Mac-Toon

To be fair a similar thing happened when Milner left. Just saying Ashley has history when it comes to such situations. Terrible to let him leave, imo. He's not a negative influence in the dressing room, can make a difference when coming on and unless I've missed something we're fucking thin on the ground for cover. Imagine Barton gets injured? Who's going to move across? It was an ill made decision I think, lets hope we don't rue the day. Over the moon we're performing really really well and sitting nicely in a table I thought we'd struggle in and in honesty we should be 4th or 5th with the points we've openly gifted when we were comfortable. On reflection, a draw was about reet today.

Bloody infuriating 2 weeks running getting so close and fucking it up in the closing stages. Shola will never be a goalscorer as long as I've got a hole in my arse and Perch is soo far off the pace it's laughable. We should have held onto the ball better after last weeks horror but it wasn't to be. The thing is, I'd have taken a point beforehand but when you come so close it's like being kicked in the moy with a size 10.

I can understand Spurs plan as they've got a larger fanbase, which is likely to grow now they're in a period of stability and success but their plan to demolish the stadium and build another is never going to win plaudits. West Ham would be out of their minds, understandable with the Devil bitch running the show, to move there. The atmosphere created would be pitiful in a half empty stadium. Upton Park is a shithole, but it's their shithole and the majority of fans don't want to move. All in all, grounds with tracks 'round them are hopeless for premier league football and whoever gets it must have proposals to bring the fans closer to the pitch on matchday.

I can understand Spurs plan as they've got a larger fanbase, which is likely to grow now they're in a period of stability and success but their plan to demolish the stadium and build another is never going to win plaudits. West Ham would be out of their minds, understandable with the Devil bitch running the show, to move there. The atmosphere created would be pitiful in a half empty stadium. Upton Park is a shithole, but it's their shithole and the majority of fans don't want to move. All in all, grounds with tracks 'round them are hopeless for premier league football and whoever gets it must have proposals to bring the fans closer to the pitch on matchday.

The thing about SW is he's quite keen to make a buck out of anything. Not a bad trait but maybe not the best for a supporters trust. In terms of reaching out to the members I think he could do this very well, although the fact he brung a convicted rapist in Mike Tyson over for a dinner talk and Gazza in the weeks following Raoulgate wouldn't be really fitting with a clean cut image.

Gan to the match today Dennis? Fucking miserable outside. I've got TR down as looking just like a young Joanna Lumley for some reason.

She asked expectantly, whilst simultaneously reaching for her coat. Frosty jacks seems to be the tipple of choice for the rarfees in Wallsend these days.

My son's called Ciaran. My wife wanted to spell it that way and I liked the name but all his school books have his name Kieron by the teachers. Tits. But understandable.

A teacher did that at registration once on the first day in a new class. Well "sigh-oh-ban" to be exact. lol i had that a fair few times when i worked in accounts, English companies ringing up about invoices asking for people in the office the other one was may-buh for Maebh and various ones for Ruairí (rory) How the hell do you pronounce it? As in Niamh? Aoife is another I used to struggle with You're right there Dom. One of the staff at work had a baby called Niamh. It's the weirdest spelling of a name I'd believe. Why not just Nieve. Only going to cause the child problems when trying to make bookings over the phone in later life.

I used to like facebook but I've stopped going on so much as the craic on here is far better than the 500odd huckles on my facebok. I'm sure most would agree with that. I can't imagine there are many Mac's about so see if you can find me.

I can't believe I missed the photo of Kevin. By all accounts he surprised all by being a respectable looking chap.

Dont you mean WWII? A time when many children didnt have parents or prospects? Nah, its the famous iconic Vietnam napalm photo. The South Vietnamese had dropped napalm on their own people, hence picture. Ironic that the lasses name was "Phuc"

Dont you mean WW2? A time when many children didnt have parents or prospects? Your first Stokoeshop is on page 2 of Google search for 'Stokoe'

The joke began because it's a shit statue of a great man, nobody is doubting his achievements or his class. If the mackems persist in being dense, then so be it. Like you say, I couldn't give a fuck what they think. The amount of piss taking they have done in a similar way? Humourless fucks. Like you say, it's about the statue not the bloke. I know most of them are too dense to realise that but thats their problem. For me, I think it's fucking hilarious Who gives a fuck what they think? They're too soft to understand it's taking the piss out of their atrocious statue they've erected of him and not the man himself. Idiots.

I'd work on the fishing trawlers again but I'm not allowed as my wife says it's too dangerous and she'd leave me if I ever went. Amazing money, shitty conditions, but a great job all the same.

oy, what you doing with my avatar, I took that photo myself in the 70's What you getting the arse about? If you've used it, it's on the internet and therefore public domain. wtf does it have to do with you About as much as it does you tbh I suppose I should be honoured someone else is using my photo Still, pretty sad the way some people go on like they are shagging someone else's arse so much sometimes. Not that I mean't what I said in anything but just a general question, he may not even realise anyway Am I right in thinking you took the picture in Paddocks Avatar back in the 70s, used it on here as your avatar which has then been added to google which he stumbled upon? Job for the XFiles, tbh.

The one with the paddle who looks absolutely petrified? Some boy.

hahahaha

You're either the raft guide or the one in the yellow hat who's face can be seen.

It's CT outside weight watchers after a disappointing weigh in.

I honestly believe this is either CT or Leazes. I'll hear nothing to the contrary neither.

Reminds of a tale about the Father-in-law when I was going out with the wife. The wife still lived at home and they'd just got telewest in. Her and her mother had been dying to see this film on UK Living called, (I think), 'Who will love my children?' It was basically one of these true life weepy films for split arses. Anyway, it was always on about eleven and the mother wouldn't stay up to watch it, so trying to get into the good books, I set up their video to link it with the cable channel. So, job done, it's all sorted to tape channel 6 which was the cable channel at eleven o'clock. Anyway, next time I go to the house to see wor lass the father-in-law is getting called 'Tuggo'. The wife and mother-in-law sat down to watch it the next day, and after an hour of watching the emotional dilemna of a woman with terminal cancer trying to set up her husband with a perfect surogate mother for her kids, the channel then gets changed and some lass starts getting her tits oot on the Adult Channel freeview! Unbeknownst to father-in-law, horny prospective son-in-law has set up the video to get in the good books so in he comes, not a care in the world, pissed, at five to twelve with the remote in his hand and a gleam in his eye, not knowing the stick he's got coming to him the next day. Ouch! Class. I've had my weakness unearthed on a few occasions when I've turned the TV off straight after watching babestation half-cut, then the wife gets up in the morning and goes downstairs to put the TV on for the bairn and all I hear is 'Maaaaaaac' As she's now standing staring at the Babestation end screen.

Thought you were older than that. Was about 24/25 on there. 28 now.

That's me about 3 year ago. Just on for a minute.

Your's will be a fuckin oil painting man, ye old cunt. Haha. I'll get one on of me in a knitted toon jumper with pedro knitted on the front. Atrocious, honestly. As an aside my nana knitted me a toon player teddy thing who was black and she stitched 'Sambo' onto the back. Ffs. A name you rarely hear anymore.