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Erect.com ?? Stick it up missus oo-er. That's a 'shop job, yeah?

"IT'S ONLY A SPONSOR" ;) :lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: How much do you think NUFC is getting for these displays??? Probably no more than a few balls of edam fucking cheese.

Firstly, when do I receive my chocolate? Secondly, am I the only one who got TWO invites? I would expect so, given my importance. Thirdly, someone tell me to bother and actually have a fucking look at the new fangled thang.

Preliminary list was before his flounce i couldn't be arsed to change it/didn't notice and the reason iirc he got picked at all was along the lines "he's a pedantic picky shite" which is handy for such things. He'll see he has a private message when he opens his e-mail account. He'll then think he's wanted back. Just for good order, why not send him another message telling him to stay away (that's a polite, Whitley Bay way of saying it )

Obertime. Time and a half.

Of course. All batteries have longer life if you keep them warm The torch is a bit of a trouble though (them 6v power packs are some size).

The wee peppercorn.

Not far out, according to .com. If I had bothered my arse by getting a calculator out I would have been closer no doubt.

Was Mark Norwegian ?

Nyet. Cream. Trivia off

Don't fret, pet. No one else knows what the fuck is going on also.

Reminds me of a happy 3-1 win at Bolton to be fair. I know where you're coming from, but no where near our 10 worst shirts ever. Reminds me of an away game at Hillsborough. Could've been the first away of the season? Ginola scored at the Kop end? My memory could be playing tricks on me though. Got that shirt at home and the shorts (love them; great quality and great colour) I've actually got them here with me. Not in the least bit surprised you liked the shorts colour Snakey. Hide the stains well? I say! What about my recollections? Am I a McFaul or a Deano ?

That's the Tit giving Barton a DVD of all those cringeworthy blogs he did with Anal Oliver. Luckily for Barton, the Tit forgot to put the DVD in the presentation box.

Look, it HAS to be said: This thread is crying out for a formations post. But you cunts went and gave our expert formations poster a fucking free transfer. I hope you're satisfied. A BIG thankyou.

Reminds me of a happy 3-1 win at Bolton to be fair. I know where you're coming from, but no where near our 10 worst shirts ever. Reminds me of an away game at Hillsborough. Could've been the first away of the season? Ginola scored at the Kop end? My memory could be playing tricks on me though. Got that shirt at home and the shorts (love them; great quality and great colour) I've actually got them here with me.

Grange Hill - You're Standing On My Foot, Ro-land.

Pele. Or Xisco, if I'm at a Murder Mystery weekend.

Real name Olav Moat, perhaps?

;)

Reported. Pay attention, Face Off.

Pain, you say? They Don't Like It Up 'Em by Cpl Jones. Would surely have been a hit, had there been such a tune (and band/singer). Someone has probs mentioned Ring of Fire by the man in black ? Disco Inferno (can't remember who sang it). Anything by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Burnin' Love by Elvis. Sit On My Face And Tell Me That You Love Me by S. Hips.

No bother...... He's got the longest sniper kill in British Army history, He's Britain's youngest ever sergeant major, he's mentioned in Brian Hanrahan's book on the Falklands War (we've checked this out and obviously, it's a load of shit), he used to be a bare knuckle fighter for extra cash while in the army. He was an unarmed combat and Arctic warfare instructor and was so good he was allowed to train Yanks and Russians up to British standards. He installed a clean water supply to a remote village in Guatemala while working for the Red Cross, but it took twice as long to install as he kept being interrupted by rebel soldiers on the border. Whilst in Guatemala he was bitten on the face by a rare mosquito and every few years it flares up into a big crusty mess and he has to have a special one off 5 gram penicillin tablet for it to go away. The bite was so bad it knocked him unconscious and the next thing he knew he woke up back in Britain as they'd had to get him an emergency flight home. His 'wife' is a vet (she's not, we've checked) and he once took what he thought was a paracetamol out of her handbag for a headache. It turns out it was a horse tranquilliser and the next thing he knew he was waking up in intensive care. The reason his 'wife' doesn't share his name is because it costs £2000 to get your name changed in the vet register and they didn't think it was worth the money. His 'vet' wife invented a cure for some kind of fish ailment and toured America for 12 months preaching about her findings. His wife has regularly been up all night putting down 'famous' racehorses who've had an accident. There is more, much much more...... Young Kenny is real

At home.....in pristine condition.

That's young for a CEO Bet she's a right S*ag. Mind you, I wouldn't fuck it with yours tbh.

So much to learn, Grasshopper, so much to learn. That could have been worded so much better.