Meenzer

You can't beat the sense of achievement when you can take a dump in your own house with the bathroom door open. Or when you spunk into the sink after a 5 knuckle shuffle! Fantastic. To be fair, you'd do that at anyone's house. house, place of work, school.... ...funeral, wedding, royal honours ceremony...

You can't beat the sense of achievement when you can take a dump in your own house with the bathroom door open. Or when you spunk into the sink after a 5 knuckle shuffle! Fantastic. To be fair, you'd do that at anyone's house.

Sodding marvellous.

Only if you have charvatastic tastes in the first place. Some of us do it in style baby. (And I'm still talking about Christmas decorations too.)

And to think he used to claim the H stood for "Hyperactive".

It's a man's game tbh.

They dress you in a burqa and put you in a locked room with SMO, Wacky and an industrial-sized tub of KY.

Old name: Martin Meenzer Gangsta name: Pop A Cock In Yo' Ass Damn, it's good.

Just went out and got myself a pack of Revels and scoffed them in a couple of minutes with a mug of coffee. Bastids.

Wasn't bad, just a bit pointless. Came across like something more suited to a stage play or fan fiction than a full-blown TV special.

albeit with a smaller cock

Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Unless it's a hatstand. That'd be a bit uncomfortable in the long run.

Excellent news mate. Not even thinking about that particular step myself until I can get out of London.

Independence, endeavour and having any kind of ambition in life are sorely overrated.

And explain what the product is, of course. "SKIRBLE for 37. Set of plastic coat-hangers."

IKEA Scrabble is great. You just have to come up with words that sound like they could be daft IKEA product names.

Just been immediately plonked into the middle of a 2-week accounting manual-type project. "Yes", then.

Love them all. You only get about 2 of each in a pack these days though.

That's just saved you from the derision.

Picked up "Tales Of The City" at a charity shop at some point, but it's still sitting on the shelf gathering dust...

She is, yeah. Another friend took the photo, so I only just got it. I go to see Lauren in six days, it's pretty exciting. I've just seen photos from their NYE party. I like this one: She's on the left. anyone else hear Jimbo thundering towards this thread with Kleenex in one hand and... something less mentionable in the other Industrial-sized bottle of window cleaner for those fucking glasses?

Relax Would've stopped him getting scarred, for a start.

I got sidetracked by some Paulo Coelho, so this was the only one of the three I got through in the end. Decent read and Tóibín's clearly a skilled writer, but I'd really like to read a piece of "proper" gay lit that isn't set in the 80s and doesn't involve lots of AIDS-related deaths. I appreciate it's a defining topic for authors of a certain age, but by god it gets dull after a while.

Mate! Did you not just see the gip brock has been getting