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Mong. All you dish up is slop, son.
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Let's put it to the most knowledgable man when it comes to food. Kevin. He supplies hearty healthy meals to the population so surely he has the hard and fast answer.
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I divn't kna' mate. Mine just gans withoot. Seriously though, that's the only ocassion I use lunch when referring to the packed kind, however always thought people around here used dinner for their noontime meal. I need to fully re-evaluate my life.
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Commoner. Imagine it's pretty simple to cook one of them. Mince, gravy stuff, mash on the top, cheese. Champion. I'm going to have to start cooking properly. The wife cooks all our food otherwise the bairns would be on 'Torkey Twizzlaz' and 'Corlee Friez' every neet.
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See, I work with loads of people from Whitley, Tynemouth, Deleval etc and they're posh Geordies. They use lunch all the time. When they, occassionally, invite me for 'lunch' I just blank them until they say dinner. I'm a reet twat. Doesn't really bother me that much but won't let that minor get in the way of being an obnoxious cumsplash. Right enough, I'm from Tynemouth and call it lunch, but then I am posh. Surely it's breakfast, lunch, dinner, supper, and midnight snack ( for CT). Coming to think of it I normally associate dinner only on Sundays or eating out. It appears I'm the only one who is a breakfast, dinner and tea man. In fairness, posh to me is having a bottom sheet on your bed and wearing matching socks so I wouldn't set my standards as the yardstick.
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I've nowt left in my locker.
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See, I work with loads of people from Whitley, Tynemouth, Deleval etc and they're posh Geordies. They use lunch all the time. When they, occassionally, invite me for 'lunch' I just blank them until they say dinner. I'm a reet twat. Doesn't really bother me that much but won't let that minor get in the way of being an obnoxious cumsplash.
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Maybe if you live at the arse end of the country but not in Newcastle it's not. I suppose you have a 'Sunday Lunch', eh? It's a sunday dinner, always has been and always will be where I'm from. People from Whitley Bay and Tynemouth say Lunch aswell for some reason. I assume it's as they're not from Newcastle.
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'Packed lunch' though, shirley. The only occassion it's acceptable. Even then though, a packed 'lunch' is for schoolbairns. I just imagine yous with your plastic Batman 'lunchbox' treking into graft.
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I can barely be arsed to cook my tea each night, nevermind dinners for graft the next day. Wor canteen's from the Jackie Chan school of cooking; One chop and you're dead. Nowadays, I just eat breakfast before leaving the house then wait for my tea when I get in. FYI: It's Breakfast, Dinner and tea. No such thing as fucking 'lunch'. Not too bad for you being outside the area but Geordies saying lunch is beyond embarrassing, imo.
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http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=619614 Unbelievable.
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Aye, he's decent craic. Though again, he's another of the unemployed I imagine by the amount he tweets. Taity Heed's a joke, he offers absolutely nothing. The best hack to follow is @iainmacintosh and @huddohudson . Macintosh is hilarious.
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The mackems are crying out for the return of 'Sewper Kev' on Ready to Go. The fuckin' mongs.
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2 consecutive clean sheets; 3 if you included Fiorentina, which I wont. Think back to early 00's when we had gone something crazy like 40 odd without a clean sheet. It was around the time of 'We've never won in London for 30 games' I'm looking at the positives and building from the back. With this in mind; we're doing great. Get this striker and LB in and we could be looking at a better season than last.
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.....AND WE still fuckin won you arsehole. They've been saying for months this is the greatest squad they've had in the modern era, and now they're saying this is our worst, yet we still fucking won :icon_lol: <_< . Deservedly won. Our worst side ever (not quite mind) and we still beat them tell me what that says about this Wilkinsons/Netto/Lidl like club? Ignoring Larrson's handball incident for just a second. Which chance did they have that wasn't a routine save for Krul? I don't remember him ever being stretched, lets not forget Gyan's shot was miles off target & both of Sessengon's shots weren't any trouble at all - much like Cabaye's shot - pretty to look at & exciting but a premier league keeper - unless it's De Gea - will save them 99% of them time. If we are going to play his game Gosling should have scored, that's 0-2, Barton's was an inch offside 0-3, Barton's header should have gone in & Larrson should have been off - 0-4 but that's not the way football works is it? But I will say this - those chances were better than any that they had in the entire game. Hence why we had twice as many shots on target as them & they had five times as many shots off target then us - they were just hitting & hoping from outside the box half the time. They keep going on about their better team -but we are yet to see it & I'm sure the rest of the premier league are closer to our opinion than theirs. A good 20 minutes with no real chances doesn't win you a game. They had the one off the top of the bar which never looked like going in, but their best chance wasn't even a shot, was one in the first half where a good side would've scored from, Simpson (England's next right back in his own mind by the way) miles out of position Taylor got dragged right over to their left, and it was a lovely ball in, but not one of their strikers/midfielders made the routine run that would've seen a goal. THAT was their best chance. Arsenal prove you can have 70% of the ball, and Sunderland certainly didn't, but if you do fuck all with it what's the point. Like a pornstar with a 12 inch cock who can't get a hard on.
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Not sure what he changed, but to me it looked like Tiote dropped deeper second half to deal with Sessegnon who was afforded far too much room between defence and midfield in the first half. This nulified their threat and allowed Gutierrez and Barton to carry the ball more. I'm sure that's what he changed at half time and if so, a shrewd move by him.
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No need to plan anything iyam, just do it. I thought it was a great sight and when I used to go I enjoyed a bit of a twirl when we scored Couldn't give a fuck what anyone else thought, I thought it looked great and I would have loved it have become our 'thing'. Agree. I'm not a fan of 'engineered support'. I have a black & white scarf from the 80s (Got it in a set with a towel and flat cap) so I'll have to do a CT and climb up into the loft and find it .... I hope we have a decent gate against Fulham after the lads put in a shift down Wearyside. I imagine your scarves are an assortment of colours for your naked scarf dance on Northumberland Street on a wednesday evening? Correct ....
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FYP Oh and there is no point having a solid midfield without having strikers to finish off their hard graft. Agree with Colo and Taylor. Thanks for that, but I disagree. Leon Best isn't shite. He works tirelessly. He mightn't be a top draw striker but I'd rather he was here than playing elsewhere. Though you're right in the fact that we need a classy striker. A 'fox in the box', if you will.
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It's planned for the game against Spurs, by all accounts.
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I'm feeling confident after these 2 results. We are toothless in attack, atm but football is won and lost in the middle of the park and with Tiote, Cabaye, Jonas, Barton, Obertan, Gosling, Ben Arfa, Marveaux, Mehdi Abeid we ooze class. Out centre half pairing of Coloccini and Taylor is looking tremendous, I can't remember a better centre half pairing for many years at Newcastle. Krul gets better and better with each game he plays. We've had 4 shots on target in 180 minutes. We have to praise the defence and midfield for this. Simpson looks steady, not great; he never will be, but steady. Left back's a massive priority this week and I hope and pray we have someone in by QPR away on the 10th September. We've plenty depth upfront in Shola, Lovenkrands, Ranger, Ba and Best but they're all average, very similar players. For me, one striker and a left back and we have a strong squad. Fuck me, I sound like CT. Just call me Mr Positive. T'was also nice to see Pardew obviously buzzing over the result, whilst Brewcey was seething.
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I went to school with him. Lived in Wallsend all his life, and lived 3 doors down from me. This photo was put up in the changing rooms at school for years. He still gets it brought up to this day, the poor cunt. quality tale. One thing that struck me about Ba when he came on on Saturday was how much he looks like Bubba off Forrest Gump. He narf does. I'd like to see Pards go back to 4 4 2 on Saturday though, and attack Fulham we can beat them, if we do it's probably our best start to a Premiership season for ten years. He never came on, on saturday, did he? Seen him ready to come on but then the ball went out for a throw and we took it quick before Webb the whistler blew for Full-time. Think Pardew just wanted Shola to get his heroes reception as he left the field.
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I went to school with him. Lived in Wallsend all his life, and lived 3 doors down from me. This photo was put up in the changing rooms at school for years. He still gets it brought up to this day, the poor cunt.
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I'd start Best on his own with Obertan or Abeid in behind. Best's looked our best striker by a mile in pre-season and on saturday when he came on. Doesn't get nearly enough credit for his workrate and we all know he can finish very well, even when under pressure in the box. Definite starter if I was Pardew would be Leon. Sad state of affairs, tbh.
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I'd play Krul, Simpson, Colo, Taylor, Raylor (unfortunately), Barton, Tiote, Cabaye, Jonas, Abeid, Best. Shola to come off the bench with 30 left on the clock and score a dubious penalty. 1-0.
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Arrgh, bless. It's like a little christmas tree. We used to have a poster on here called christmas tree. Was a reet cunt mind.