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Also this.

But you'll only be 50% gay until you get a second jab.

I know we've all said he's been stealing a living, but I didn't expect him to outright admit he hasn't actually bothered to do his job yet.

Bio: "Proud British 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Hate nationalism, love my kids .BLM=Marxism". Profile pic: Football club badge.

We watch that too. Soz.

Another bright spark right here: Here's the thing. Yes, Leave lied; yes, the right-wing press faithfully parroted their lies; yes, social media algorithms fed people those lies; yes, the prevailing political conditions made it possible for those lies to take hold in the first place. But at some point, there's no escaping the fact that a lot of people are just fucking selfish and fucking stupid.

I looked under "Creased!" but all they had was extreme ironing documentaries.

The show is called iPlayer. I think it's on Dave?

He's doing all right.

FYP

As opposed to Fishing for Leave, who prefer the [checks notes] Stormfront establishment

Sigh. He'll have a senior cabinet position within a decade, won't he?

Aye. I replied to some melt on Twitter earlier today whose argument about poor parenting was founded on a firm belief that chicken dippers cost more than £7/kg. It's just little things like that that are a dead giveaway - no need to worry about facts when you can just think whatever best suits your prejudice - and people like Edwards know what side their bread's buttered on. What a way to make a living though.

So do we think this is going to be the week when Mike Ashley can rightly say he is getting the hang of this football lark?

That is so fetch.

Trudged through the 80s.

Still, you must be reassured that we dropped Joelinton last night and were even shitter than usual.

I've gone with both teams to score in this one and I'm really not sure why

On a late 80s holiday to Cyprus I had lasagna at a restaurant in Paphos called Garfield. You don't get more authentic than that.

Still, at least the incident has given us this

Journalism

While you'd have to say there's some merit in the principle - given that globalisation trends are a big part of what drives Brexit/right-wing populism, and nowadays there's obviously a strong environmental case for producing as much as possible at home - if what Redwood says had ever been the true aim of Brexit then they'd have started working on this stuff the day after the referendum. Since the beautiful British countryside doesn't appear to have been turned into vast swathes of polytunnels and greenhouses like you see when you travel between cities in the Netherlands, however, I can only assume this to be yet more bullshit to appease gullible fantasists.

I mean, you couldn't script this stuff.

IT'S THE JEFF HENDRICK ROADSHOW