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Just fat then? I don't think they do swimming in weight classes, maybe they'll have an opening in the dressage. And to think, you could've been the next Eric the Eel.

Aye, cos I've heard we're after a 5ft 3inch, ginger fatty in the butterfly. A reckon you'd look lush in one of them tight suits and on another positive note, neeone would see your hair colour with it being covered by a swimming hat.

WHERE ARE YOUR 3 PREDICTIONS YOU SCHWEPPES SIPPING SAUSAGE STRANGLER

You's need to research; GODWINS RULE. Apt, given the ongoing shite spouted. Who's been guilty? Maybe we have an end to the arguments.

Knew it was only a matter of time before that one turned up. Leazes never has been able to cope with the idea that some people on here actually like each other. ah, depends what you mean by "like", we know what it means to you We've reached new lows on what is regarded and accepted as craic in just 14 words.

I appreciate it's not nice for you Parky but it'll be worse for your daughter. How does she feel about going to school tomorrow with this other child there who she may be wary of? Has her behaviour changed in general? Is it physical or just by mouth? How does it make her feel? Ask things like 'if you could change one thing about school today what would it be'? Etc to find out as much as possible. Whilst CT superdad1956's advice is admirable and decent I'd be cautious of inviting all and sundry around to your house for an afternoon of War Films and mental persuasion. Find out how your daughter feels about it and what she'd like to do? Tell her the other girls can choose 1 thing each to do and they can write it on a bit of paper or something. They are still children at 7 and rely on you for these reassurances. Truth is, most people are arseholes and not worth the time of day which we realise when we get older so maybe she's luckily outed said arsehole at an early age. Hope she's alreet mate. Feel ill for her.

From a selfish point of view, Fifa12's going to be absolutely shite without his commentary. I'll alway's alway's remember him coming in straight after the other commentator with 'well if the rest was the cake, there was the icing. A quite majestic goal, from Phillipe Albert' Over-reaction to sack a model employee after one slip of the tongue. Listening to it all, Chewbacca's the main culprit and is more forceful with his opinion than the sweat was. Nevermind, Fat Sam will slip into the role nee danger. Or worse, Savage.

Obsessed

Hew man, ye daft cunt. Divn't yee tell me where and when I have to argue. If you want an arguement about it, bring it on, ye cunt.

Mentioned before in another thread but Still Game is working class and is amazing comic writing and performing. Check it out.

None of them worked. Oh sorry, Barbara and Dave did.

Aye but that Sheridan Smith, a borderline boiler who even you would. Got a right pair of Bristols on her.

'So it's ok for women to slag off men every single day on loose women whilst all the fat bingo playing bints in the crowd cheer them on .... and that's broadcast daily. These guys were having what was supposed to be a private conversation. So fucking what!' That's the top rated comment on the video

Yeah, that's her. I would.

I believe the rules are that any member has to be allowed access to the AGM, should be interesting to see what happens then if we exceed capacity. Yet another example of the planning, either they want to limit the numbers which is simply wrong on so many accounts or theyre ignorant of the fact that members want to take part. I know of 5 myself that are wanting to go so that doesn't bode well if most members know of a similar number.

With the capacity reported to be 90, do you think they'll have any plans in place for more than that turning up? I'm going to turn up just would like an assurance I'll be able to get in.

In his final season at City he was unstoppable. Those bursting runs into the box from midfield, athletic ability, he had it all. I'll be over the moon if he signs for us whether it's on loan or a permanant deal.

I don't understand the point in elimination. They're never going to be like the American ones turned out. Good old Mark the Jarra lad puts Butterbean to shame.

Wife watching it as I type. Is '4 tits' the balding ginger woman who looks a bit like Les Dennis? Aye this is her. Lovely isn't she.

Husband Mark prefers 'Battenborg'

I got a stern look from the wife when sniggering when he said that. What a tit.

It's a grand show. In every meaning of the word. Gemmills only interested in '4 tits' and they give the viewer no nutritional advice in all honesty. No elimination this week so it'll be pork scratchin's all round and mr kipling fancies.

Gemmill, CT, chubby checkers; The fattys are back on tonight. Itv 9pm. I've got a pizza ordered timed to come for 9. Looking forward to this.

Think he has This could be your hat trick today. It's cos I'm on my phone and they take so long to load. Still a long way to go before I reach your dizzy heights of fuck-wizardry

He hasn't headed off on his bike ala E.T yet neither. Poor Bob.