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Seriously time for us to protest with our wallets. I know it's been said before but this fuckwit knows he's got us wrapped around his finger. Not one footballing person outside of Ashley, Llambias or Pardew can understand this. What the fuck are they playing at? I wouldn't try and allow yourself to get on Ashleys fucking wavelength, mate. You may never return back to life. Like I said yesterday my 3 year ST went down the toilet within the hour of Hughtons sacking, I rang the club told them what I'd done, they suggested I can get a replacement for £60. I told the nice young lady to "go fuck herself" 'cos I'm not coming back. Thank GOD my 3 year sign up is finished. Cunts, the fucking lot of 'em.

Just, don't even go there. I'm assuming I'm going to wake from this nightmare shortly. Cunts, everyone of them, to a man.

In short ..... We're fucking finished. End Of.

I'll leave the champagne on ice for the time being. I'm still hearing Juande Ramos whispers from my mate in Galicia, like. I don't know which is worse.

... May be wide of the mark, but my mate lives in Galicia, Spain and reckons Juande fuckin' Ramos is nailed on. I'd actually die.

He'll never outlay money to a manager, ever. JFK, GOD take his soul, came out of the blue, totally unexpected appointment (not the one at the clinic) so it'll not be anyone we're expecting. ... Juande Ramos waiting in the wings, I hear.

'The hunchback little fucka'. Now now, let's not sit on the fence. That's embarrassing to say that, mate. He obvious wishes to excel his career and loves Newcastle United. He's still at the club in spite of Mike Ashley, not for Mike Ashley. Chris Hughton was seen as an 'Ashley Puppet' initially, and in some quarters until the end, but he left with dignity and his pride in tact. There's been people I don't like a great deal at graft on all levels but it's my job so I get over it, brush it aside, find a way through and crack on. I say this is what both Hughton and Pedro have done. He's a long servant of our club, a mainstay alliance since I can remember. I fuckin' love him, but that's not the point, the point is, it's his job. Sooo, does he say 'no' to Ashley, get sacked inevitably, and been out of work or does he say 'ok' I'll take training until a permenant manager is in and then still have a chance to progress his career in coaching at the club he loves. Please, never allow SSN to interview you, mate.

Don't be too downbeat, Dr. At least Shola'll have a fresh start !

There's always a skidmark after a shit. Fuckin' idiots.

BTW, how many working man hours d'you believe have been lost through us spouting our spleen on here? I'm 3 hours down already.

You're a good lad and all that Parky, but that's pish. The performance at Arsenal was one of the most committed I've seen off a toon team ever. That's only 3/4 weeks ago. And the performance against WBA was shocking and that was 3 days ago and the one agaist Bolton was a week ago, things were slipping and thats a fact Read Alex's post above. I did then I read the shit you posted What that it was 3/4 weeks ago we produced one of the most committed showings I've ever seen you stupid cunt? Well we did. The reasons our form suffered are obvious. No knob head, I know we played well against Arsenal and yes it was 4 weeks ago but barring the Chelsea game we ave been gash. 2 points from 15??? What if after the next 4 or 5 we were at the bottom, what would you do? watch re runs of the Arsenal game?? If, after the next 4 or 5 games we're in the bottom 3, do we then sack the new manager? Stop asking sensible, relevant questions, Alex.

Howay, man. Shola's going to have a fresh start now. How long before he's in the chronicle saying 'he'll prove to the next manager that he's an integral cog in the NUFC engine'.

Not sure if you're being serious but I'd expect a hefty 'administration fee'. Deadly, Alex. So now, not only am I an enraged with Ashley and Llambias, I'm now enraged with myself for being a tit. I'm sure the wife will be thrilled to find out about the admin fee leaving my account in the run up to christmas. Bag of Coal for the bairn this year.

I have, in haste and fury yesterday afternoon, flushed my ST down the toilet. I've tried going trainspotting for it but no luck, am I basically fucked for getting a new'un?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/gallery...adiums-pictures In the words of Kammy, "Unbelievable, Jeff"

Owen Coyle would be my first choice. He's transformed both Burnley and Bolton. Bolton may consider it if the compensation was good enough. I've put money on Coyle (30/1), Venables (500/1) and Curbishley (200/1). he's now at a bigger club ie Bolton. I'd be massively shocked if he came here now. Not sure what makes them a bigger club. But they are £93m in debt and there has been lots of talk about them selling Elmander and Cahill if a good offer came in. Only Gartside would know if Coyle has a price, but i would say he's worth what ever it is. If only to hear him say "Barclays Premier League" a minimum 12 times per interview.

Even Xisco?

Jesus Fucking Christ. I'm speechless.

I'm getting a Jake the Snake just looking at it.

He asked 'Are you sure the power adaptator is plugged in correctly?' .. FFS! Scary though when he said 'I can remotely log into your computer to check what is wrong' ..... As I frantically closed down TT, Youtube, Facebook, Twitter and all other non-work related pages. We can see everything. Voyeurs, to a man.

He asked 'Are you sure the power adaptator is plugged in correctly?' .. FFS! Scary though when he said 'I can remotely log into your computer to check what is wrong' ..... As I frantically closed down TT, Youtube, Facebook, Twitter and all other non-work related pages.

Is it any wonder I can't align pictures correctly???

I've just been on the phone to my companys IT helpdesk and it begs the following questions. This is a school bus in Japan This is the inside of that school bus And, here's the school bus of the country who offer us IT assisstance