Mac-Toon

I'm worried about it going ahead. All due to the away fans coming out of Laaaandan. A season starter away at the mackems isn't what I'd want. I MUST watch Newcastle - Arsenal at teatime on saturday.

People on twitter saying that a car (possibly police car) has been torched in Washington. FFS. Anyone heard any confirmation of this?

When they say it's against the government they're obviously talking bollocks. I'm sure we've all seen 'Dhillons Catering' van smashed up and tipped onto its side in Birmingham. Sole traders getting fully fucked over by the cunts they serve every day. Could've cried for the bloke in Manchester last night whos shop has been smashed and everything taken. His words 'We've nothing now, we're effectively a failed, closed business ...... it's all over for me'. Cunts.

In the middle east the youth rise up for basic freedom. In London they rise up for free 42" HD ready plasma tvs. lol BTW for those of you bored, you might want to watch these. I was spending my last hour or so watching some riot clips. These are my fav 3 1 (these fools think they got away then POW) 2 (crazy watching the riot police retreat) 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSg87dwOqFA...282&index=4 (This was probably the deadliest weapon used against riot police, it was fortunate no one got injured) Video 1 - That copper getting taken out by the kid on bike number 2 is tremendous. Glad they dished out a serving to the lad who failed to make it off the street. Few kicks when the scum are done will do them no harm.

Not on any news channel My mate who graduated with me has started work at the hospital in brum, where the three lads were admitted. He confirmed theyre dead with text. Media apparently been advised not to let this amplify. You'll hear it soon, dont worry. http://www.1stethical.com/2011/08/10/3-mus...-in-manchester/

O, dear. Stupid owld cunt.

'A riot is the language of the unheard' - Martin Luther King, or imo, 'A riot is the language of the uneducated'. Duck eggs, to a man. From an address given in Birmingham, Ala. Dec. 31, 1963

Did it fit through your letter box? Mine didn't? Trip to the Royal Mail office for me. FFS.

Is anyone going? I'm taking the bairn, as from next saturday he's getting abandoned to my mothers. Begrudge paying £20 but according to the website you can get a adult and child ticket joint together for £20.

I look like I've got a digestive biscuit strapped to my crown. Nee good. The nicknames 'Patch, Jade and Duncan' aren't well received in the pub.

'Ho, you again, ha ye come lookin' for a showdoon? Al gi ye ten oot a ten for bottle son'

Do Pigeons even have shoulders?

I said that at the first nusc meeting, that without protests and sustained pressure put upon the owner, we had NO supporters club. Then Jensen pushed through the trust status and gave us 'Councillors from Newcastle' etc. The YWC campaign was ridiculous. How they got to that stage, I'll never know. Tbh, I spent enough of my time and energy fucking on with NUSC that if another supporters group was formed I'd struggle to put any faith in them. Especially one driven by 'United for Fucking Newcastle'. Steve Wraith's harmless enough but if they want to be taken seriously I'd say calling Ashley 'fatty' every 5 minutes on twitter isn't the answer.

I assumed the 'Chaos, Confusion and the sound of silence' was their 2011 objectives.

What happens if you cancel your direct debit like Stevie? Debt collectors?

Why can't the club just employ loads of phone operators called Mike with a southern accent so I have someone to go mental with over the phone. Totally speechless with this shit club.

Whether he's staying, going, being sold or decided to retire when his contract expires it's awful how far we've fallen as a football club. When the likes of Wayne Routledge are 'happy' to leave a club the size of NUFC then it's obvious there are serious problems at the top. Latest says he's been released. What a fuckin' absolute joke.

It's pre-season, show me a NUFC forum that doesn't "absolutely stink" right about now. It's actually not the board, it's a few of the posters. This Nick's unbelievable. Definitely not a Newcastle United fan.

You give it the swaggering cocky act, claiming to have banged 45 hookers in Holland (you had to pay?) and then when someone dishes it out you run and hide behind your youth. Typical chav behaviour really, all front, and then shrivels up and hides behind their parents when someone calls their bluff. Come on Kevin, you can stick up for yourself better than that surely. I'd missed this nugget of information. Impressive results, Kevin. My 'mate' did 6 in the 5 hours you have in the dam on the day trip. Tremendous performance.

This board absolutely stinks nowadays.

One Love for me, but look out for Torquay Uniteds results as used to watch them every week for 2 years. Only foreign clubs that interest me are Deportivo and Bayern.

Paddock Lad is spot on. Bellamy is the anti-policy. I've said it before on here, most will disagree, but he's world class. Never failed to perform for Newcastle and was in the top three players in the 09-10 season. I watched him for Cardiff against Swansea when I was in Amsterdam, and said to the wife (not that she cared) that he'd completely change the threat we pose. Wages too dear. Too old for the policy and probably wants to wind down if sold on from Man City.

I'll be the first to admit to shagging a few dogs in my time. Never had that reaction though. Itchy bell but that's about it.

Hope Jon's pulled his fuckin' finger oot and got some tickets. I've sent him as message to let him know but if he's owa the pond then he'll still be lying in bed whilst they get snapped up. WAKE THE FUCK UP, JON.