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You calling wor Sib a poof like?

A healthy dose of Rachmaninov to start the day. It's good to pretend to be cultured sometimes.

Extended till tonight apparently.

Can't think of any one moment really, but moving back to the UK and settling in has been a damn sight easier than I expected, so to that. Oh, actually, my mate Ray's wedding in the summer was a class weekend. Perfect weather, fantastic reception and all the old crowd back together in one place and causing merry havoc.

I'll be trying to persuade the Aussie to join me in a straight pub for a change.

Are you getting one then, i bet you like having a bloke in shorts up against your wall, don't you? Only if it's wipe-clean vinyl.

I take it back. Fantastic company.

You wouldn't know mediocrity if it hit you with a hammer, 5th best club over the last decade, qualifying for Europe regularly, signing England players, have I forgotten anything? Think you needed to call me a stupid cuntish cunt Specifically "I see you've resorted to mindless insults again, you stupid cuntish cunt".

Did I ever say congrats on that, Zath? If not, congrats. Hell, even if so, congrats again.

Middle class cock tastes better though. At least they know how to wash.

The adverts are bad enough. But the prices....

Not if you call me ginger you're not dicksplash! I've got your ticket remember. Pah, I know where you get chips. You could blindfold yourself and stick a pin in the "Takeaway and Fast Food" section of the Yellow Pages and find somewhere Gemmill gets chips.

laughing my ass off oh my god owned laughing out loud

And the Ipswich Ripper makes exceedingly good wakes.

That night I was suffering the office Christmas "party" in my then-new job in Mainz and getting text updates from an increasingly bemused (and inebriated) friend back home. Time flies...

Life with a minimum of 40 years apparently

Ooo!

* Dresden Dennis * Porthole * Swedish * AFC New Wii On eBay * Bear Shit * Porkfull * No * Sputnik Caesarean * Vindaloo Sauce.... Rovers. Do I win?

Shit.

Just because his jaw looks disjointed doesn't mean I'm responsible! I'm proud of the fella though, banging talentless Romanian "singers" on the side like that. The fella's clearly a Eurovision fan at heart.

no, it's Tommy-Lee Jones' nephew though isnt it Tom's little nipper though? Jesus's brother tbh

About a month a murder isn't it? Some applies though.

Life/40 years, apparently.

I may or may not have bought the cassette single of that from Woolies for 49p.

As opposed to the high heels the rest of us wear about the place, I suppose. Mind you...