LoveTheBobby

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I see its got "X-Reality & Smart Sensors" . Wonder if these features can be retro-fitted ?

I can just hear Shearer giving an impassioned pre-match teamtalk to the back of a random punters head while sitting in the back of a taxi on his way back to Pont after a curry on Ocean Road like !?

it's that time of year again that Andy Murray appears on tv screens . what a cunt he is .

first thing i thought of was one of me favourite AWP scenes . theyre sittin in garden after Moxy's become Brendan 'Mulkakky' and Oz tests'm with ". . mMi!nd that snake there Moxy" . class .

Large Michael currently renegotiating down on PR company contracts as 'Chris Gray' is left face-down on the draining board having had his anus seen to with a bottle brush there .

One of Lee Ryder's Golden Girls http://www.blogonthetyne.co.uk/2011/06/a-b...eside-youv.html

can't be arsed to look at the link, but presumably by the bold bit he appears to be a know-nowt naive schoolkid - a bit similar to the likes of CT, Deano, Gejon, and Jaysouthernmag ? it's your bloodpressure i'm thinking about mate when i say ''aye it's best y don't read it" his bit about impatient fans wanting it now now now grips me shit like, it really does . its the kinda trite 'outside' press perpetuate and not something i'd care to be associated with NU fans. Well, i speak for lads i know/have gone to match with over the years anyway. Dunno how old he is but reads as an older head and that summation he reaches is beyond me if that's the case. Be better off shouting into a bucket than scripting that kinda shit.

Aw I hope the damage isn't permanent Bianca? Hopefully its just an irritation. I know you can get ulcers in the eye from over use of contact lenses. Aye that's what she said and that I should stop with the lenses this week to avoid it happening. The damage is sort of at the top of the eye away from where the lenses go but apparently the lack of oxygen is caused by overwearing them. Something like that I dunno. I'm sure it'll be fine though. It wasn't until she lifted my eyelid that I even felt that it was a bit sensitive. Corneal neovascularisation? Blood vessels from the limbus (where the 'white part' meets the 'coloured part') start to grow into the cornea which has been starved of oxygen by over use of lenses. If it's a Corneal ulcer that'll be be painful and can turn nasty. You don't swim in your lenses do you? I've heard he wears wellies in the bath though .

looking for who this kid is, expecting some sort of self-appointed spokesman in the Wraith-esque self-promotion mould. Seemingly he's just some kid that posts in sky comments, chron type stuff i think. More with the Mickylove here "Children want it all now, now, now. Just like Newcastle supporters." (shut up you hairy purple teat. FACT) http://www.nufcviews.com/

did you go pick him up the other night btw ?

I didn't think Rihanna was on at the Arena till later in the year ?

. . . aach

The pictures in't redtops during week of him and rooney on their jollies had me mistaking it for a Planet Of The Apes Convention.

played William "it's on the tip'o me tongue, it's on the tip'o me tongue" like alan ball in an icebath playing a comb .* a regional accent that induces the involuntary reaction of putting your hands in your pockets too . * or kazoo .

. . 'kinell

your profile - are you really Russian Humantigor ? or are you not in that much of a hurry ?

singing hinnies are nice

Sounds like someone watched Tremors. Whoosh? Haad ya gob man! Aaful story tbh Fist. The crack about that Purple Aki fella's true. Heard of him years ago from mates in Lpool. Story goes he's into getting kids to do press ups for him and t feel their muscles. Meant to have chased some poor kid once onto a trainline or something and consequent death and how got the notoriety as well as the hanging about gyms as mentioned. He's a proper Enormous Derek too - oh he's a worry alright. Canny kisser though.

. . wh'woah. . woah . . wWoah. had on Chrimbo. . y said ya jola was knackered, plus you're on the turbo shandies - so i put it to you that this is a form of a lie too ? y'd be made t walk the plank for that . . . .if it wasn't for the fact y'd probably fuckin snap it .

maybe avoid going via Wallsend route LM. i.e go via South Gos way . some carry on at Chilli Rd / Byker this morn on way t graft and had to 'alight the train' n had t get bastard bus in. happened other week too.

if it's a mini moto you've got, get yaself over to Benwell they've got a pretty extensive circuit there

"CT. Constant Bullshitter : Politically Clueless : Tosser : Housewife & Maid Call 0800 He's usually right Because he's covered all the bases"

not biding my time , off to sleep in the bath .