LoveTheBobby

is that Peter Kay episode the one with Senor Woppy ?

Were you off work like? No. I was working in the shoe department, when I saw a mongo take a football from the ball bin and peg it out the store. I chased him down Haven't been in for a good while (great for 5 side gear) but you did well to give any kind of chase if they've moved the ball bins from the entrance ? One of the annoying things I remember was the inability to so much as turn round in the damn place without knocking half a rack of shite off the rails ?!

I have Jamie and the Magic Torch as a ringtone! Chorlton was class, but that witch used to scare the life out of me was a top bloke Chorlton like ! always a charmer - even in the face of evil witch . . 'ello little ol' lady

I have Jamie and the Magic Torch as a ringtone! . . ah Jan . . *off for 'a shave'*

whats with the 'murder glass' ? did y swipe it from The Stage Door or Madisons 1988 !?

Warners most recent carry on (his misdemeanours go way back like) saw him sell €84k of WC tickets to an international tout for €240 . allegdly

have a watch of recent Panorama if its still on iplayer or whatever.the previous docu the guy made a few years previous was equally as revealingly depressing Cool thanks. Any idea what it was called? The press conf was shambolic like...only caught last couple of mins when i was spitting his dummy and walkin out. just looked on Virgin catchupwotsit. Panorama - Footballs Shame. screened 23 May. says last day viewable on iplayer mind. be bits on youtube too though. reporter Andrew Jennings - very good and same guy who did previous on these bent jokers

have a watch of recent Panorama if its still on iplayer or whatever.the previous docu the guy made a few years previous was equally as revealingly depressing

see Blatters shambolic press conf there ?! whole gig's as rotten . dunno how he gets away with it all . hope Warner's sour grapes brings him down .

^ thats gotta be a trap for Gemmil like like a bea's honeytrap

top memories with the Chorlton n Wheelies avatar btw Jan that and Jamies Magic Torch were me faves as a kid

How would you react to a feet-stirred bowl of turnip mash with a pube garnish ?

always had a lot of time and respect for him as a footballer and person.

I'd love to hear Paradiddle's French vocab like !? Unless he's going to leave it to Jean Carvier

I wish. Had a late night and hit the sack after 1, up with the baby at 5.45. (And only a little over a week to go until I am daddy day care full time so I'll be able to contribute even more) And you thought it was going to be a quiet summer on Toontastic y wanna launch yer own cable channel mate

Reasonable precis of Christmas' recent turbo-buttoning of the 'unmitigated shite' policy there .

“If we lose Joey like we lost Andy Carroll, we have to improve. We haven’t really had a chance to do anything yet in terms of the transfer market. With Andy Carroll, we didn’t have a chance to respond, and we haven’t done anything yet because no-one’s done anything yet. But at some point we will" according to Paradiddle http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-u...-name_page.html

*cough* You've got some brass neck when you're following Fearne cunting Cotton

Thought Shazam was all clever stuff when it came out but recently discovered SOUND HOUND it's on another level altogether .

Is that done on the same street as fudge packing? if we're going down that road so to speak, i think he's playing a one player 'biscuit game' or summat here like . . . now haway - get ya head out the sand eh

aye but youre trying to bank chocolate money at the moment mate

could carc it , combust or conceivably explode if he carries on way he snapped 'thats all im saying right' in post match interview with gabriel clark was a beaut too !

was probably t get away from that faulty stalker bint tbh

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