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£2m - Cort £1.5m - Solano £1.7m - Lua-Lua £750k - Speed £13.4m - Woodgate £400k - Bernard £2m - Hughes £2m - O'Brien £5m - Bellamy £1m - Ambrose Between £30-35m. 22884[/snapback] *sniggers* *then can't hold it back any longer*

They'd never let Carrick leave. Hows about Nobby and Angel for JJ??

Is it your jacket I have to bring a half brick for???

Over the moon, but I don't for one minute believe FFS's 'pleasantly surprised' had any connection with Owen at all. Can't wank the dog as I don't have one.

Just got my Fulham ticket. Been trying to get through all day. 'Quite a few left' I'm told, but once people start to realise that this will/could be Owen's debut they wont last long I reckon. Just thought I'd remind people.

Not at work, but was supposed to be continuing fitting a new bathroom suite - the last piece being the toilet. The toilet has had to take a back seat!!!

22960[/snapback] Does anyone actually believe this crap? It smacks, to me, of yet another knacka who just makes up all this 'chasing Owen around Northumberland' and 'security guards at Newcastle airport' to try and give some sort of credibility to his 'article'. He is probably some fat, sweaty, woollyback who hasn't left his house for twelve weeks or so, let alone been to see Liverpool!

As our friends from the city of culture would say, calm down, calm down. NUFC agree fee. Owen agrees to sign. Medical. He's ours. He doesn't agree to join us and then goes elsewhere. (meaning he's a man of his word and he will sign for us)

Spit? Never do. Lesbians? Lord, I wish I could I could explain that one. Is there a better sight than two women having fun??? They don't necessarily have to be lesbians though. Isn't it an increasing thing for women to have a 'fling' with a member of the same sex these days? Sun cream? Hardly ever. I must admit that I do enjoy lying in the sun (as I was born as well, I must admit) for an hour, or so, when I'm away on a 'mission'. Bags? How can we put our hands in our pockets and rattle our change if we are carrying a bag? Fart in public? I was brought up were this was just not done - I don't particularly mind it, but it is something that I don't do either. Exlosions? Seeing buildings being brought down is just the bizz.

22868[/snapback] Excuses ready Graeme?

Lucky guess, nothing more. My source didn't know this was going to happen at all.

I think it's about time the FA began regulating these sources and club insiders; they're bleeding the game dry.

I have always thought that Shola played better alongside a mobile striker. I'm not saying he's brilliant, but maybe he might just improve playing with Owen and not Shearer.

That's just nasty.

I think i will get that on the third strip 22695[/snapback] What, 'Squillions' ?????

..source know when Owen's medical is and when he wil be introduced to the fans? It's a nice day for it, innit

At least the 'Sprout' kid showed he has more than one brain cell.

And Jimmy fuckin' Tarbuck.

I time the first hint of pessimism at 51 minutes after the news broke. We almost had an hour of happiness before a 'realist' pointed out the facts. 22611[/snapback] I was going to post something similar as soon as the deal was announced 'subject to medical'. I resisted, for the good of the board

We luvs ye Miychell. *cringe*

*cough*

Hey La, gchrate Schouse accent ar kid!

That comedienne (can't remember her name) should adopt a scouce accent: 'Am-I-bothered?'

Such a shame. All these Liverpool experts (Beakcroft on Talksport, for one) who 'knew' that it was a done deal him going there. Such a shame. Ha bloody ha.

Unless I'm mistaken, their partnership for England was woeful the last few games they played together.