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I can't imagine anyone who says things like that would recently have been bashing on about people losing their trust in democr... oh.

I imagine more than anything they just want some kind of clarity.

Welcome to MV-Day, everybody. Can we not just put Betty in charge of everything?

Baby Klopp, doo doo doo doo doo doo Baby Klopp, doo doo doo doo doo doo Baby Klopp, doo doo doo doo doo doo Baby Klopp As you say, bad news for us if it gives them a Big Sam bounce, but it's still quite funny.

The usual - steak bakes and sexy assists. (With apologies for it being BT Sport.)

Johnson's hair is a permanent deep state.

And, leading on from the above tweet about the Welsh referendum, this is absolutely right. May has never made any attempt to obtain "loser's consent".

ONE TWO THREE TECHNO MAXIMUM VELOCITY (yes I will keep doing this until we sign him)

Oo, interesting. Should have realised he'd be an isolationist given he fancies himself as Trumpinho.

Don't tell him, Pike!

Are they talking about withdrawing from Mercosur?

Doesn't matter whether Brexit happens or not, we're a tarnished brand as a country now. No reason we should be trusted.

Sounds painful. I hope you used lube.

BAMFU

Andrea Leadsom, honestly. Has there ever been a greater disparity between self-belief and actual capability? I'd call her the Ali Dia of politics but that'd be an insult to Ali Dia.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1083290033082249217.html

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"Dunty"?

I know it's a troll but I can't work out if it's a double bluff.

May's deal means the managed decline of the UK, no deal means unmanaged decline. A reluctant vote for the former, obviously.

My vote round here is so worthless I even voted for the Women's Equality Party last time round. FPTP FTW.

I see the fascists outside parliament are feeling properly enabled now. CT's favourite PM's gift to the nation just keeps on giving.