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Now then, who off this board readily springs to mind? Oh, and just in case you hadn't noticed - Owen had agreed to join us.

Priorities!

Yes, but he's only 25 and SCORES GOALS (remember them?)

I see it, I see it, but I still don't believe it. Some Mackem has hacked into .cock and put that message up!

I have just opened a bottle of beer with my front teeth. I would like to dedicate the resulting formation of my gnashers to Reagano, sorry I mean Ronaldo.

Doesn't look good to me. 'newcastle to announce Owen's future' If Owen had refused though, it would not be up to NUFC to tell us would it?? *off to SSN*

And a painful arsehole for one of the participants????

Beat me to it! I was going to suggest VanShergar had his name in the cunt thread in general chat!

My source informs me that the talks broke down when it was undecided who was to have the last piece of strawberry cheesecake.

Class!

You're reading my mind.

Items required to make a Blue Peter atom bomb?

On her radio ad for this pile of shite, Kirsty Gallagher (sp) says: 'will Steve Redgrave come second, for a change?'

Coont! Yer just windin me up!

My source reliably informs me that talks were set to continue, despite going on for 4 to 5 hours, until Chairman Freddie Shepherd announced, 'Fuck this, I'm bastard starving'. The meeting was then adjourned.

Theres a couple of blokes wearing black practising abseiling down the block, dont suppose they're anything to worry about though 21931[/snapback] Nah, that'll just be a couple of ASBO's on a council-paid-for 'sorry life's been unfair on you boys' trip out!

Not Good I Suppose?? HIM????? Where Did You Get That From? 21924[/snapback] oooops! soooooo then a laydeee 21929[/snapback] Move aside peaspud! I believe I was the first to reply. *straightens tie and smoothes hair*

FUCK ME!!! Bye, Peasepud! Have a look outside - any, er, 'cable tv vans' nearby??

which ones? FBI or CIA? did you mean the CIA as in CIA or Federal Bureau of Investigation or FBI as its known? 21896[/snapback] PMSL

The web site address scratched on the wall of the Bar L??? Only joking!

I thought that. It wasn't The Fat Ox in Whitley, that's for sure!

Hail Hail, as they say! Alreeet? Isn't that Shearer's part time football in your avatar?

Didn't go to the link, but is it true that if you type those initials (see, carefull not to!) on the web then you are 'red lighted' in the US??

Not sure Do you wear glasses? I remember a lass standing near the telly with glasses; I think she had a pink jersey on. I had the blue second strip on from two/three seasons ago - NTL - if that helps any? (dark hair, good looking ) Aaaaaaaaaaaand, you all missed the snakehips shshshshshshsimmmmmy when Curtis Mayfield 'Move on up' was on the juke box:)

My source never told me that!! *goes to phone 'club insider'*