Mac-Toon

Is there a way to do it from a phone?

Is there a way to do it from a phone?

I'd put one on of myself but can't do it on my phone. I'm a young looking taller Robson Green.

Ralph from Ted and Ralph on the Fast Show? I reckon yee are in the mould of a young Tim Healy maybe in the first few series of Auf Pet Not that tall but still packing plenty power. Trendy clobber and short little jackets. Am a reet? A mans man, if you will.

The funniest thing I've read on here. 'Cucumbers, sextoys, you name it' haha

Park Life; Kind of a country gentleman who's living the free range lifestyle. Tall, slim, definitely dark hair.

When met with facts, figures and conflict the danny dannasaurous will retract into his anus, only reappearing in the dark of night under a pseudonym hunting for a cheap meal.

She was on a teen sex programme? I'm not having that like, no way has anyone been hanging out of her backwheel. Two bagger.

We've all, maybe Michael excluded, been a little over critical of the present board. I still believe that they're all in it for the good of Newcastle United but the lack of fan led action organised over the past 18 months has been pretty non-existant. I think it's the members being so sceptical (myself included) that makes us look potentially agressive or 'stupid' to the board that's got them on some sort of offessive, namely the silent treatment. Would you, Michael, Pud, have liked to have seen more action by the nust after the departure of Hughton?, and what are their plans for the nust PR in the immediate and extended future? Two massive questions for me that'll need to be answered by the board. They're on a hiding to nothing if they carry on in the same mannar they have done. Sorry this post should'nt have referred to nust as 'they', I meant 'we'.

I can't drink cold tea anymore. 3 or 4 pints and I'm normally on my way. By 7 I'm not good to anybody. Always had a low threshold to drink but it's never stopped me pushing the parameters when I go out. I'm more the type who gans to my local, have 4 or 5, abrakebabra then hyem to babestation. Sorry, I mean the wife.

Oh dear, Douglas. What a fucking chopper.

Aye, sounds a bit like a kettle, doesn't it?

So why did you say I havent been moved to HQ when I said I worked in Newbury, when you know the HQ has always been in Newbury? There may well be offices in Theale I have no idea. Have you changed tactics from intimidation to confusion? Because if you have this tactic is working better. Are you fucking thick or what. Sorry, I'm not part of this conversation but it's obvious that you must've worked at Theale previously, you know the time, when you were changing wiki entries, then been moved to Newbury. I'd say that's what he's getting at flower

Some lad (about 25ish) knocked on my door last year and said his bairns tennis ball had gone in my back garden. I said I'd gan have a look and get it. Went out to the back garden, found the tennis ball after about 30 seconds of looking, walked in the back door to take it to him and he was in my house in the living room mooching about. I gave it a 'what the fucking hell are you doing in here ye mug' and he tried to run out of the front door. I chased after him and battered him all over my drive, the copper who lives next door heard the commotion and came running out and dragged me off him. Worst decision that little cunt ever made trying to get up in my shit. I was posessed for the minute or so I was boxing him around the drive. Bad crack like but he's never been seen since. Apparantly the tennis ball carryon is his little trick to get into peoples houses. Another time I was carrying my son in my arms over a zebra crossing and a car came flying across it right in front of me and nearly knocked us over. I passed him to my lass, ran upto the shop carpark he'd pulled into and yarked him out the car. No fisticuffs, just a word of warning about his future conduct whilst driving around here. He went white as a sheet, surprising n'aal 'cos he probably would've took me to town if we'd started fighting. That's about it for me to be honest, apart from school shit and the odd roll about with my good mates after exchanged words on nights out. Thats about it. Soft as they come.

Can I refer you to the bottom right on the clubs annual statement. Come on Tom, I have buried you on this several times, dont lets bore everyone with it again. Still have MSN installed Daniel? Interesting..... Thanks for the screen grab Oh dear, lets not start this "oooh i will report you to your IT team rubbish eh? Surely we are beyond that now. As far as Im aware msn is within policy. Do you realise the seriousness and potential libel to your comments?

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Fucking Hell Didnt even know you could do that. Were you skinny dipping or in your speedo's? With the S peeled off.

Hell in a cell, tbh.

At graft, d'you mean? I go into companys and am a trainer. Some boy in all honesty Well I'm really, really good at boosting peoples confidence, pep talks I'm like a poor mans Keegan, but I've never managed in my life. In 12 months time looks like I'll have my own satelite office in Newcastle though with 5 or 6 staff. I'm a bit nervous about it I'm sure I'll be ok, but I've always been the type who's thought gaffa's are cunts and I don't want to be thought about like that. Of maybe 15 managers I've ever had I'd say 3 were really decent. That's what I do. Mainly trainer of debt recovery but my main skill set is in motivation and getting on the right level with people to train them as an equal and not like a jobsworth manager. I've not changed my personality at all throughout my career (still relitively short - 9 year) regardless of what capacity I've held the job in. It all comes down to the individual really, some are power trippers and change their circle of friends etc when moving up in their job. I wouldn't be so weak as to do that. That's what I used to do 10 years ago, I hated me job, forcing people who were skint in to a corner. The company I worked for were little more than loan sharks (yank as well) 25% some rates. I remember this one woman wrote a letter to the company saying that I had ruined her year with my attitude and she was nearly suicidal, me attitude was fine I was just doing my job but I didn't want to make people feel miserable anymore. It can be like that and a lot of the people I train feel it's inappropriate to ask someone for money but they've used the service so now it's up to them to negotiate an appropraite solution which is right for both the customer and the company. Difficult balancing act when it comes to debt though. The people I train get customers threatening to 'do them in' etc and the stereotype of a debt collector having earing, tattoos, pitbull, sovreign rings etc is wide of the mark. The best doorstep collector I've trained was a lady in her late 40s who was able to connect with people and didn't instigate as much aggro as some of the younger meathead lads who do it 'for the thrill'. Mine was in a Danny B style call centre, largely did personal loans, but mortgages later on. The best customers were in Glasgow, you could almost guarantee you'd be insulted if it was a bloke, wish I had a pound for the amount of times I was told to "get tae fuck". I do little bits with contact centres but it's mainly doorstep recoverers who I work with. Well, whilst they're training anyway. Wouldn't get me taking peoples money off them .... the dirty robbing bastards

At graft, d'you mean? I go into companys and am a trainer. Some boy in all honesty Well I'm really, really good at boosting peoples confidence, pep talks I'm like a poor mans Keegan, but I've never managed in my life. In 12 months time looks like I'll have my own satelite office in Newcastle though with 5 or 6 staff. I'm a bit nervous about it I'm sure I'll be ok, but I've always been the type who's thought gaffa's are cunts and I don't want to be thought about like that. Of maybe 15 managers I've ever had I'd say 3 were really decent. That's what I do. Mainly trainer of debt recovery but my main skill set is in motivation and getting on the right level with people to train them as an equal and not like a jobsworth manager. I've not changed my personality at all throughout my career (still relitively short - 9 year) regardless of what capacity I've held the job in. It all comes down to the individual really, some are power trippers and change their circle of friends etc when moving up in their job. I wouldn't be so weak as to do that. That's what I used to do 10 years ago, I hated me job, forcing people who were skint in to a corner. The company I worked for were little more than loan sharks (yank as well) 25% some rates. I remember this one woman wrote a letter to the company saying that I had ruined her year with my attitude and she was nearly suicidal, me attitude was fine I was just doing my job but I didn't want to make people feel miserable anymore. It can be like that and a lot of the people I train feel it's inappropriate to ask someone for money but they've used the service so now it's up to them to negotiate an appropraite solution which is right for both the customer and the company. Difficult balancing act when it comes to debt though. The people I train get customers threatening to 'do them in' etc and the stereotype of a debt collector having earing, tattoos, pitbull, sovreign rings etc is wide of the mark. The best doorstep collector I've trained was a lady in her late 40s who was able to connect with people and didn't instigate as much aggro as some of the younger meathead lads who do it 'for the thrill'.

At graft, d'you mean? I go into companys and am a trainer. Some boy in all honesty Well I'm really, really good at boosting peoples confidence, pep talks I'm like a poor mans Keegan, but I've never managed in my life. In 12 months time looks like I'll have my own satelite office in Newcastle though with 5 or 6 staff. I'm a bit nervous about it I'm sure I'll be ok, but I've always been the type who's thought gaffa's are cunts and I don't want to be thought about like that. Of maybe 15 managers I've ever had I'd say 3 were really decent. That's what I do. Mainly trainer of debt recovery but my main skill set is in motivation and getting on the right level with people to train them as an equal and not like a jobsworth manager. I've not changed my personality at all throughout my career (still relitively short - 9 year) regardless of what capacity I've held the job in. It all comes down to the individual really, some are power trippers and change their circle of friends etc when moving up in their job. I wouldn't be so weak as to do that.

At graft, d'you mean? I go into companys and am a trainer. Some boy in all honesty Am sure you are mac-toon. Am the global lead in my function meaning i manage and lead. I bet you're like Tony Soprano walking around the place straightening people up, eh?

At graft, d'you mean? I go into companys and am a trainer. Some boy in all honesty