LoveTheBobby

He doesn't even have to speak as far as I'm concerned. just looking like he's walked out an episode of the Simpsons hits my spot like .

I've said they're a canny side, what do you want? A pic of me knocking one out over Abidal picking the cup up? Good side, keep the ball well, manager needs a shave, most of the team would be more likeable if they never spoke, and that's it, my view of Barcelona A club more desperate for love than Liverpool, and who get it more than anyone. Well done Barcelona. Is that better? that'll suffice . carry on . .

Why does everyone whinge on about that ??? They all fucking do it these days. It's not cheating any more, it's being professional or "clever". Sad but true, and I hate it, but now accept it. Messi is about the only player who religiously rides a tackle (a long lost skill - that, even Leazes may agree with me on), just about every fucker else (and I mean every fucker worldwide) feels a breath of wind and goes down. Basically, aye. Anyone who watches that team and sees "cheats" over "world class footballers" must have an agenda tbh, which tbf Stevie has (though I don't really know why). People also criticising them for Unicef because it's 'paving the way' to shirt sponsorship. Which other teams would even 'pave the way'? Every other team on earth just rolls over to the fattest cheque book at the end of the day, at least they've given Unicef about £100 millions worth of free advertising. It would be revenue they've never had before. The Barcelona Way, was the same as the Athletic Bilbao way, the shirt was more than a representation of a football club, but more one of an area many believe should be its' own autonomous country, Catalunya. The point made was correct, there'd be a major outcry if they'd went from nothing to "Pepsi" just like that. Once the shirt is bastardised well that's it, and they can hide behind the cloak of a good cause in the first step. I can hear your brain ticking over thinking "fuck me is he for real", but it makes sense. Not only that, it gains massive respect from people who are taken in by it right round the world, winning them countless millions of new fans. An absolute superb marketing ploy by the people who make those decisions. i think all y've managed in terms of credit is 'they were very good' and talked how poor the redshite were, barca being arrogant cheats and how unicef is an evil move. for a bloke who's not backward when coming forward as a 'football man' it's canny sad how youre either too bitter or stubborn to put out with the jive and in with the love ?

. . be cobbling something together about how Messi's jink and Villa finish goal gets scored every week at Scunthorpe but never gets credit i shouldn't wonder . .

"Its being a long and winding road with plenty of self inflicted pot holes along the way....." First thought this was about why ya jola was off the road . Replacement motor in the offing for summer cruising like ?

Roy Keane's just said on ITV's terrible coverage "youve gotta have humility in defeat - and that's what united have always been good at' ah wheyaye man royston .

'what was in his jacket' mystery resolved. /poppers

fair play to AF on his immediate post match with Guardiola like . . . meanwhile - bye bye EMO you cunT .

. . hallaaaw

Valencia shoulda stuck t Red Dwarf . WonderMessi leading scorer in CL for 3rd yr running .

me too . ive mermed all over me Beatles suit .

i normally have me pre match shite before i leave the house . saves bagging it .

i'm hearin ya gonna redocorate a-la Bobby Sands here if he does too like

Little Shitty Shit in the squad ahead af Berbatov

Doliketobebesidetheseaside

clearly ran out of toes .

Turns out you're right Micko - here's three of them

gonna do me barnet like Puyol and put a Pep Beatles suit on for this like

songwars - PomPom Party up there with Dr Sexy edit - you seen the film yet Happy ? any cop ?

. . sports the No.7 too i see

set phasers to stun . im already in June Spok - ive always been ahead of me time . accellerated lifestyle y see .

http://www.nufc.com/html/sos-irishtimes-2.html what y on about man ? y wanna reeboot yaself out of default mode of all this 'who's better who's best , then and now' carry on . i cant be arsed with all that shite - waste of time that y wont get back . i live in the here and now and was refering to the forthcoming summer. (captains log, stardate June 2011. warpfactor 10 aye aye Toonspock)

As much as i believe in the powers of positive thinking i personally dont buy into the power of it 'collectively' i.e. if we're all positive those vibes will transcend into a great summer window . Look what happened recently with L7 for a recent example . That was a real life-collective, not a hypothetical one . Shafted . There may be one or umpteen incidents of chips being pissed upon under these turds too but me fingers cant be fucked . Of course i'd love to be proved otherwise but all this Paradiddle patter's got the essence of a Uri Geller gig at Whitley Bay Playhouse about it if y ask me . Go up on stage *a dumroll* clasp hands *ooh,aahh* close your eyes n rock backwards and forwards *pregnant , expectant pause * . . CRASH-BANG-WOLLUP - the bender's pulled ya pants down .

Fuck Man Utd