LoveTheBobby

It was the most patronising cripplingly cringeworthy shite I've seen . his 'jokes' about "the tuxedo" ? and "seeing someone pay for a kebab in the bigg market with a SHOE" Pear-headed arrogant studenty nonce-case cunt.

Kittaz - see page 2 of MT's link above *cough* their avatar !

Heaton Park support announced . Unlucky if you ain't got Friday ! FRIDAY 29TH JUNE Primal Scream The Wailers The Vaccines Kid British SATURDAY 30TH JUNE Beady Eye The Wailers Professor Green Hollie Cook SUNDAY 1ST JULY Plan B The Wailers The Justice Tonight Band (feat. Mick Jones, Pete Wylie & The Farm) Dirty North

Ere-a Marra, dina tak the piss out of our Mal! Sorry mayat .

@HMHM - Hey they might have LOST but I hope Big Mal FINDS his fuckin teeth some time seewn eh !

THEY'VE ALL DONE OFF ! utterly crushing .

Best laugh ive had in days this like !

Catts hoisting the shorts there . Watch yasels .

Bender's been wearing that poxy double-monikered face mask for weeks now. You've gotta think a fair bit of yourself to sport that kinda shite mind.

haha 'give him a sedagive !'

'proper' cup match this like ! great viewing .

'Bungles fingers'

There was a Dispatches or similar on a year or so ago trailing a postman on his rounds having to adhere to Crozier's directive on the time they had to complete their rounds . Postie had to go at 4.5mph or so and it didn't account for space between deliveries, topography, loading etc. To illustrate the outlandishness of this arsehole Crozier's stance they had a Royal Marine (may even have been a PT instructor iirc) complete a round and he just about managed it within the time and he was goosed . Worked out that technically he had to 'run' to achieve it . Pretty scandlous .

Hasn't Terry denied it? Where as this Stacey kid has admitted guilt? That'll speed up the process. Ah yes very true , that'll be the crux of it I guess .

The timescales between 'crime' and 'verdict' in these two instances (Terry) are so out of sync it's not true . I'm obviously commenting with limited understanding, but it's shocking really .

The whole poularity by familiarity thing youre on about there KSA - couldn't be truer . Once on the panelshow circiut its 'dance monkey dance' . Omnipresent some of them . Fill those fucking schedules baby ! They must make fortunes from trotting along with some of their turgid, jaw-achingly rank patter too . At one point recently Sarah Millican was actually twinned with Frank Skinner . Laughing at the LILO goes to Bangladesh like - the ginger lass who can summon tears as readily as a furrowed brow of concern . I bet her dad's her agent like - dropping her off at the airport for her reportages in the Audi Q .

I feel your pain, I feel your shame Kevin. Without wishing to mock but when you contextualize it, beong able to lightly jaunt to the kermit like a carefree Mr Claypole makes me thank my lucky stars, it really does . The frustrations of your motion delay are palpable my friend. May your God go with you.

5-10 minutes per stool ?! I take it there's no reading or daydreaming involved ? I think cumulatively in a week I can top and tail all my motions in no more than 10 minutes . Do you wear a Steve Foster headband in there ?

Did you happen to see The Hairy Bikers the other week ? They were in Brussels . They poured jelly into a pastie using a fold-out cardboard funnel women can use to have a standy-up lag .

That cokey student prick Jack Whiteall splashback has a show on tomorrow night (Tues Ch4 10.30) that sees him in Newcastle and doing 'characters' setting up the Geordie Shore spakkajacks and some assorted WHYAYEMAN voiced fuckin shit . What a cunt . Somehow it features Shearer at some point too . Fuck . My . Hat .

ref was 10 yards away with a totally unobstructed view ! rediculous .

Stand by for Mancini bleating about the ref bottling last minute penalty against Carrick