attendance v Arsenal earlier. First game of the season. Versus Arsenal. And it wasn't a full house?? Staggering, on the telly or not.

I don't know if it's true or false, but there's a lad on N-O who says he's seen a Direct Spots sign on the inside of the crossbars at SJP so that when an incident/goal is shown from the camera in the net the advert is shown. Until I see it for myself, or have it confirmed on here, I am reticent to condemn it but if it is in fact true it will be just magnificent

Very nice I'm sure. Switched it off after three minutes. Are you sure it's not the 'comedian' Alan Carr in drag without the gegs??

I'd rather drink me tea after straining it through the gusset of a pair of LardAsh's soiled skiddies.

Anyone who criticises another's political stance is a dick imo. Everyone thinks they have the right answer, but no one actually does. The truth is the world is all interlinked with each other, so on our own, we can't make all the horridness go away - just like every other country can't have it all hunky dory without each other having a good/reasonable time of it also. The arab states which have rebelled are expecting things to change. They wont. And when the realisation dawns on them, the radicals will take over. The Israelis are demonstrating against the cost of living; what are they going to do, magically make things cheaper without any consequences to the State ? And on and on and on it goes.

If you were the only girl in the world And I was the only boy Nothing else would matter in the world today We could go on loving in the same old way etc Just been watching 'In Which We Serve' this afternoon They were singing it in the liferaft after their ship was sunk.

Like with Adele's moozik, I've never seen Twin Peaks. I must have been at home some time when it's been on, but it's never really persuaded me to watch it. If it had sent me an e-mail along the lines of 'hey, please watch me' I might have tuned in, but it never so I never

Is there anyone out there who, like me, hasn't heard one of her songs? I've heard of her, and her success, but never heard one of her ditties. I don't suppose I'm missing much.

The problem with 'buy cheap and sell at a profit' policy is the team will have virtually no continuity - there will always be players being sold at every transfer window. Any player who shows improvement will be sold after three years, hence the reason for giving five-year contracts. In order for a 'hidden gem' to stay he will want bigger bucks - something I doubt he would get.

However childish that may seem, it's an EXCELLENT idea. The fat bloke would be absolutely seething.

Nowt to do with me Snakehips, the devious old dog! I do eat lots of pineapple

...and you shall go to the ball, Cinderella! Seriously though, I was wondering whether you had updated your 'Toonland' (copyright, the tit) top. The image I have of you wearing nought but your Newcastle United shirt was getting a bit dated. I can just about imagine you in that orange number, though a black and white one would have been better

"cunter belly" *shakes head but chuckles, none the less*

Good idea... I’ve talked a bit (OK, ranted a lot) about fighting back and see this as a small opportunity to do just that. Not by asking searching questions but by asking 12 questions as banal as Tecato’s pizza topping. It’s not like any searching questions are going to get anything other than the usual spin cycle, might as well take the piss out of the latest PR stunt organised by the EC. Show them were not quite the thickos they take us for. Even though I'm not Twittered up, I like this idea. Are you thinking banal, as in pizza topping, or tangential, like his view on how the Libya situation will impact the Serie A? Being a cockney, does he like jellied eels?

Good idea. You grab the lads in that homoerotic way you like and I'll get the chicks Mr Octopus hands strikes again

Oh, it's you. I thought it was Wacky making it. Fuck off you tax-evading, pin table gaylord, OOT dullard etc

How d'ya like your bacon sarnie, Del ? Come to think of it, there's not much point in asking anything else as this exercise is a complete waste of time. Maybe ask him if he's in need of some garden landscaping?

Hmmm, Leon Best with Cordone hair style. There's an image to conjure

Yeah there's been some barbed comments and I didn't really like his name being on display - though if you put your website on your profile you're fair game in certain respects. However, if he does come up with the donation he will come through all this with a lot of respect and a lot of folk will look at him through a different light. It's his call, but I think he can only gain, and gain in a massive way, if he makes the donation.

I was thinking about the demise of Danny Baker's sausage-sandwich-game (as you do), and got to thinking of bacon sarnies. Now this is very scientific, so I want you to be honest with the survey (It's going to be published in Lancet. Maybe), so I don't want you all to just say Green Party. Okay. Most folk enjoy a bacon sarnie (I can hear your stomachs rumbling), and there is always the 'right' way to have them, but how do you like them? Back or Streaky - Streaky for me Rind on or off - See above, so not much rind already on it. Smoked or Unsmoked - Unsmoked for me Fried or grilled - Grilled for me. Lightly cooked or well done - As near to cremated as possible for me - just going to the brittle state. Bread or buns - Prefer buns, but will slum it with bread if there's no fresh buns. Butter on your bread/buns or naked - A very light skim of butter on my buns for me. Sauce - red, brown, or none - For me, it has to be none. Sauce on a bacon sarnie is just plain wrong to me. I'd also like to hear from our veggie friends - have you ever been tempted, or actually sucumbed, to falling off the vegetable lifestyle for a bacon sarnie? Be honest now!

HBTY, HBTY, HBDL.................HBTY