LoveTheBobby

Frontal lobotomy? A front botty

Pride is an alien concept to the inherently simple population. A deficiency of zinc in the area means no mackem has had any achievement to boast about since Malcolm Crosby grew his hair to look a bit like Rudi Voller. Remember at one of derbys at Joker under KK they had a banner "Kevin Keegan is a clown" Meanwhile they had a manager with a look of shock, a big curly barnet, and big bulbous nose. All that was missing was the bigfloppyshoes ffs. Awareness issues.

Couldnt get tickets for town end and ended up in the Clock Stand Paddocks for that game. Remember some other town kids in there near us who were hammered booed the Makems when ran out n got shifted as they started to hone in on them with spit flying. Vividly remember one greasy little older bloke in some black biker jacket, with tasstles may I add, shouting out 'I see Jackie's dead' at them as taken out. (refering to milburns death) The spite on the little tramp's face, and the barrel scraping nature of it sums them up. Bitter to the core. Bad dressers too. Thinking back, should've dug the biker-jacketed stinker to get shifted but was only 3 of us at time and wouldnt have done too well in there. Hey ho. I'd swap the 'bite of those days for today's sanitised shite anyday.

He's clearly seen more helmets than hitler. . . Ah this berkow bitch is repulsive in every way like. Like she matters .

Katona 's deffo got a cock'n'ball set under there like.

I feel dirtier than Kerry's alan whickers watching this like. Seeing these twats in HD isn't for kids like ! dear Dr Mengler - what a mess .

^ haha in his Popemobile at Marsden right now in a quandary between putting on Club Tropicana or Never Can Say Goodbye .

..tell us yer joking ?.. He was taking the piss with his avatar & signature for about the 40th time so they were removed. Once a poster is transferred to the ''Bairns'' group his ability to edit posts will automatically be removed. Tom clearing that one up there

..in 'skins'

..tell us yer joking ?..

Phil unleashing his phone's full potential there

Think we've signed some good players (obviously they have a lot to prove) but I get the feeling (inevitably tbh) that they have no real feeling for or affiliation with the club. Could be costly in the long run. This is my worry too. Potentially some 'good deals' and might do the business but to change the balance of the squad in the way he has (i dont mean wotshisface the manager) is very risky imo. To use the letter 'b' a few times here - when it comes a time to battle have we got bottlers or ballbreakers beguiling ?

Anyone that fans have an afiliation with and who appear committed to the club and understand the region and fans and that could be hugely beneficial in a future coaching role - GET OUT . Divide and conquer . Doesn't need pie charts and Venn diagrams to work it out .

We get all the games every round, something about punishing us for living in a warm sunny climate . . sly Oh and I forgot to mention, where it's a midday kick off in the village of the damned, it's a perfect time for the pub 9pm here *once that cunt Ashley has sold up and fucked off back to where he belongs. Aye he's the one that should've been on the con ships like - the balast laiden bastard that he is.

We get all the games every round, something about punishing us for living in a warm sunny climate . . sly

What's with beaming it out for the cons but nowt available in The Motherland like !? Human rights gone mad.

Bonkers conkers man

Wasn't it just ! How good was MacAskill on his bike at the end man That tourist ad he did as Jimmy Saville too . Class .

Never got on with them either. Bmx's were another story like. One of the most tragic aspects of my very early years was being dragged along to some Swap Shop type event at Eldon Rec by me mother where she swapped me Etch a Sketch for a set of fucking roller-skates ! Ney shit. I still get her a card at Christmas though. I leave it on the patio where I buried her.

I have struggled through several tight, damp passages in Yorkshire and France. Gaping Ghyll being particularly memorable for it's sheer size. I'd love to experience the cavern type stuff (ie where you can actually stand up !) some of the stalectite/mite formations etc are pretty wondrous. Accessing them I'd struggle with to say the least. Ethereal . MF if you didnt see it try catch up with that Concrete Circus prog mentioned above mate. Think it would be right up your strasse. Top of their field Parkour, skateboarders, bmxing etc. each set about making short films to showcase their sport. Visually stunning last half hour too. A real buzz to watch. Danny MkAskill bit around railway sidings - mindblowing Highly reccommended viewing for the stoners out there too .

Used to work with roofing contractors when younger and as result of some of the madness required and encountered im now pretty plop with heights . Having said that I think that cave diving carry on has gotta be one of the most panic-inducing persuits I could imagine ! Remember reading excerpts from (pretty sure was Bonnington book) when at school 25 yr ago or so about a cave dive. It was such a vividly evocative depiction . The dark, the cold, the silence, the panic etc. Was brilliant but horrific at same time. Any of you thrillseekers been jammed in a tight hole , struggling for breath before ?

I'm Touching The Cloth just watching that .

Haha 'gerrin' Best of luck getting a word in edgeways with them like !

Its hard to keep up with your 'brand' at times like Chrimbo. What happened to your Tom avatar of yesterday for example ? He didn't pull a Lee Ryder 'copyright' card did he ?

Been a couple of the chicken-necked shit-sniffers on Legends tonight. Nearly busting blood vessels they were. Doing everything to re-inforce what is the crux of their tragic outlook that is 'no-one likes us, but we do care' It eats them up from inside .