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QPR v NUFC - Monday 12th September. Live on Sky (8pm kick-off)
LoveTheBobby replied to Tooj's topic in Newcastle Forum
Looking forward to seeing Mrs Doubtfire-Warnock blowing her blob when Cabaye goes through Twitterboy . -
The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
LoveTheBobby replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
I think (should anyone have the inclination) you can read it back anyway once its finished. Better off poking your anus with a twig then sniffing it though . -
Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
LoveTheBobby replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
His Mafia sketch on Vegas is fantastic like "come here kid *mafia man laugh*" "put a little scazzuzzi on it - they like that kinda thing *mafia man laugh*" -
Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
LoveTheBobby replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
"I used to hurt myself laughing at those shows." And do you still self-harm ? -
The Secret Diary of Lee Ryder (aged 44 and a half)
LoveTheBobby replied to Craig's topic in Newcastle Forum
Ive (well N.E. Pointinthis has) asked for him to discuss the signage disgrace . . Lee Ryder: The information is that there will be a brand new sign going up there. But I wouldn't rule out some advertising too, that is unconfirmed. Surely any additional money coming into the club has to be deemed a good thing providing it is going into the team of course. YOURE NOT ADRESSING THE POINT LEE YOU EMBARRASSINGLY SUBSERVIANT FUCKING TWAT ! -
Branston pickle flavour mini cheddars are where its at .
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maybe some crisps too ?
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Not necessarily. I don't listen to the radio, or watch any of the music channels. So I'm likely to have not heard quite a fair few songs that are in the charts these days. I don't listen to music radio or watch music TV but reckon I still managed to hear that song 20 times in one place or another When y say you'd listened to it 20x in one place - was this while you were caught in a regrettably worrying 'lockdown' situation at work ?
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When y look at it *boops upside it's head* it starts t get freakier like . Btw - blonde lass in picture that picture - what does dekka's misuse look like again ? . .
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I bet sh' farts like a roadworker .
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bottom left pic would be class animated with a belt swish an a dancing dekka like ! or a noshing dekka bottom right
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Fist extolling his sexual prowess there .
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I'd like to say he'd look as equally distinguished with his 'Brut' necklace and rosy windscreens . But he won't .
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Ryder could send through inumerate questions but they'll answer their chosen ones in the nondescript, non-commital usual way. As already said, he probably has to submit them via email then sit whistfully staring at his inbox before a faceless reply comes his way a couple of days later. I think PP's Twitter route is a great idea - definately worth giving it a shot . YZ - fwiw i very much relate to the venom-tinged and obviously frustrated sentiment in what you're saying. Maybe its 'eyes wide open time folks' If half had a bit of the spirit behind what you're saying maybe something can come of getting back at these jelly cocks in some way ?
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Kuqi scored after 5 mins of his Oldham debut
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(those titty questions were for Dekka btw CT)
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Do Your Tits Hang Low? Do They Wobble To And Fro? Can You Tie Them In A Knot? Can You Tie Them In A Bow? Can You Throw Them Over Your Shoulder? Do You Need A Boulder Holder? Do Your Tits Hang Low? Are Your Tits Real Small? Are They Flat Just Like a Wall? Can You Hide Them With Your Hands? Can You See Them There At All? Would You Look Just Like a Male? If It Weren't For Your Pigtails? Are Your Tits Real Small? Are Your Tits Just Right? Are Your Blouses Kinda Tight? If You Had a Disagreement Could You Use Them In A Fight? Do the Boys Throw Fits? When You Flash Your Tits Are Your Tits Just Right? Do Your Tits Go Squish? When You Poke Them Like This? Do They Feel Just Like A Slimy Jelly Fish? Does Your Man's Pecker Stand? When He Holds Them In His Hand? Do Your Tits Go Squish? Are Your Tits Real Hard? Could You Use Them As A Guard? Do Your Nipples Poke Through Your Pink Leotard? When it’s Wet and Cold Do They Stand Out Proud and Bold Are Your Tits Real Hard? Do Your Tits Have Hair? Do People Stop and Stare When You Wear a French Braid Down To Your Underwear? Do People Think Your Breasts Are Like Your Father's chest ? Do Your Tits Have Hair? Are Your Tits Really Real? Did It Take Them Long To Heal? Are They Silicone Or Saline Filled? Do the Boys Hearts Race When You Shake Them In TheirFace? Are Your Tits Really Real? If Your Tits Are Teeny Weenie Or Too Big For Your Bikini ?
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I'd want to keep my time wasted brief so I'd only pose 2 questions :- 1) Is it because you've got no mates you thin-lipped, silly-looking, bullshitting, melon-headed little cunt of a unit ? 2) It is isn't it ?
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Was nowt at all. Didn't go nearly far enough. On about the Ruiz "bid" and Stelling suggested maybe a 'PR stunt' Background (knowing) laughter with Cottee only one who vaguely questioned it with Mcqueen n Boothroyd patronisingly concluding "maybe he prefered london over newcastle" . Mcqueen talked how he knew Carr n how Ruiz played in previous teams !? Stupid fucking Beaker-Dowie said next to nowt. Think he was the one on who laughed off camera at start. The hoax is far-reaching . Edit - don't forget it was these cunts that pumped the club's shite for them on the night via Goofy bollocks so why expect anything genuine !?
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True but the process has gone into overdrive at SJP over the last few years. It’s not only about the noise or lack of it either, there’s something distinctly weird about the overall atmosphere at SJP. Downtrodden is the best way I can sum it up or 'bummed'